Just talked to a Russian dude for five minutes via a female translator with the hottest voice I've ever heard. Today blows but that's gonna get me to 3:00

you have a local language line or is it remote

TenuredVulture wrote:

dajafi wrote:Just spent last 20 minutes perusing the "Jew/Not a Jew" website. Highlight of the day.

Prophetic.

Prophet?

jamiethekiller wrote:

The B1G Piece wrote:

mickbayne wrote:Something about the toilets at my parent's house (height, I'm guessing) causes my legs to go numb after about a minute of sitting on them. I can go a good 10 to 15 on my apartment toilet before this becomes an issue.

I have similar issues.

you're like 7 ft tall, so i understand this problem

Forever numb.

Bucky wrote:you have a local language line or is it remote

Remote

just transferred my car insurance from delaware to PA. saved myself 30$ every six months. back under 100$ a month now.

Cthulhu will arrive any moment now, you should leave immediately

Bakestar wrote:Small gray worms are dropping out of the faucet of one of the sinks in our building's mens room wtfigoh?

too sexy! too sexy!

Houshphandzadeh wrote:too sexy! too sexy!

Yeah

friend helped organize a benefit saturday for his for his friends sister/dad(really sad stuff). they ended up raising 41k to cover funeral expenses and hospital bills. over 20k in auction prizes/memorbilia.

mind blowing.

Someone get me to a bed

Luzinski's Gut wrote:I avoid buzzwords like the plague. A friend of mine actually developed a "Bullsh*t Bingo" game when we developing the Stryker BCT concepts...every square had a buzzword/phrase on it..

We had the "Bullshit Bingo" game back in my day but we called it "Buzzo."

z ipper wrote:just test piloted a show with rob schneider in it. worse than you could possibly imagine. i can see how bad shows make it all the way to tv if the competition is this bad. jesus.

Was it for ¡Rob! where he marries into a Mexican American family? I saw an ad for it at some point, so this show is making it on the air.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1840429/

my coffee was just a little sweet, and shouldn't have been

Some fart knocker at my old office used to put sugar in the coffee basket (with the ground coffee) before it was brewed. I had no idea he was doing it until I walked in on him doing it. He said he liked the flavor "when the sugar was brewed with the coffee". I told him to knock it the fuck off.

i should start videotaping my wife doing pregnancy yoga. easy cash to be made

The Dude wrote:i should start videotaping my wife doing pregnancy yoga. easy cash to be made

Take it to "where we discuss The Dude's divorce (and ur petty life problems)"

The Dude wrote:i should start videotaping my wife doing pregnancy yoga. easy cash to be made

how would this make money?

bc it's hilarious to watch you dumbass