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by **Houshphandzadeh** » Thu Jul 26, 2012 16:26:07

next time two condoms

by **The Nightman Cometh** » Thu Jul 26, 2012 16:27:04

Nope, took a test today got a negative and she got her period at the same time.

She didn't just text me that though, she sent me a fucking picture of the test with her low res phone camera so of course I didn't know what it said. I was like "I DONT KNOW WHAT THAT SAYS OR MEANS" and she didn't answer for five minutes. I was freaking the fuck out. She was taking out the trash. Good times.

by **The Nightman Cometh** » Thu Jul 26, 2012 16:27:50

Houshphandzadeh wrote:next time two condoms

Next time condoms+pill+atm

by **The Nightman Cometh** » Thu Jul 26, 2012 16:38:48

thank you jesus.

by **Soren** » Thu Jul 26, 2012 16:39:42

nah man backdoor

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Thu Jul 26, 2012 16:42:48

tbh, I'm still a little confused about why you two were worried

by **The Nightman Cometh** » Thu Jul 26, 2012 16:44:55

Her period was supposed to come 4 days ago, which freaked her out when it was late at all and when a girl is freaked out about being pregnant I freak out about her being pregnant, because what the fuck do I know?

by **PrattRules** » Thu Jul 26, 2012 17:07:08

The Nightman Cometh wrote:Nope, took a test today got a negative and she got her period at the same time.

She was taking out the trash. .

Can't tell if this is a euphemism.

by **The Dude** » Thu Jul 26, 2012 19:34:20

4 days late is not a big deal. get her some valium

by **td11** » Thu Jul 26, 2012 19:39:56

seriously. 4 days is not a lot. gf in hs missed her period by two weeks and we weren't even boning at the time. it was because track season had started.

by **kruker** » Thu Jul 26, 2012 19:42:37

get a new her

by **The Savior** » Thu Jul 26, 2012 20:50:08

The Dude wrote:4 days late is not a big deal. get her some valium

by **TenuredVulture** » Thu Jul 26, 2012 21:18:51

Condom+withdrawal probably is a waste. Condoms may be more effective if you put some spermicide up her hoo haa before you do it. Also, having intercourse without the condom, withdrawing, and then finishing the job might lead to trouble (I think the term for that used to be dipping, but I could be wrong.) And of course, hold the condom before you take it out.

Four days is kind of crazy to start worrying. She's probably got a lot of guilt about sex.

by **The Dude** » Thu Jul 26, 2012 21:23:25

by **pacino** » Thu Jul 26, 2012 21:25:49

birth control

by **PTOITWCFTPP** » Thu Jul 26, 2012 21:37:32

td11 wrote:seriously. 4 days is not a lot. gf in hs missed her period by two weeks and we weren't even boning at the time. it was because track season had started.

first time my current gf was 2 weeks late, i was a wreck

by **The Nightman Cometh** » Thu Jul 26, 2012 22:05:36

Yeah she's getting birth control now. Yay.

by **pacino** » Thu Jul 26, 2012 22:06:42

tell her to take it with food. and check back with her doc if she feels sick.there's multiple ones that affect women differently.

by **Woody** » Thu Jul 26, 2012 22:10:50

kids having kids. goodness

by 1 » Thu Jul 26, 2012 22:16:07

pacino wrote:tell her to take it with food. and check back with her doc if she feels sick.there's multiple ones that affect women differently.

Need an "ask dr pacino" thread

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