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Re: Random thoughts....Random fucking thoughts.

Unread postby Trent Steele » Mon Oct 17, 2011 15:17:28

Woody wrote:how much joy can one possibly experience in 9 seconds


you should know


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I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater.

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Re: Random thoughts....Random fucking thoughts.

Unread postby jamiethekiller » Mon Oct 17, 2011 15:19:20

every where i go i see remnants of my beard hair. just looked down to see a 3" long piece of hair chilling on my calculator.

thats what i get for using a fork to brush it.

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Re: Random thoughts....Random fucking thoughts.

Unread postby Trent Steele » Mon Oct 17, 2011 15:20:50

jamiethekiller wrote:every where i go i see remnants of my beard hair. just looked down to see a 3" long piece of hair chilling on my calculator.

thats what i get for using a fork to brush it.


you use a fork to eat your calculator?

what? who? where?
I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater.

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Re: Random thoughts....Random fucking thoughts.

Unread postby Woody » Mon Oct 17, 2011 15:23:02

Trent Steele wrote:
Woody wrote:how much joy can one possibly experience in 9 seconds


you should know


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yes, that was the joke I was making, PTK
you sure do seem to have a lot of time on your hands to be on this forum? Do you have a job? Are you a shut-in?

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Re: Random thoughts....Random fucking thoughts.

Unread postby Grotewold » Mon Oct 17, 2011 15:24:13

When I was 19 I would have said Carmen Electra or Jenny McCarthy

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Re: Random thoughts....Random fucking thoughts.

Unread postby Trent Steele » Mon Oct 17, 2011 15:24:36

:ce:
I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater.

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Re: Random thoughts....Random fucking thoughts.

Unread postby Grotewold » Mon Oct 17, 2011 15:29:03

Mid-twenties, I would have said the hottest girl in my social circle

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Re: Random thoughts....Random #$!&@ thoughts.

Unread postby Houshphandzadeh » Mon Oct 17, 2011 15:31:20

I can't decide. so many appealing options

leaning Swamp Thing-era Locklear

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Unread postby Soren » Mon Oct 17, 2011 15:35:58

wait we can chose to retro bang someone?
Olivia Meadows, your "emotional poltergeist"

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Re: Random thoughts....Random fucking thoughts.

Unread postby Grotewold » Mon Oct 17, 2011 15:37:16

Thanks jreks, thought I coast through the afternoon with this

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Re: Random thoughts....Random fucking thoughts.

Unread postby Napalm » Mon Oct 17, 2011 15:38:42

tess ellen

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Re: Random thoughts....Random fucking thoughts.

Unread postby Trent Steele » Mon Oct 17, 2011 15:39:11

remember that poster of the girl from magnum pi in the towel
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Re: Random thoughts....Random #$!&@ thoughts.

Unread postby Soren » Mon Oct 17, 2011 15:39:15

Napalm wrote:tess ellen


9 seconds joke pt 2
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Re: Random thoughts....Random fucking thoughts.

Unread postby TenuredVulture » Mon Oct 17, 2011 15:39:53

I wonder which hot celebrity would be most freaky. Jenny McCarthy has a lot of potential here.
Be Bold!

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Re: Random thoughts....Random #$!&@ thoughts.

Unread postby Soren » Mon Oct 17, 2011 15:40:08

I would really enjoy motorboating the shit out of Heather Graham
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Re: Random thoughts....Random fucking thoughts.

Unread postby Grotewold » Mon Oct 17, 2011 15:41:04

Erika Eleniak coming out of the cake

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Re: Random thoughts....Random #$!&@ thoughts.

Unread postby Houshphandzadeh » Mon Oct 17, 2011 15:41:42

have a feeling Jennifer Tilly would really bring it

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Re: Random thoughts....Random fucking thoughts.

Unread postby Youseff » Mon Oct 17, 2011 15:43:05

I gotta stop drinking Sunday nights out of boredom. It absolutely destroys me on Monday. So little productivity.
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Re: Random thoughts....Random fucking thoughts.

Unread postby Grotewold » Mon Oct 17, 2011 15:43:38

Youseff wrote:I gotta stop drinking Sunday nights out of boredom. It absolutely destroys me on Monday. So little productivity.


Six or seven Kenzo pints and three pigs of pig, also bad

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Re: Random thoughts....Random fucking thoughts.

Unread postby Napalm » Mon Oct 17, 2011 15:44:04

feel like natalie portman is an aggressive bang.

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