syrup is too much for me. if I can't get a big pile of fruit, I just butter em up

been drinking Captain America and watching Budweiser all afternoon. just ordered wings. USA!

Going to a roller derby in a bit.

geez, a woman just passed out in a synagogue because she's been fasting for 24 hours. Is that required? (the fasting, not the passing out).

I've been drinking gin since 2 figuring this is my last weekend of being a degenerate before planning and actually moving to Seattle. RIP funemployment.

Bucky wrote:geez, a woman just passed out in a synagogue because she's been fasting for 24 hours. Is that required? (the fasting, not the passing out).

Probably has some disease effecting blood sugar. I've fasted for a day by accident before.

that was surprisingly awesome.

How come Obama didn't invite him to his hip hop BBQ

he's done that before. it's the only song he does though. one-dimensional.

I think I may be done with haunted houses. Went to a haunted house at Pennhurst this weekend and waited in line for about 2 hours. Went through the house, and it was the same shit as usual. I lost my buzz waiting in line, had to piss, and didn't eat until 10:30. But when I did, I stopped at Burger King and grabbed 6 dollar chicken sandwiches, some fries, and some of those chicken fries. Parked the car and ate it in the parking lot. Felt like a stoner. Came back to my friend's apartment and pounded some High Life. Thank god for High Life.

people put their gps's in some quizzical spots.

PrattRules wrote:I think I may be done with haunted houses. Went to a haunted house at Pennhurst this weekend and waited in line for about 2 hours. Went through the house, and it was the same shit as usual. I lost my buzz waiting in line, had to piss, and didn't eat until 10:30. But when I did, I stopped at Burger King and grabbed 6 dollar chicken sandwiches, some fries, and some of those chicken fries. Parked the car and ate it in the parking lot. Felt like a stoner. Came back to my friend's apartment and pounded some High Life. Thank god for High Life.

I think I was done with haunted houses when I was 12.

Gotta go to the haunted houses where you sign waivers

z ipper wrote:people put their gps's in some quizzical spots.

they also park their cars in shady neighborhoods and leave them sitting out to be stolen

time for vodka?

Holy shit, it's raining in South Texas. OMG.

It's been raining in Orlando for 2 days straight now

Barry Jive wrote:

z ipper wrote:people put their gps's in some quizzical spots.

they also park their cars in shady neighborhoods and leave them sitting out to be stolen

someone stole my friends piece of shit GPS because he left it on the dash at a thrift store kinda near Camden. The GPS wasn't the big deal, it was the 350 bucks to replace the window

Pittfan03 wrote:Holy shit, it's raining in South Texas. OMG.

1st time it's raining here in Grand Forks in 2 and a half weeks, too. I'm sure it's a little different down there, though.

SK790 wrote:

Pittfan03 wrote:Holy #$!&@, it's raining in South Texas. OMG.

1st time it's raining here in Grand Forks in 2 and a half weeks, too. I'm sure it's a little different down there, though.

Yeah. Probably 20 inches below normal. 2 inches of rain today alone. Good day for it to rain.