Random Timid Endeavors, a PrattRules Task

by **Barry Jive** » Sat Oct 22, 2011 15:49:10

Does this mean Eem is engaged?

by **CFP** » Sat Oct 22, 2011 15:58:17

Felt weird getting up at 8:30 to go to the gym with the roommate on homecoming weekend, but I did. Then went to breakfast. Productive. Then sat with him at the DMV for 3 hours because he was a dumbass and lost his ID when we were at the bars last week.

by **Eddie Jordan** » Sat Oct 22, 2011 16:31:31

a 5.5-6 got off on my lap in the backseat of a car yesterday. We had to squeeze 4 people in the back. She sat on my lap, and pulled her pants and thong down, started pleasuring herself and grinding her ass on my junk.

Don't see that every day.

by **CalvinBall** » Sat Oct 22, 2011 16:44:04

by 1 » Sat Oct 22, 2011 16:48:21

(searches Bang Bus for "Eddie Jordan")

by **Eddie Jordan** » Sat Oct 22, 2011 16:53:50

If I were going to make something like that up, the girl would be an 8 not a 5.5

by **Barry Jive** » Sat Oct 22, 2011 17:00:55

5.5-6 means 5 adjusted for Internet inflation

by **PrattRules** » Sat Oct 22, 2011 17:03:40

Eddie Jordan wrote:a 5.5-6 got off on my lap in the backseat of a car yesterday. We had to squeeze 4 people in the back. She sat on my lap, and pulled her pants and thong down, started pleasuring herself and grinding her ass on my junk.

Don't see that every day.

jesus

by **PrattRules** » Sat Oct 22, 2011 17:05:34

This kid told me last night that he was playing volleyball at PCOM and got kicked out because Hip Hop wanted to practice. I think I would have either killed Hip Hop or myself.

by **Eddie Jordan** » Sat Oct 22, 2011 17:06:20

so they didn't get rid of Hip Hop yet?

what the hell

by **Barry Jive** » Sat Oct 22, 2011 17:06:34

I think justifiably picking a fight with Hip Hop would be my proudest moment

by **Eddie Jordan** » Sat Oct 22, 2011 17:07:26

BJ is spot on, she was a stone cold 5, I just wanted to give her that .5 so I could round up to feel better about myself

by **Phan In Phlorida** » Sat Oct 22, 2011 17:07:39

Eem wrote:I told my girlfriend that if she thinks we're getting engagement photos it's all over

by **Napalm** » Sat Oct 22, 2011 17:08:16

Barry Jive wrote:5.5-6 means 5 adjusted for Internet inflation

by **Barry Jive** » Sat Oct 22, 2011 17:09:36

Frankly I'm not sure I'd have been okay with that (depending on my level of sobriety)

by **Napalm** » Sat Oct 22, 2011 17:11:01

What was everyone else in the backseat thinking? EJ makes it seem so casual

by **Eddie Jordan** » Sat Oct 22, 2011 17:20:14

I was pretty sober, only had about 5 shots of crown royal.

She's fucking insane, my one friend is moving to NY to become an actor, he's got an interesting circle of friends he meets. Of course he's the one that brought this crazy chick to come hang out with everyone.

Two of my friends were in the back seat, they thought it was hysterical.

by **Eddie Jordan** » Sat Oct 22, 2011 17:22:27

Think she had 1 beer the whole time we were out

anyone want her number

by **jamiethekiller** » Sat Oct 22, 2011 17:46:24

whats the game plan tonight guys?

by **Barry Jive** » Sat Oct 22, 2011 17:47:01

Banging EJ's 5.5

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