i hope housh just got another cat

Always feel like I should apologize to someone if I curse at work.

beez in the trap is proof that nicki minaj could queef into a microphone for four minutes and get it on the radio at this point.

saw a girl get helicoptered off from the cove i was in today. she fell out of the rope swing tree or something. some people said that they could barely walk let alone get up and go off of the rope swing. pretty gnarly. when they helicoptered her off they didn't put her in the helicopter. just had her hanging off the side. better than superman the ride i guess

EndlessSummer wrote:At the shore for the week. If one of you college kids wanted to make some easy loot while working on the beach, you should start a business where you are basically a beach bellhop for people with families, where you help them shlep all their kids shit to and from the beach. They'd pay you $5-10 a pop, I'd assume, and you could probably like $200 bucks in a couple of hours. Does this exist anywhere?

This is an amazing idea. I would pay $5 without even thinking about it to have some dipshit carry the umbrella and the wind shade and the baby pool ( you don't bring a baby pool to the beach?)and the beach chairs, and the cooler, and the stroller, and the other color with the breast milk in it, and the beach toys, and the boogie boards, and my dignity

so you get the the beach and make 10 trips to and from the car?

No power over here

SK790 wrote:so you get the the beach and make 10 trips to and from the car?

Bet he gets it done in 4

i had a brownout but it subsided. whew. now i have seinfeld on loop.

peco/mother nature will have hell to pay if this breast milk goes bad

we're back, kudos, peco

geez the dead sea scrolls are nothing but torn up paper. reminded me of finding pieces of playboy in the woods when i was like 11.

It's not yet 7 AM on Monday, and I've already done more work this week than I did last week.

Bucky wrote:geez the dead sea scrolls are nothing but torn up paper. reminded me of finding pieces of playboy in the woods when i was like 11.

I think everyone found porn mags in the woods when they were kids. That always the most awesome thing when youd find some water damaged mag of nekkid ladies. I remember one time finding a magazine called "oral-o-rama" or something like that.
It was awesome.

The Dude wrote:

SK790 wrote:so you get the the beach and make 10 trips to and from the car?

Bet he gets it done in 4

Probably get it done in one or two. PRO TIP: take the kid out of the stroller and use the stroller as a cart to push all of your shit to the beach. It's not ideal, when you hit the sand you will tip it a few times, but it's better than trying to carry all the shit on your back like someone working in a Chinese rice paddy.

Bill McNeal wrote:

Bucky wrote:geez the dead sea scrolls are nothing but torn up paper. reminded me of finding pieces of playboy in the woods when i was like 11.

I think everyone found porn mags in the woods when they were kids. That always the most awesome thing when youd find some water damaged mag of nekkid ladies. I remember one time finding a magazine called "oral-o-rama" or something like that.
It was awesome.

Another joy of childhood lost to technology.

celebrated my recent engagement on Bastille day. The farmer's cabinet is a cool spot, especially when you don't have to pay for it.

re: farmer's cabinet - I kind of view restaurant gossip the same way I'd read articles about how bad of a guy Barry Bonds was - it doesn't matter, if the food/hits are good, that's all that matters.

But this article last week http://philadelphia.foobooz.com/2012/07 ... ent-225941
is pretty much something that gets written every 3 months about this group. They're such scum bags and there are so many good options for food and drink that I just can't patronize them.

I was at Boilermaker for the first time Saturday

pretty good

Grotewold wrote:I was at Boilermaker for the first time Saturday

pretty good

grotewold was also a big supporter of the '87 Eagles team and has been known to hob-knob with Mitt Romney and the Koch brothers.