Random?! Damn near killed 'im! Thoughts

Re: Random?! Damn near killed 'im! Thoughts

Postby smitty » Thu May 03, 2012 22:14:21

kruker wrote:
TenuredVulture wrote:I advise discretion in this situation.


Yea...I kind of joked with him about this already, so that's probably out. But seriously, I might just get a lock of hair and run the test on my own.


You don't need a lock but I'm pretty sure you have to get the root of one.
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Re: Random?! Damn near killed 'im! Thoughts

Postby SK790 » Thu May 03, 2012 22:18:13

smoke on the water is the top one, imo.
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Re: Random?! Damn near killed 'im! Thoughts

Postby Trent Steele » Thu May 03, 2012 22:28:20

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Re: Random?! Damn near killed 'im! Thoughts

Postby smitty » Thu May 03, 2012 22:28:32

SK790 wrote:smoke on the water is the top one, imo.


Some stupid with a flare gun

Burned the place to the ground.

That's an actual line in the song.

The 70s was a funny game.
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Re: Random?! Damn near killed 'im! Thoughts

Postby phatj » Thu May 03, 2012 22:31:07

New topic: AC/DC has, like, two songs. Big Balls, and the other one(s).
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Re: Random?! Damn near killed 'im! Thoughts

Postby smitty » Thu May 03, 2012 22:34:05

I know, right? When I lived in Italy we'd get real drunk and make and eat a bunch of Tacos and Burritos and get even drunker and put on Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap and pretend to play (using brooms and shit) and sing along to both DDDDC and Big Balls and than throw the brooms and other shit out the window of the apartment and it was real fun.
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Re: Random?! Damn near killed 'im! Thoughts

Postby TenuredVulture » Thu May 03, 2012 22:47:38

This might be the awesomest website ever.

http://thespace.org/items/s000004u

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Re: Random?! Damn near killed 'im! Thoughts

Postby swishnicholson » Thu May 03, 2012 23:18:40

Well Highway to Hell. So three.
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Re: Random?! Damn near killed 'im! Thoughts

Postby The Dude » Thu May 03, 2012 23:38:23

had a wisdom tooth taken out this week, and the root was long and connected to the sinus, so now when i do my salt water rinse it comes out my nose :q
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Re: Random?! Damn near killed 'im! Thoughts

Postby jamiethekiller » Thu May 03, 2012 23:44:43

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Re: Random?! Damn near killed 'im! Thoughts

Postby Phan In Phlorida » Fri May 04, 2012 03:01:47

smitty wrote:
SK790 wrote:smoke on the water is the top one, imo.


Some stupid with a flare gun

Burned the place to the ground.

That's an actual line in the song.

The 70s was a funny game.

It's a true story... Ian Gillan gives a recount of what happened

Frank Zappa and "Funky" Claude Nobs (founder of the Montreux Jazz Festival) stepped up with some heroism...
No lives were lost; thanks to Frank and Claude and no thanks at all to the dickhead who started it.

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Re: Random?! Damn near killed 'im! Thoughts

Postby Monkeyboy » Fri May 04, 2012 03:39:09

Phan In Phlorida wrote:
Frank Zappa and "Funky" Claude Nobs (founder of the Montreux Jazz Festival) stepped up with some heroism...
No lives were lost; thanks to Frank and Claude and no thanks at all to the dickhead who started it.



Montreux Jazz Festival! It's right down the mountain from me. Plan to attend some of it this summer if we're in town.
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Re: Random?! Damn near killed 'im! Thoughts

Postby Grotewold » Fri May 04, 2012 09:04:30

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Re: Random?! Damn near killed 'im! Thoughts

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Fri May 04, 2012 09:30:19

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

FUCK TODAY

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Re: Random?! Damn near killed 'im! Thoughts

Postby Rev_Beezer » Fri May 04, 2012 09:40:10

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Re: Random?! Damn near killed 'im! Thoughts

Postby Grotewold » Fri May 04, 2012 09:47:12

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Re: Random?! Damn near killed 'im! Thoughts

Postby Barry Jive » Fri May 04, 2012 09:58:20

We goin Fogo de Chao for my dad's birthday dinner tonight

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Re: Random?! Damn near killed 'im! Thoughts

Postby Grotewold » Fri May 04, 2012 10:00:52

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Re: Random?! Damn near killed 'im! Thoughts

Postby WheelsFellOff » Fri May 04, 2012 10:07:31

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Re: Random?! Damn near killed 'im! Thoughts

Postby WheelsFellOff » Fri May 04, 2012 10:29:59

I feel like my near compulsive need to immediately correct any non-intentional spelling or blatant grammatical errors is very much akin to having a serious stutter. If I truly can't remember how to spell a word I'll try like 6 different times then look it up and come to the post, but the timing feels all wrong. I know that's pretty ridiculous on a message board where timing is dictated by when and how the reader reads it, but I post conversationally dagnabbit.
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