Random Timid Endeavors, a PrattRules Task

by **jamiethekiller** » Wed Oct 19, 2011 22:28:14

had the same opinion when i wore one of my suits out on new years eve to atlantic city. everyone shitfaced and stumbling around. thought i was a goner at "toast" time.

by **jamiethekiller** » Wed Oct 19, 2011 22:29:36

undercooked chicken coming at me in a bad way. shitting my brains out for the past two days with some violent mother fuckers. non stop belly farting as well.

by **Bucky** » Wed Oct 19, 2011 22:30:14

i could've been the picture in the textbook under "bemused look" when the jehovah's witness asked me if i was familiar with a verse from matthew

by **PrattRules** » Wed Oct 19, 2011 22:31:11

jamiethekiller wrote:undercooked chicken coming at me in a bad way. shitting my brains out for the past two days with some violent mother fuckers. non stop belly farting as well.

Combine this with the beard, and I think you hit a new low in life.

by **jamiethekiller** » Wed Oct 19, 2011 22:32:55

was looking in the mirror with disgust today. i can't even shame myself into trimming/shaving my beard.

by **PrattRules** » Wed Oct 19, 2011 22:34:54

What you need now is a few too many shots of Jameson. Have your head in the toilet for half the night and then look in the mirror. You then might change your evil ways.

by **Wizlah** » Wed Oct 19, 2011 22:36:27

jamiethekiller wrote:was looking in the mirror with disgust today. i can't even shame myself into trimming/shaving my beard.

I guarantee you my beard would make yours look like a magnificent, manly creation.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Wed Oct 19, 2011 22:38:19

I can't even grow one. I don't want a beard, but I sorta tried to grow a mustache and just... failed

by **jamiethekiller** » Wed Oct 19, 2011 22:40:29

dirty blonde hair
white/blonde moustache
red beard

most color fucked man alive

by **jerseyhoya** » Wed Oct 19, 2011 23:19:15

Probably because I'm tired and cranky, but if someone offered to let me beat Tony LaRussa to death with a promise of no legal trouble, I'd give it serious thought

by **jerseyhoya** » Wed Oct 19, 2011 23:22:58

To any legal authorities reading BSG, I am not telling anyone do this because murder is bad and you can go to jail for a long time even if the person dying makes too many fucking pitching changes and slows baseball to an unwatchable mess

by **The Dude** » Wed Oct 19, 2011 23:28:44

he;s like the jersey devil trap

by **drsmooth** » Wed Oct 19, 2011 23:30:17

Eddie Jordan wrote:would go well with her eyes

her eyes look like 2 cherries / in a glass of buttermilk

by **HillMD** » Wed Oct 19, 2011 23:33:06

I lost my cell phone. I had an e-mail account linked to it and the person that found the phone sent an e-mail to my e-mail address (from my e-mail address) saying that he has it, with a contact number to get it back. But I also noticed that all of my e-mails have been read. That means he probably looked at all of my texts and stuff as well. Not sure if I should be happy that he is giving it back or mad that he went through it.

by **PrattRules** » Wed Oct 19, 2011 23:55:06

Dee from It's Always Sunny and Deb from Dexter would be my nominees for the Can't Decide If Hot Or Not Hall Of Fame.

by **Barry Jive** » Thu Oct 20, 2011 00:41:30

HillMD wrote:I lost my cell phone. I had an e-mail account linked to it and the person that found the phone sent an e-mail to my e-mail address (from my e-mail address) saying that he has it, with a contact number to get it back. But I also noticed that all of my e-mails have been read. That means he probably looked at all of my texts and stuff as well. Not sure if I should be happy that he is giving it back or mad that he went through it.

sounds like a win. honestly i'd probably have done the same thing he did and have considered it a decent thing to do

by **Barry Jive** » Thu Oct 20, 2011 00:42:26

Houshphandzadeh wrote:it's ok sometimes. they had a funny one about a week ago about how Charlotte Hornets Starter jackets are the Starteriest Starter jackets. and the weekly column about how many bad QBs there are in the NFL is good

also, Simmons recently wrote about the lockup and I really liked that (and I haven't been a Simmons fan in years)

was it Carles? he's fucking ridiculous but I do think it's pretty cool that he writes for Grantland

basically that website is what Page 2 used to be. they started off with Hunter S. Thompson for fuck's sake

by **BigEd76** » Thu Oct 20, 2011 00:43:29

HillMD wrote:I lost my cell phone. I had an e-mail account linked to it and the person that found the phone sent an e-mail to my e-mail address (from my e-mail address) saying that he has it, with a contact number to get it back. But I also noticed that all of my e-mails have been read. That means he probably looked at all of my texts and stuff as well. Not sure if I should be happy that he is giving it back or mad that he went through it.

may have been trying to find another contact number to reach you

by **Barry Jive** » Thu Oct 20, 2011 00:43:39

i've finally hit my facial hair stride. had the same beard going strong for months with occasional trimming and it's working fucking wonders

by **Eddie Jordan** » Thu Oct 20, 2011 03:59:41

Did those Ohio cops really need to line up the dead bodies of the 49 animals that they slaughtered within a few hundred yards of their enclosures, and then take pictures?

It would have been unrealistic to think they could save all of them, or even most of them, but lining the bodies up in a row and releasing the photos seems a bit morbid.

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