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Postby smitty » Sat Apr 28, 2012 15:28:21

Did you guys know I invented the Breakfast Burrito? True story.
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Re: Cleverly Titled Random Thoughts Thread

Postby PrattRules » Sat Apr 28, 2012 15:30:54

Both times I wanted to listen to "Call Me Maybe," I watched it on youtube just in case it showed up on my facebook feed from spotify.
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Re: Cleverly Titled Random Thoughts Thread

Postby CFP » Sat Apr 28, 2012 15:32:46

Well, I am now typing from the comfort of home following this seizure and fractured skull. No idea what caused it yet, but probably the anti-depressant meds I was on is my guess.

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Re: Cleverly Titled Random Thoughts Thread

Postby Barry Jive » Sat Apr 28, 2012 15:48:13

best of luck, cfp. glad you made it home alright
no offense but you are everything that's wrong with America

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Re: Cleverly Titled Random Thoughts Thread

Postby PrattRules » Sat Apr 28, 2012 16:44:13

Think the 2 mile run I had today will offset the pizza I had for lunch? Didn't think so either.
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Re: Cleverly Titled Random Thoughts Thread

Unread postby PrattRules » Sat Apr 28, 2012 17:41:30

The girls challenged us to the game of basketball today, but two of my friends couldn't make it. Sux.
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Re: Cleverly Titled Random Thoughts Thread

Unread postby swishnicholson » Sat Apr 28, 2012 18:11:37

How conVENient.
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Re: Cleverly Titled Random Thoughts Thread

Unread postby jamiethekiller » Sat Apr 28, 2012 18:25:22

PrattRules wrote:The girls challenged us to the game of basketball today, but two of my friends couldn't make it. Sux.


BSG is gonna need more notice than that too

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Re: Cleverly Titled Random Thoughts Thread

Unread postby Houshphandzadeh » Sat Apr 28, 2012 20:05:37

It's not polite to have your get together below Washington

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Re: Cleverly Titled Random Thoughts Thread

Unread postby Houshphandzadeh » Sat Apr 28, 2012 20:26:35

Just threw out a bag of spaghetti

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Re: Cleverly Titled Random Thoughts Thread

Unread postby phatj » Sat Apr 28, 2012 20:33:25

Houshphandzadeh wrote:Just threw out a bag of spaghetti

What was wrong with it?
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Re: Cleverly Titled Random Thoughts Thread

Unread postby Houshphandzadeh » Sat Apr 28, 2012 20:45:20

Well I cooked it like two weeks ago before I went on vacation and it looked perfectly fine but both girls I asked said I would definitely get food poisoning

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Re: Cleverly Titled Random Thoughts Thread

Unread postby phatj » Sat Apr 28, 2012 20:52:24

If it doesn't fight back when you try to put it on a plate, you're fine
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Re: Cleverly Titled Random Thoughts Thread

Unread postby TenuredVulture » Sat Apr 28, 2012 20:57:44

My relatively new HP laptop is apparently dead. Fortunately, my employer purchased this item. I hope they can fix it.
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Re: Cleverly Titled Random Thoughts Thread

Unread postby SK790 » Sat Apr 28, 2012 21:21:17

Houshphandzadeh wrote:Well I cooked it like two weeks ago before I went on vacation and it looked perfectly fine but both girls I asked said I would definitely get food poisoning

feel your pain. threw out a pound of ground beef yesterday. misremembered the expiration date.
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Re: Cleverly Titled Random Thoughts Thread

Unread postby phatj » Sat Apr 28, 2012 21:30:24

Unless you're planning on making rare burgers, it's probably fine.
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Re: Cleverly Titled Random Thoughts Thread

Unread postby TenuredVulture » Sat Apr 28, 2012 21:34:56

Even after a dumpster dive?
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Re: Cleverly Titled Random Thoughts Thread

Unread postby SK790 » Sat Apr 28, 2012 21:37:58

phatj wrote:Unless you're planning on making rare burgers, it's probably fine.

idk, it looked pretty bad and i'm not usually shy about using expired food.
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Re: Cleverly Titled Random Thoughts Thread

Unread postby phatj » Sat Apr 28, 2012 21:43:24

Well, that's a different story. The "expiration date" is grocery store CYA. If it looks or smells iffy, throw it out, by all means.
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Re: Cleverly Titled Random Thoughts Thread

Unread postby swishnicholson » Sat Apr 28, 2012 22:09:56

That's Nightman's rule, anyway.
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