I ended up running and had a grilled chicken sandwich instead. Usually my thousand calorie swings go the other way.

The feeling after you go to the dentist for a cleaning is amazing.

Weird thing to post on a Sunday

You might even say random.

cliff diving today. neck is killing me. bruised my butt. also did a belly flop accidently

I put my bed up for sale on CL. Dude came by to pick it up in a Volkswagen Passat. One of the dumber things I've ever seen considering the size of the bed is clearly stated in the ad.

My GPS (a Garmin Nuvi) is totally stupid. Going to Dutch Wonderland, it chose to take us down Main Street in Lansdale to get to 202 S, despite Main Street being slower and further north than Hancock St. Then it took us along Swede Rd. in Norristown which is really slow too.

On the way back it chose a very different route, going up Trooper from 422, which is actually very sensible. Except it chose to turn right off of 363 onto Egypt Rd, then a left onto Main St. in West Norriton, then a few blocks later, to rejoin Trooper. Where we would have been five minutes earlier if we had just stayed on Trooper in the first place.

I'm terrible at directions, so I think it just does this to mess with me.

Wheels Tupay wrote:The feeling after you go to the dentist for a cleaning is amazing.

Now normally I would agree, but I went yesterday and the hygienist was some fill-in I had never seen before. She asked me if Jesus Christ was my personal Lord and Savior. I thought it was a strange thing for her to ask, but by the end of the time there she had some person from the 700 Club's name written down and told me to call them and pray because of my health situation. Did not see that coming. She also didn't let me have any of those cool fancy flavors I used to get when I was a kid. I got like baking soda, and a lecture from her like she was my mom. Meanwhile, the hot hygienist was in the next room over. Yep.

Could probably sue

cfp what do you talk to people about besides your health sitch

The Dude wrote:cfp what do you talk to people about besides your health sitch

C'mon the dude take it to the ask him anything thread, which coincidentally just so happens to be what every thread on this god foresaken board turns into anywayz

In the 36 hours I was in Boston last week I heard the word cunt used more times than I had in my first 27 years on earth before that put together

Based on the incredibly strong stench of weed on the people that just picked up my bed and the driving challenges presented by CA highway 92, I believe my bed may be on fire within the next 20 minutes.

The Dude wrote:cfp what do you talk to people about besides your health sitch

Music, hot chicks, etc.

IDK, I didn't really have a choice, she asked me how I was and if my medications changed, I can't really lie my way through that one. I'm sure they have to take precautions too. It was just weird.

KSOs?

I like the Sour Patch Kids Berries

New Mexico is the devils asshole. Just Sayin.