Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Re: Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Postby my cousin mose » Tue Sep 18, 2012 16:23:17

Slowhand wrote:The Best Buy that I worked at was 5 minutes from campus. It was just one giant orgy (that I wasn't invited to).

i mean do you have a street address or anything?
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Re: Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Postby Bill McNeal » Tue Sep 18, 2012 16:25:43

Working in a supermarket, in my experience anyway, was pretty similar to the movie "Go". Lots of drugs, booze, chicks, sexy time, house parties followed by absurd adventures where people wind up in the hospital.
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Re: Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Postby my cousin mose » Tue Sep 18, 2012 16:31:15

lots of 'paper or plastic' condom jokes?
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Re: Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Postby Slowhand » Tue Sep 18, 2012 16:31:42

If you want easy access to all sorts of drugs, work at a pizza place (or befriend someone who does)

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Re: Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Postby Soren » Tue Sep 18, 2012 16:36:43

the Lee's in Newtown was a drug haven forever. Those guys made weed smoking the #1 most required job skill.
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Re: Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Postby phdave » Tue Sep 18, 2012 16:37:00

I never worked retail. I applied a few times but never ended up working in any of the places because I got some other crappy job. I mostly worked at my father's printing business in West Philly.
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Re: Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Postby Rev_Beezer » Tue Sep 18, 2012 16:38:27

I worked retail- assistant manager at a Vitamin World store during my last year of seminary. I started in August, they closed the store in October. Long run there.

I was horrible at the job, cause I wouldn't lie to get people to buy stuff they didn't need.
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Re: Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Postby The Dude » Tue Sep 18, 2012 16:41:24

Bill McNeal wrote:Working in a supermarket, in my experience anyway, was pretty similar to the movie "Go". Lots of drugs, booze, chicks, sexy time, house parties followed by absurd adventures where people wind up in the hospital.


this is exactly how mcd's was
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Re: Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Postby Bucky » Tue Sep 18, 2012 16:46:26

Friendly's as well

pretty much the only reason i worked there.

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Re: Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Postby 1 » Tue Sep 18, 2012 16:52:18

Record Town, Saturday Matinee, The Wall - a lot of free stuff, especially when i was the only ahem, suburban, working at our store at the gallery mall on market. i'll have to see if i can find my pic of busta rhymes and our staff. it's kind of hilarious.

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Re: Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Tue Sep 18, 2012 17:05:15

McDonald's (three days)
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Re: Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Postby phatj » Tue Sep 18, 2012 17:05:18

CyberWarehouse, a short-lived regional computer sales/service chain.
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Re: Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Postby Monkeyboy » Tue Sep 18, 2012 17:22:49

Trent Steele wrote:
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Ready the Dead in 2012 thread.



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Re: Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Postby Bill McNeal » Tue Sep 18, 2012 18:04:00

my cousin mose wrote:lots of 'paper or plastic' condom jokes?

Remember how much condoms cost back in '98?
Nope
Me either, we never used em.
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Re: Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Postby 1 » Tue Sep 18, 2012 18:16:21

Two of my former students were subbing in the building today. Life is short.

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Re: Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Postby SK790 » Tue Sep 18, 2012 19:23:47

Bill McNeal wrote:Working in a supermarket, in my experience anyway, was pretty similar to the movie "Go". Lots of drugs, booze, chicks, sexy time, house parties followed by absurd adventures where people wind up in the hospital.

this is exactly how the bakery i worked in too. also, the entire food service industry is like this.
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Re: Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Postby The Dude » Tue Sep 18, 2012 19:32:32

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Re: Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Postby PrattRules » Tue Sep 18, 2012 20:11:32

Barry Jive wrote:
Trent Steele wrote:Seems weird to me, but....none.

I worked at Kelly's Seafood (shout at to my NE brothers) from 9th grade till law school. Then I got a jobby job.


Kelly's is where my family gets our ritual Christmas Eve dinner from since Ruhling's on Rising Sun Ave. closed down


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Re: Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Postby PrattRules » Tue Sep 18, 2012 20:14:08

I worked at CVS and had Al Rothenberg, the injury lawyer, demand a refund for his Dunkin Donuts sandwich because he waited too long in line for smokes.
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Re: Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Postby Bucky » Tue Sep 18, 2012 21:10:56

PrattRules wrote:I worked at CVS and had Al Rothenberg, the injury lawyer, demand a refund for his Dunkin Donuts sandwich because he waited too long in line for smokes.



ugh. his firm was in the lawyer's league that we umpired. He makes ever lawyer stereotype ever seem tame by comparison. One game, when the season was almost over, he tried to gip me out of $7. "How much"? He asked. "$14" I replied. He handed me $7. I said something and he said "well the other team pays the other half, right"? (Total was $28). This was well into the season after he had paid many other umpires (including me) the $14.

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