On-line Algonquin Round Table (AKA Random Thoughts)

by **ReadingPhilly** » Fri Sep 30, 2011 15:24:25

http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/heavy_petting/2011/09/the_perfect_day.html?GT1=38001

dare you not to tear up

by **TenuredVulture** » Fri Sep 30, 2011 16:56:51

dajafi wrote:I think the ideal masseuse is a woman who's about a 4, to use the ol' scale: not nearly attractive enough to get you self-conscious let alone aroused, but not unattractive enough that you have thoughts like "what is this beast that's touching me"?

Though it might be that I feel this way because pretty much all the (few) massages I've received over the last eight years or so have been from women who broadly fit this profile, and they've all been pretty much awesomely relaxing.

You probably want a girl big enough to get all those knots out too.

by **jerseyhoya** » Sat Oct 01, 2011 02:59:22

Geelong Cats 4 life

by **mcare89** » Sat Oct 01, 2011 04:17:01

jerseyhoya wrote:Geelong Cats 4 life

WE DID IT

by **TenuredVulture** » Sat Oct 01, 2011 09:10:25

Does anyone care that Saturday mail delivery is ending? I'm actually happy about it, as I rarely get anything good in the mail. My mother is trying to convince Lil' Vulture to write her a letter. Lil' Vulture has absolutely no interest in this.

by **PrattRules** » Sat Oct 01, 2011 11:03:53

TenuredVulture wrote:Does anyone care that Saturday mail delivery is ending? I'm actually happy about it, as I rarely get anything good in the mail. My mother is trying to convince Lil' Vulture to write her a letter. Lil' Vulture has absolutely no interest in this.

I don't really care. I think it's a good idea by the post office though. I know they're currently hemorrhaging money, so this should put a little less stress on their collective wallet.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Sat Oct 01, 2011 13:46:58

just went around the block to avoid an old ex and her boyfriend, feel like it's the polite thing to do

by **The Nightman Cometh** » Sat Oct 01, 2011 23:43:33

You know,wondering around lasalle with no place to sleep. Nbd

by **PrattRules** » Sat Oct 01, 2011 23:46:40

by **The Nightman Cometh** » Sat Oct 01, 2011 23:48:06

My roomie has his gf over and for some reason unbeknownst to god there is a cop car sitting directly in front of my car in the parking lot. Balls.

by **CalvinBall** » Sat Oct 01, 2011 23:52:07

uh tell him to bite you. you have no where else to sleep.

by **The Nightman Cometh** » Sat Oct 01, 2011 23:54:04

He's my best friend and it's not that bad outside so I'm prolly just going to out wait their shift. At least I have BSG <3

by **Barry Jive** » Sat Oct 01, 2011 23:54:19

you could explain to the cop why you need to drive your car and see if he'll kindly move for you

by **The Nightman Cometh** » Sun Oct 02, 2011 00:06:03

Im not driving my car I'm just sleeping in it. If he would just kindly move his car somewhere his high beams aren't on me that would be just great.

by **Barry Jive** » Sun Oct 02, 2011 00:06:39

he probably thinks you're trying to do drugs then, dummy

by **The Nightman Cometh** » Sun Oct 02, 2011 00:11:43

Dude I'm not even out there. Awkward much?

by **Barry Jive** » Sun Oct 02, 2011 00:17:10

then i don't know what you're talking about. go to sleep in a study hall

by **jerseyhoya** » Sun Oct 02, 2011 00:21:32

Man mp is hammered

by **The Nightman Cometh** » Sun Oct 02, 2011 00:28:28

Not uh. Probably going to go to my car in a few. Don't really care anymore. You work in the ghetto and your parked on the nice side of a university ? Really bro?

by **phatj** » Sun Oct 02, 2011 00:28:43

Holy shit Point Break is on TBS now

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