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Re: Random Timid Endeavors, a PrattRules Task

Postby Napalm » Sat Oct 22, 2011 12:46:23

got shitfaced at a party, made out with a 5.

ew

i treated myself to some pretty good pancakes this morning though

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Re: Random Timid Endeavors, a PrattRules Task

Postby Werthless » Sat Oct 22, 2011 12:47:51

Eem wrote:I told my girlfriend that if she thinks we're getting engagement photos it's all over

This sounds promising.

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Re: Random Timid Endeavors, a PrattRules Task

Postby Werthless » Sat Oct 22, 2011 12:48:58

Napalm wrote:got shitfaced at a party, made out with a 5.

ew

i treated myself to some pretty good pancakes this morning though

This post said "4" before the edit LOL.

Internet inflation. Quoted before it changes to 6. :)
Last edited by Werthless on Sat Oct 22, 2011 12:49:24, edited 1 time in total.

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Re: Random Timid Endeavors, a PrattRules Task

Postby Soren » Sat Oct 22, 2011 12:49:01

Werthless wrote:
Eem wrote:I told my girlfriend that if she thinks we're getting engagement photos it's all over

This sounds promising.


why not just make a new thread for it? #jeff
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Re: Random Timid Endeavors, a PrattRules Task

Postby Napalm » Sat Oct 22, 2011 12:51:02

Werthless wrote:
Napalm wrote:got shitfaced at a party, made out with a 5.

ew

i treated myself to some pretty good pancakes this morning though

This post said "4" before the edit LOL.

Internet inflation. Quoted before it changes to 6. :)

She's a 4 because I already know her a little bit and ew, but to someone else she's a 5.

ah what the hell, i'm ashamed of myself.

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Re: Random Timid Endeavors, a PrattRules Task

Postby Napalm » Sat Oct 22, 2011 12:52:10

i did hook up with her much hotter 8 sister earlier in the night. it kind of went downhill as i drained my bottle of captain morgan.

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Re: Random Timid Endeavors, a PrattRules Task

Postby Grotewold » Sat Oct 22, 2011 12:52:49

Which one cooked the pancakes

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Re: Random Timid Endeavors, a PrattRules Task

Postby Napalm » Sat Oct 22, 2011 12:54:11

probably some dude in the kitchen at the diner after i ditched her

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Re: Random Timid Endeavors, a PrattRules Task

Postby The B1G Piece » Sat Oct 22, 2011 13:34:12

CalvinBall wrote:i think engagement photos are cool especially if done by a good photographer. they often are included in wedding packages anyways.

FFS, no.

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Re: Random Timid Endeavors, a PrattRules Task

Postby The B1G Piece » Sat Oct 22, 2011 13:35:02

Did you invite #jeff to the party, Napalm?

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Re: Random Timid Endeavors, a PrattRules Task

Postby Woody » Sat Oct 22, 2011 13:39:15

*channels inner jeff2sf*

Piece, they're just pictures. She's not going to make you suck any penises on your way there, and no one will think you're gay for doing it. There are worse things in the world than photography. Just make sure you pick a good (read: expensive) photographer
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Re: Random Timid Endeavors, a PrattRules Task

Postby Bucky » Sat Oct 22, 2011 13:39:47

Napalm- ur doin it wrong. 5 sister FIRST. Then 8 sister will be grillin' the hotcakes.

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Re: Random Timid Endeavors, a PrattRules Task

Postby phatj » Sat Oct 22, 2011 14:12:29

WTF is a wedding package
they were a chick hanging out with her friends at a bar, the Phillies would be the 320 lb chick with a nose wart and a dick - Trent Steele

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Re: Random Timid Endeavors, a PrattRules Task

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Sat Oct 22, 2011 14:31:57

Werthless wrote:
Napalm wrote:got #$!&@ at a party, made out with a 5.

ew

i treated myself to some pretty good pancakes this morning though

This post said "4" before the edit LOL.

Internet inflation. Quoted before it changes to 6. :)


I love this

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Re: Random Timid Endeavors, a PrattRules Task

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Sat Oct 22, 2011 14:36:09

have paralysis over what to eat

really wish el fuego was half as good as the mexican joints in south philly

leaning 5 guys but I always regret it

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Re: Random Timid Endeavors, a PrattRules Task

Postby CalvinBall » Sat Oct 22, 2011 14:51:39

i went chipotle

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Re: Random Timid Endeavors, a PrattRules Task

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Sat Oct 22, 2011 14:57:41

I still haven't tried chipotle so maybe today is the day

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Re: Random Timid Endeavors, a PrattRules Task

Postby TenuredVulture » Sat Oct 22, 2011 14:58:33

I wonder if the grocery stores are less crowded during a close Arkansas game. I'm going to go and find out.
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Re: Random Timid Endeavors, a PrattRules Task

Postby Swiggers » Sat Oct 22, 2011 15:04:31

We're going to a pumpkin sling today. Ah, rural living.
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Re: Random Timid Endeavors, a PrattRules Task

Postby smitty » Sat Oct 22, 2011 15:15:24

phatj wrote:WTF is a wedding package


I recommend this one:

one forty-five caliber automatic; two boxes of ammunition; four days' concentrated emergency rations; one drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills; one miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible; one hundred dollars in rubles; one hundred dollars in gold; nine packs of chewing gum; one issue of prophylactics; three lipsticks; three pair of nylon stockings
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