Fred I was born a Random Man

Re: Fred I was born a Random Man

Unread postby jamiethekiller » Wed Aug 24, 2011 12:01:55

everytime i go outside to eat lunch at work i get harassed by this bee. he never sits down in one place long enough for me to kill him. he doesn't bother anyone else. dude has a plate of strawberries and blueberries and this fucker doesn't even bother to fly in that direction.

ruins every lunch for me

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Re: Fred I was born a Random Man

Unread postby CalvinBall » Wed Aug 24, 2011 12:03:59

1 wrote:ffs


oh ok kewl

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Re: Fred I was born a Random Man

Unread postby phatj » Wed Aug 24, 2011 12:12:17

jerseyhoya wrote:Do we have a california dreamin thread

His post about the earthquake is something

Post it here
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Re: Fred I was born a Random Man

Unread postby 1 » Wed Aug 24, 2011 12:16:54

CalvinBall wrote:
1 wrote:ffs


oh ok kewl


i'm on professional development leave, which means i don't have to work but have to take 9 credits each semester (i generally took 6 the past few years anyway). half salary, full benefits, full year towards retirement. it's a pretty sweet deal.
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Re: Fred I was born a Random Man

Unread postby CalvinBall » Wed Aug 24, 2011 12:27:35

ah ok. i remember you mentioning that before. thanks for rehashing. sounds like it is going to be an awesome year.

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Re: Fred I was born a Random Man

Unread postby pacino » Wed Aug 24, 2011 12:28:36

Goddamn mooch teachers. Just keep taking from the productive class!

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Re: Fred I was born a Random Man

Unread postby 1 » Wed Aug 24, 2011 12:33:12

pacino wrote:Goddamn mooch teachers. Just keep taking from the productive class!


in this case, yes
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Re: Fred I was born a Random Man

Unread postby Houshphandzadeh » Wed Aug 24, 2011 12:42:05

I bought a stuffed bear in a clown suit from a homeless guy

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Re: Fred I was born a Random Man

Unread postby drsmooth » Wed Aug 24, 2011 12:43:21

I'm sure the story of Albert Barnes's art collection and the ongoing controversy over the foundation that controls it ("controls" it may be more accurate) is old stuff for most of you.

Despite that, here's a relatively concise summary, probably rife with bias and error, of one fascinating guy, art collection, and museum squabble.
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Re: Fred I was born a Random Man

Unread postby z ipper » Wed Aug 24, 2011 14:34:55

on the telephone wires in front of my house there is a dead squirrel. he's hanging by his two back legs. it's the damnedest thing. anyway, who do i call about removing it? the township? verizon? satan?

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Re: Fred I was born a Random Man

Unread postby Soren » Wed Aug 24, 2011 14:53:18

def satan.
Olivia Meadows, your "emotional poltergeist"

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Re: Fred I was born a Random Man

Unread postby TheFrank » Wed Aug 24, 2011 16:18:15

Taco Bell in Norristown today:

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Aaron Rowand’s wanker cousin James Shields

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Re: Fred I was born a Random Man

Unread postby jerseyhoya » Wed Aug 24, 2011 16:20:19

WTF, who would do that to such a fine establishment

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Re: Fred I was born a Random Man

Unread postby TenuredVulture » Wed Aug 24, 2011 16:57:03

jerseyhoya wrote:WTF, who would do that to such a fine establishment



The kind of person who slaps a vanity plate on a Mercury Marquis.
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Re: Fred I was born a Random Man

Unread postby jerseyhoya » Wed Aug 24, 2011 17:04:58

Might have to go to the local Taco Bell tonight out of solidarity

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Re: Fred I was born a Random Man

Unread postby Barry Jive » Wed Aug 24, 2011 17:07:14

i guess this is my excuse to go for lunch tomorrow
no offense but you are everything that's wrong with America

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Re: Fred I was born a Random Man

Unread postby Phan In Phlorida » Wed Aug 24, 2011 17:16:10

A friend's claim to fame was driving his car through the front of a convenience store. No lie.

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Re: Fred I was born a Random Man

Unread postby 1 » Wed Aug 24, 2011 17:18:09

FJA? i thought loblaw lived in florida...
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Re: Fred I was born a Random Man

Unread postby pacino » Wed Aug 24, 2011 17:33:03

hey guys, what's everyone doing tonight?!?!?!!
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Re: Fred I was born a Random Man

Unread postby Barry Jive » Wed Aug 24, 2011 17:48:23

either going to a free show at the Piazza or entertaining the idea of playing basketball/unpacking my plastic bags of stuff but realistically just sitting on the couch listening to music and watching TV and reading internet
no offense but you are everything that's wrong with America

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