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Postby CalvinBall » Thu Apr 19, 2012 21:31:58

my elbows and knuckles get dry.

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Re: Cleverly Titled Random Thoughts Thread

Postby PrattRules » Thu Apr 19, 2012 21:33:36

Should load up on the sponge. Heard they're taking it off the market.
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Postby The Dude » Thu Apr 19, 2012 21:37:49

calvin they discontinue things when they don't make money
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Postby CalvinBall » Thu Apr 19, 2012 21:43:25

it just doesnt make sense. it was literally the best lotion. even the reviewers on amazon say so.

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Re: Cleverly Titled Random Thoughts Thread

Postby Rev_Beezer » Thu Apr 19, 2012 22:14:26

I went to this local corner beer store to get a six pack because I needed Lager. They are also a restaurant that apparently has karaoke on Thursdays.

I go to the bar to pay. The following happens.

Drunk guy (to sloppy looking girl): You gonna do a song?
SLG: no.
DG: come on. Do a George Harrison song.
SLG: who?
Me: are you for real?
Drunk guy's wife: *over the top drunken laughter*
SLG (to me): who is that?
Me: Do you know who Nicki Minaj is?
SLG: yeah.
Me: FUCK. YOU.
SLG: what?
Me: *walks out with six pack having gotten change*
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Re: Cleverly Titled Random Thoughts Thread

Postby phatj » Thu Apr 19, 2012 22:19:09

CalvinBall wrote:i just discovered that nuetrogena discontinued the hand cream/body lotion that i had been using for years. it didnt smell like anything and was not greasy at all. i bought about 5 bottles a year ago and only have one left. they replaced it with some version that is greasy and smelly.

why do companies take something that is awesome and replace it with garbage? pretty big bummer. it was the best lotion.

My wife gets Aveeno something or other that I like a lot. Not smelly or greasy. I have problems with my knuckles and between my toes in the winter.
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Postby Bill McNeal » Thu Apr 19, 2012 22:26:01

Just bleed like a man. geeze
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Re: Cleverly Titled Random Thoughts Thread

Postby BigEd76 » Fri Apr 20, 2012 00:47:25

Aveeno and Neutrogena are both from Johnson & Johnson. When you call the toll-free numbers on the back, you're hitting my IVRs (and get transferred to call center reps two minutes away from Sesame Place). Enjoy

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Re: Cleverly Titled Random Thoughts Thread

Postby drsmooth » Fri Apr 20, 2012 01:00:48

Rev_Beezer wrote:I went to this local corner beer store to get a six pack because I needed Lager. They are also a restaurant that apparently has karaoke on Thursdays.

I go to the bar to pay. The following happens.

Drunk guy (to sloppy looking girl): You gonna do a song?
SLG: no.
DG: come on. Do a George Harrison song.
SLG: who?
Me: are you for real?
Drunk guy's wife: *over the top drunken laughter*
SLG (to me): who is that?
Me: Do you know who Nicki Minaj is?
SLG: yeah.
Me: FUCK. YOU.
SLG: what?
Me: *walks out with six pack having gotten change*


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Re: Cleverly Titled Random Thoughts Thread

Postby Barry Jive » Fri Apr 20, 2012 03:09:20

man i was blessed with some kickass skin because i never need none of that stuff
no offense but you are everything that's wrong with America

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Re: Cleverly Titled Random Thoughts Thread

Postby MrsVox » Fri Apr 20, 2012 07:45:17

phatj wrote:
CalvinBall wrote:i just discovered that nuetrogena discontinued the hand cream/body lotion that i had been using for years. it didnt smell like anything and was not greasy at all. i bought about 5 bottles a year ago and only have one left. they replaced it with some version that is greasy and smelly.

why do companies take something that is awesome and replace it with garbage? pretty big bummer. it was the best lotion.

My wife gets Aveeno something or other that I like a lot. Not smelly or greasy. I have problems with my knuckles and between my toes in the winter.


Cetaphil with the green label.

Eucerin is good too, the Calming Creme if you're itchy.

(3/4's of the house has some form of eczema, I just have "dishpan hands")

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Re: Cleverly Titled Random Thoughts Thread

Postby Soren » Fri Apr 20, 2012 08:41:05

I'm allergic to most deodorants, that's the only time I ever have to worry about a rash
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Re: Cleverly Titled Random Thoughts Thread

Postby Rev_Beezer » Fri Apr 20, 2012 09:38:38

When I was finished on the toilet this morning, I stood up and assessed my work.

I pooped the number 15.

Is God trying to send me a message through my poop? If so, what does 15 mean?
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Re: Cleverly Titled Random Thoughts Thread

Postby Youseff » Fri Apr 20, 2012 09:51:41

Rev_Beezer wrote:I went to this local corner beer store to get a six pack because I needed Lager. They are also a restaurant that apparently has karaoke on Thursdays.

I go to the bar to pay. The following happens.

Drunk guy (to sloppy looking girl): You gonna do a song?
SLG: no.
DG: come on. Do a George Harrison song.
SLG: who?
Me: are you for real?
Drunk guy's wife: *over the top drunken laughter*
SLG (to me): who is that?
Me: Do you know who Nicki Minaj is?
SLG: yeah.
Me: FUCK. YOU.
SLG: what?
Me: *walks out with six pack having gotten change*


:lol:
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Re: Cleverly Titled Random Thoughts Thread

Postby Bakestar » Fri Apr 20, 2012 09:52:59

Rev_Beezer wrote:When I was finished on the toilet this morning, I stood up and assessed my work.

I pooped the number 15.

Is God trying to send me a message through my poop? If so, what does 15 mean?


12 disciples + Father, Son, and Holy Spirit = 15

:shock: :shock: :shock:
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Re: Cleverly Titled Random Thoughts Thread

Postby 1 » Fri Apr 20, 2012 09:56:41

(33 years of jesus's life minus the 3rd day) divided by the 2 jameses!

rejoice! he has ris'n!
Fine. You wanna act like you're two? I'll act like I'm one.

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Re: Cleverly Titled Random Thoughts Thread

Postby The Nightman Cometh » Fri Apr 20, 2012 10:00:24

God is telling you to eat more fiber.
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Re: Cleverly Titled Random Thoughts Thread

Postby Woody » Fri Apr 20, 2012 10:37:18

Rev_Beezer wrote:When I was finished on the toilet this morning, I stood up and assessed my work.

I pooped the number 15.

Is God trying to send me a message through my poop? If so, what does 15 mean?


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you sure do seem to have a lot of time on your hands to be on this forum? Do you have a job? Are you a shut-in?

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Re: Cleverly Titled Random Thoughts Thread

Postby WheelsFellOff » Fri Apr 20, 2012 10:38:22

So God is telling you Tebow is shit.
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Re: Cleverly Titled Random Thoughts Thread

Postby Woody » Fri Apr 20, 2012 10:39:09

WheelsFellOff wrote:So God is telling you Tebow is shit.


yes, :thatsthejoke:
you sure do seem to have a lot of time on your hands to be on this forum? Do you have a job? Are you a shut-in?

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