Pretty sure the realtor shitted up both my toilets

PrattRules wrote:

WheelsFellOff wrote:Man random thoughts threads are the worst to catch up on

Hate it when I'm five pages behind and wanna reply to a quote on the first page but then feel that its time passed.

I just write it anyway. It feels good man.


Also, I highly considered waiting a few pages to respond to this to make a point.

If there are only three urinals in the bathroom, you don't take the middle one. It's mind-bottling that there are guys who don't understand this.

Went to hooters for lunch (yeah, I know). My meal came to $10.61. I paid cash, $20. She gives me two fives as change. Nice try sweetheart, but you're on the B squad and my drink ran out half way through the meal and stayed that way.

phatj wrote:If there are only three urinals in the bathroom, you don't take the middle one. It's mind-bottling that there are guys who don't understand this.

These people need their man card revoked.

phatj wrote:If there are only three urinals in the bathroom, you don't take the middle one. It's mind-bottling that there are guys who don't understand this.

lol, 'bottling'

phatj wrote:If there are only three urinals in the bathroom, you don't take the middle one. It's mind-bottling that there are guys who don't understand this.

/sandusky'd

Wheels Tupay wrote:Bucky bring me ice cream.

sorry, i got hungry on the way and ate it

fuckin' sriracha sauce, man

702 wrote:

Houshphandzadeh wrote:every 60 seconds in Africa

a minute passes

LOL

i thought they were metric over there?

Bucky wrote:

Wheels Tupay wrote:Bucky bring me ice cream.

sorry, i got hungry on the way and ate it

Son of a

wogglymaster91 wrote:fuckin' sriracha sauce, man

Is that the sauce they have at vietnemese resturants? If so, I just had it for the first time, and it's awesome. If not, what did I just have?

Bill McNeal wrote:

wogglymaster91 wrote:#$!&@' sriracha sauce, man

Is that the sauce they have at vietnemese resturants? If so, I just had it for the first time, and it's awesome. If not, what did I just have?

Yes, that's it.

Bill McNeal wrote:

wogglymaster91 wrote:fuckin' sriracha sauce, man

Is that the sauce they have at vietnemese resturants? If so, I just had it for the first time, and it's awesome. If not, what did I just have?

Dog.

702 wrote:

Bill McNeal wrote:

wogglymaster91 wrote:fuckin' sriracha sauce, man

Is that the sauce they have at vietnemese resturants? If so, I just had it for the first time, and it's awesome. If not, what did I just have?

Dog.

It's dog blood?

If lethal was still alive, 702 would be in some hot water

Bill McNeal wrote:

wogglymaster91 wrote:fuckin' sriracha sauce, man

Is that the sauce they have at vietnemese resturants? If so, I just had it for the first time, and it's awesome. If not, what did I just have?

That's the one friend.

phatj wrote:If there are only three urinals in the bathroom, you don't take the middle one. It's mind-bottling that there are guys who don't understand this.

are we talking three open urinals or three urinals with the middle one being the only one open?

ReadingPhilly wrote:

phatj wrote:If there are only three urinals in the bathroom, you don't take the middle one. It's mind-bottling that there are guys who don't understand this.

are we talking three open urinals or three urinals with the middle one being the only one open?

All three open. So I come in behind this guy and I have to either wait for him, which is awkward at best, or piss next to him. When guys do this I always want to actually crowd next to them and piss in the same urinal.

agree with your original statement then