woody is taking a beating today in the diss department.

You would think that

just call it like i see it

apparently you're blind

You also see button-down flannel as sensible July attire

wearing a tshirt with 4 wolves on it right now. maybe i will wear it to the tailgate.

CalvinBall wrote:wearing a tshirt with 4 wolves on it right now. maybe i will wear it to the tailgate.

Feel free to swap it out a few times before then.

man, i forgot bread at the store. who goes shopping for two weeks and forgets bread? this guy

did you just hide in the bathroom at night when they closed?

/bucky'd

that is the proper usage of /bucky'd, i'll give you that.

The B1G Piece wrote:There is nothing that pisses me off more than people who speak about things in asbolutes.

Well, hell, I at least saw what you did there.

don't worry, i forgot TP 2 visits in a row. pretty scary weekend i had

I'm sitting here thinking you have to bring your own TP to the work bathroom

Houshphandzadeh wrote:internet says asparagus only lasts 4-5 days in the fridge but these seem fine to me

They might get droopy but I can't see how they would hurt you.

If your pee has an odor the next day, though, that probably means you're going to die.

they really seemed fine so I cooked em up but they just didn't taste nearly as good as they should (although not bad as in sickening) so I scrapped them

SK790 wrote:whoever said mangoes own was correct. how did i go 24 years without eating one?

that was me. great success

On the redeye from Cali right now. 2 hours left. Haven't been home in 13 days. Hope we dont crash

make sure you have a death buddy setup

jamiethekiller wrote:make sure you have a death buddy setup

And transfer all your monies to the BSG cofers.

The day before my annual PSU debauchery trip and I wake up with a sore throat and fever

fkkkkkk