real dizzy from my paxil today. feels like i'm on a goddamn tilt a whirl

I want to learn calligraphy, has anyone done so?

The B1G Piece wrote:I want to learn calligraphy, has anyone done so?

My mom is awesome at it

Eem wrote:

The B1G Piece wrote:I want to learn calligraphy, has anyone done so?

My mom is awesome at it

Her and Pete Mackanin should have a write-off!

Eem wrote:

The B1G Piece wrote:I want to learn calligraphy, has anyone done so?

My mom is awesome at it

mine too...

i'm wearing a diaper and i'm ready to go

wogglymaster91 wrote:first I woke up at 3:30pm, then the ice cream man stopped right outside my front door... This may be the best first day of summer ever

phineas and ferb reference here

Youseff wrote:everyone has the old guy blow drying his pubic hair at the gym story, right?

i think you're confusing the gym with a different kind of place

jerseyhoya wrote:Had a take home final due at midnight, three 4-6 page essays. The third one was probably the worst thing I've written since high school. Dumbest fucking questions ever.

Yeah I just wrote a take home final on the governments in the developing world. Ended up being 12 pages. 12 PAGES.

Youseff wrote:everyone has the old guy blow drying his pubic hair at the gym story, right?

A few words into that, I couldn't believe what I was reading. You walked it back a little bit, but I still can't quite believe what I read

Would it be weird to leave two pairs of jeans and a 'free' note in the laundry room?

Always so tired on Fridays

So steamed

Houshphandzadeh wrote:Would it be weird to leave two pairs of jeans and a 'free' note in the laundry room?

kinda yea.

Soren wrote:

Houshphandzadeh wrote:Would it be weird to leave two pairs of jeans and a 'free' note in the laundry room?

kinda yea.

only if he were still wearing them and the note were placed ever so slightly right above his open fly with his housh and phanzadeh's hanging out

my cousin mose wrote:

Soren wrote:

Houshphandzadeh wrote:Would it be weird to leave two pairs of jeans and a 'free' note in the laundry room?

kinda yea.

only if he were still wearing them and the note were placed ever so slightly right above his open fly with his housh and phanzadeh's hanging out

or if they were covered in yogurt stains quotation marks

Houshphandzadeh wrote:Would it be weird to leave two pairs of jeans and a 'free' note in the laundry room?

borderline psychotic

You should totally do it though.

The Nightman Cometh wrote:

jerseyhoya wrote:Had a take home final due at midnight, three 4-6 page essays. The third one was probably the worst thing I've written since high school. Dumbest fucking questions ever.

Yeah I just wrote a take home final on the governments in the developing world. Ended up being 12 pages. 12 PAGES.

I had the choice of writing a 12 page paper or joining a political campaign's team and spending at least 5 hours a week per semester helping the campaign. (I'd imagining telemarketing or door to door shit) I was the only person in the class to write the paper. Couldn't believe it. Probably among my top 25 choices made in college.

I used to work at Bally's in Willow Grove. One day as I was going to the locker room to piss, a naked, hairy, 60 year old man asked me to help weigh him. i told him it was against company policy

Milano cookies.