TenuredVulture wrote:Mrs. Vulture and I were in Paris during an early stage of pregnancy. At the Arc de Triomphe, they have an elevator for handicapped and preggos. I successfully argued (en Francais) with the security guard to let her use the elevator. Madame Steele would have been proud. Arc de Triomphe sucked, however, and it really was not worth it.

it's like the worst fucking intersection in the world...but a circle

Bucky wrote:

Bill McNeal wrote:IMO they should issue temp handicap tags to pregnant women. My wife's first pregnancy was pretty rough on her, she was on bed rest and stuff, would have been useful for hospital trips etc. rather than making her park in the garage and walk all the way down to the office.

That can be done. The doc fills out a form and you get a placard that expires whenever the doc says so. Piece 'o cake. Just ask the doc.

Good to know. Too bad we are done having kids.

i can never go to the store and get everything i need. i always forget someone.

also, fuck people who stand in the doorway when leaving places. happened to me 3 times today i had people just stop right when leaving.

They were probably trying to pick pocket you.

yeah, i'm sure that old couple at the grocery store was really after the $4 i have in my wallet.

Can't trust anybody these days.

Washington fans are going to be unbearable. RG3, Caps, and Nationals lucking their way to victory after victory.

So the asshole that was slashing the tires in Philly was interviewed on Action News THREE TIMES OVER THE PAST THREE MONTHS CLAIMING TO BE A SLASHING VICTIM. The fucker also had a history of tire slashing before he moved to the neighborhood. Hope this fucker gets thrown in prison

Just spent 3 days at Notre Dame. That place is pretty fucking weird.

uh oh :/

EndlessSummer wrote:Just spent 3 days at Notre Dame. That place is pretty fucking weird.

Football+high powered academics+serious Catholicism does lead to some oddities. Touchdown Jesus is only the beginning of it. People there were really nice. And talkative.

Bill McNeal wrote:

Bucky wrote:

Bill McNeal wrote:IMO they should issue temp handicap tags to pregnant women. My wife's first pregnancy was pretty rough on her, she was on bed rest and stuff, would have been useful for hospital trips etc. rather than making her park in the garage and walk all the way down to the office.

That can be done. The doc fills out a form and you get a placard that expires whenever the doc says so. Piece 'o cake. Just ask the doc.

Good to know. Too bad we are done having kids.

never say never, loverboy

CalvinBall wrote:uh oh :/

don't worry, i'm sure you'll fit in

SK790 wrote:i can never go to the store and get everything i need. i always forget someone.

I'd like to point out that we all missed stores in SK's hood are selling people. Soylent Green Grocers.

is it true that soy milk gives you man boobs?

I'm a little dismayed that no one has started a new getting laid thread yet

Houshphandzadeh wrote:is it true that soy milk gives you man boobs?

You'd have to ingest crazy stupid amounts of soy, like eating enough carrots to turn you orange. I find the taste of soy milk reason enough to avoid it.

I don't know, man, I've seen some anecdotal evidence

not that I'm really looking to get into soy milk

there's estrogen like compounds in soy

Houshphandzadeh wrote:I don't know, man, I've seen some anecdotal evidence

not that I'm really looking to get into soy milk

It makes a good headline, but if you look into it further it's only if you are sensitive to it and you ingest copious amounts, then maybe this will happen.(And you'll note tenderness around the area first, which should you send you running to your doctor anyway).

There's a hell of a lot more guys walking around with man boobs because they drink too much beer.