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Postby my cousin mose » Wed May 09, 2012 13:44:23

I think in all fairness, I should explain to you exactly what it is that I do. For instance tomorrow morning I'll get up nice and early, take a walk down over to the bank and... walk in and see and, uh... if you don't have my money for me, I'll... crack your fuckin' head wide-open in front of everybody in the bank. And just about the time that I'm comin' out of jail, hopefully, you'll be coming out of your coma. And guess what? I'll split your fuckin' head open again.
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Re: Random?! Damn near killed 'im! Thoughts

Postby Phan In Phlorida » Wed May 09, 2012 15:22:12

I just farted melodically.

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Re: Random?! Damn near killed 'im! Thoughts

Postby my cousin mose » Wed May 09, 2012 15:26:58

Phan In Phlorida wrote:I just farted melodically.

minor or major scale? three part harmonies? arpeggio?

and i'm spent.
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Re: Random?! Damn near killed 'im! Thoughts

Postby Soren » Wed May 09, 2012 15:30:09

jamiethekiller wrote:
Soren wrote:
jamiethekiller wrote:Soren,

How much was your smart car? i thought they were horribly over priced for just average gas mileage


9,800 or so, just under 30K miles


Congrats man


Yea they're super unpopular because they really do handle like go-carts. Don't care, this means an extra hour of sleep and 1.5 hours less commuting time per day
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Re: Random?! Damn near killed 'im! Thoughts

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Wed May 09, 2012 15:30:32

I'm diversifying my portfolio

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Re: Random?! Damn near killed 'im! Thoughts

Postby smitty » Wed May 09, 2012 18:47:13

SK790 wrote:
smitty wrote:
Eem wrote:What does everyone have planned for MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND?


Image

I'll start the day here.

Baseball and beer will also play a part later in the day I'm sure.

that is an awesome view. where is that at?

got a great view of rainier monday when i hiked mt. si.


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Re: Random?! Damn near killed 'im! Thoughts

Postby Bill McNeal » Wed May 09, 2012 19:11:44

Houshphandzadeh wrote:I'm diversifying my portfolio


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Re: Random?! Damn near killed 'im! Thoughts

Postby PrattRules » Wed May 09, 2012 19:17:24

BigEd76 wrote:
PrattRules wrote:Whenever i use the second floor bathroom instead of the usual third floor one, i feel like im a spy on recon.


Are they laid out the same? In our building, the bathrooms on all 3 floors are identical and positioned above each other, so you could be standing there taking a piss and forget which floor you're on...


Yeah, they are laid out the same. But the office closest to the bathroom has a glass pane double door, so I can differentiate easily.
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Re: Random?! Damn near killed 'im! Thoughts

Postby Eem » Wed May 09, 2012 20:41:20

Girlfriend and I are coming out to Stone Cold's entrance music at my sister's wedding

We're setting up two chairs at opposite ends of the room and we're gonna beer bash
Bed and bath i love this places

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Re: Random?! Damn near killed 'im! Thoughts

Postby Barry Jive » Wed May 09, 2012 20:43:11

that's awesome
no offense but you are everything that's wrong with America

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Re: Random?! Damn near killed 'im! Thoughts

Postby The B1G Piece » Wed May 09, 2012 22:43:46

Eem wrote:Girlfriend and I are coming out to Stone Cold's entrance music at my sister's wedding

We're setting up two chairs at opposite ends of the room and we're gonna beer bash

I'll shit if Jim Ross is the MC.

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Re: Random?! Damn near killed 'im! Thoughts

Postby PrattRules » Wed May 09, 2012 22:48:40

Get the bride to go heel and back out at the altar.
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Re: Random?! Damn near killed 'im! Thoughts

Postby PrattRules » Wed May 09, 2012 22:49:41

I guess if that were done, then there would be no wedding reception then for Jim Ross. So maybe don't have the bride do that.
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Re: Random?! Damn near killed 'im! Thoughts

Postby Barry Jive » Wed May 09, 2012 22:50:22

groom hits the father of the bride with a chair during his dance with the bride?
no offense but you are everything that's wrong with America

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Re: Random?! Damn near killed 'im! Thoughts

Postby PrattRules » Wed May 09, 2012 22:54:05

JR- "Oh my god! What happened? The groom just hit the father of the bride. That's despicable."
Lawler- "Look at the puppies on the bride. OOOUUHOOO"
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Re: Random?! Damn near killed 'im! Thoughts

Postby pacino » Wed May 09, 2012 23:06:22

STONE COLD! STONE COLD!
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Re: Random?! Damn near killed 'im! Thoughts

Postby jerseyhoya » Wed May 09, 2012 23:12:15

Had a take home final due at midnight, three 4-6 page essays. The third one was probably the worst thing I've written since high school. Dumbest fucking questions ever.

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Re: Random?! Damn near killed 'im! Thoughts

Postby jerseyhoya » Wed May 09, 2012 23:51:42

Also cleaned my kitchen and bathroom today

Finals are prime cleaning season

Tomorrow is probably laundry day

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Re: Random?! Damn near killed 'im! Thoughts

Postby Barry Jive » Thu May 10, 2012 00:04:24

I always get bummed when movies with baseball games from the past fudge the details

Captain America has a radio broadcast of a 1941 Phils-Dodgers game at Ebbets Field where the Phils have tied the score at 4 until a Dodger hits an inside-the-park grand slam. But that never happened
no offense but you are everything that's wrong with America

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Re: Random?! Damn near killed 'im! Thoughts

Postby Bucky » Thu May 10, 2012 00:07:59

i get bummed when they talk about actual games, like at the end of 'big daddy'

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