Sirloin wrapped in bacon should replace turkey as the main Thanksgiving meal

Barry Jive wrote:Sirloin wrapped in bacon should replace turkey as the main Thanksgiving meal

I could eat a pound of grilled beef fat.

Will probably put that on my gravestone.

WheelsFellOff wrote:

Barry Jive wrote:Sirloin wrapped in bacon should replace turkey as the main Thanksgiving meal

I could eat a pound of grilled beef fat.

Will probably put that on my gravestone.

That you can eat a pound of fat, or cover your grave with a pound of fat?

I would like my gravestone to be a barbecue pit so...both?

family members gonna bbq you and then serve your carcass at the wake?

okay, maybe that was inappropriate.

That was DEFINITELY Inappropriate.

WFO is WAY too skinny.

he'd probably be p stringy for sure. that's the risk you take with bbq funerals, though.

If I'm tasty, I'd have no problems with people eating me after I died (but not before). I eat animals because they are tasty and I am not a hypocrite, pretty sure my family would pass though.

WheelsFellOff wrote:If I'm tasty, I'd have no problems with people eating me after I died (but not before). I eat animals because they are tasty and I am not a hypocrite, pretty sure my family would pass though.

When could WFO be said have truly "passed" given this scenario? Given Barry's original post it could be quite a while.

WheelsFellOff wrote:I would like my gravestone to be a barbecue pit so...both?

That's one way to get people to visit.

An etarnal flame BBQ would be epic.

i now wake up in the morning and have random pains and also random bruises. i guess this is the first sign of getting old

correct. waking up in the *morning* is the first sign of aging.

pacino wrote:i now wake up in the morning and have random pains and also random bruises. i guess this is the first sign of getting old

lucid dream fight club

Grotewold wrote:

pacino wrote:i now wake up in the morning and have random pains and also random bruises. i guess this is the first sign of getting old

lucid dream fight club

See, that's why Grotewold will get my HOF vote every year.

My life has improved significantly since Shep n Gil came back

left my iphone at the hotel we stayed at for a wedding in myrtle beach over the weekend sad panda, etc

take this opportunity to liberate yourself from the shackles of technology

i'd liberate myself from the shackles of living

make sure to preserve the brain and liver