When the Pimp's In the Crib, Ma, Drop Some Random Thoughts

Re: When the Pimp's In the Crib, Ma, Drop Some Random Though

Postby azrider » Tue Feb 21, 2012 16:25:29

mcare89 wrote:
1 wrote:One of the girls is in the room next to me. I can hear her describing her rashes to the doctor. Mmmmmm

I had one of those a few months ago. Just awful. Fortunately, I was out of there before I found out which STD was the lucky winner.


never had to do this myself...

but in the "tweekers home heath care manual"...

1. fill bathtub up to nearly the top
2. add one gallon of bleach
3. take off your clothes
4. enter into bathtub
5. sit back and enjoy

approximate time of treatment - one hour

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Re: When the Pimp's In the Crib, Ma, Drop Some Random Though

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Tue Feb 21, 2012 16:26:19

that seems dangerous

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Re: When the Pimp's In the Crib, Ma, Drop Some Random Though

Postby 1 » Tue Feb 21, 2012 16:28:23

Houshphandzadeh wrote:that seems dangerous

Don't forget the snorkel

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Re: When the Pimp's In the Crib, Ma, Drop Some Random Though

Postby azrider » Tue Feb 21, 2012 16:31:39

Houshphandzadeh wrote:that seems dangerous


probably no more dangerous than drinking rubbing alcohol after filtering it through an uncut loaf of bread.

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Re: When the Pimp's In the Crib, Ma, Drop Some Random Though

Postby phatj » Tue Feb 21, 2012 16:40:00

azrider wrote:
Houshphandzadeh wrote:that seems dangerous


probably no more dangerous than drinking rubbing alcohol after filtering it through an uncut loaf of bread.

:lol:

Seriously, probably bathing in bleach daily wouldn't be recommended, but it's not that toxic. It's used to treat drinking water (albeit in considerably lower concentrations).
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Re: When the Pimp's In the Crib, Ma, Drop Some Random Though

Postby Bill McNeal » Tue Feb 21, 2012 16:44:07

On my strange addiction, some chick was addicted to bleach, she'd bathe in it, wash her hands with it, sniff it all the time. They told her long term exposure would probably give her some kind of disease, but after years of doing it she really wasn't messed up at all from it. So I'd imagine bathing in it once, wouldn't be the end of the world.
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Re: When the Pimp's In the Crib, Ma, Drop Some Random Though

Postby TenuredVulture » Tue Feb 21, 2012 16:53:25

Bleach by itself--probably not a big problem. However, mixing bleach with ammonia can release chlorine gas, which isn't good for you. So don't pee in the tub!

But, according to wikipedia, if you mix it with hydrogen peroxide, you can get a "violent reaction" which produces water, salt, and O2, which are all good for you!

My goodness, if there had been wikipedia when I was young...
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Re: When the Pimp's In the Crib, Ma, Drop Some Random Though

Postby phatj » Tue Feb 21, 2012 16:58:14

TenuredVulture wrote:But, according to wikipedia, if you mix it with hydrogen peroxide, you can get a "violent reaction" which produces water, salt, and O2, which are all good for you!

And a lot of heat...
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Re: When the Pimp's In the Crib, Ma, Drop Some Random Though

Postby azrider » Tue Feb 21, 2012 17:00:23

TenuredVulture wrote:
My goodness, if there had been wikipedia when I was young...


i wish i had known about erowid sooner than 2001.

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Re: When the Pimp's In the Crib, Ma, Drop Some Random Though

Postby phdave » Tue Feb 21, 2012 17:51:25

We had to wash our vegetables in water with some bleach in it when we lived in Honduras. Para matar los bichos. Whenever we ate salads I would close my eyes and imagine I was sitting by the pool.
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Re: When the Pimp's In the Crib, Ma, Drop Some Random Though

Postby Didn't I? » Tue Feb 21, 2012 18:13:20

Lethal is BSG's all-knowing wise man.
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Re: When the Pimp's In the Crib, Ma, Drop Some Random Though

Postby smitty » Tue Feb 21, 2012 19:05:08

Youseff wrote:shared an elevator with the new neighbor for the first time. she had some kinda tattoo next to her eye but I didnt want to stare so I couldnt make it out.


Could be a tear drop tatoo. You get those when you kill someone in prison.

I'd start taking the stairs.
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Re: When the Pimp's In the Crib, Ma, Drop Some Random Though

Postby The B1G Piece » Tue Feb 21, 2012 19:48:42

Wilmington people, suggestions for an eating establishment that could seat about 35-40 of the craziest fucking group of people in the world aka my soon-to-be family.

Trying not to broke my parents.

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Re: When the Pimp's In the Crib, Ma, Drop Some Random Though

Postby Bill McNeal » Tue Feb 21, 2012 20:00:06

We were going to have a baby shower for my wife at Firestone on the water front, it was reasonable, I don't remember exactly how much, but it wasn't bad. Timothy's is also reasonable from what I understand, I went to a wedding reception there, food was good.
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Re: When the Pimp's In the Crib, Ma, Drop Some Random Though

Postby CalvinBall » Tue Feb 21, 2012 20:07:45

Kahoonaville!

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Re: When the Pimp's In the Crib, Ma, Drop Some Random Though

Postby The B1G Piece » Tue Feb 21, 2012 20:29:25

Bill McNeal wrote:We were going to have a baby shower for my wife at Firestone on the water front, it was reasonable, I don't remember exactly how much, but it wasn't bad. Timothy's is also reasonable from what I understand, I went to a wedding reception there, food was good.

Thank you.

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Re: When the Pimp's In the Crib, Ma, Drop Some Random Though

Postby lethal » Tue Feb 21, 2012 21:00:00

Didn't I? wrote:Lethal is BSG's all-knowing wise man.


Who what why?

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Re: When the Pimp's In the Crib, Ma, Drop Some Random Though

Postby Didn't I? » Tue Feb 21, 2012 21:29:40

lethal wrote:
Didn't I? wrote:Lethal is BSG's all-knowing wise man.


Who what why?


You knew who Youseff should talk to about his facebook problem, you have answers to tax questions, you can make spaghetti, etc.
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Re: When the Pimp's In the Crib, Ma, Drop Some Random Though

Postby drsmooth » Tue Feb 21, 2012 21:30:29

jerseyhoya wrote:Don't poop your pants


If we had some kind of annual award for superlative posts there would be stars awarded for this
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Re: When the Pimp's In the Crib, Ma, Drop Some Random Though

Postby drsmooth » Tue Feb 21, 2012 21:31:48

1 wrote:No insurance. She's screwed.


good thing you weren't at an emergency room (screwed X3)
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