Fred I was born a Random Man

Re: Fred I was born a Random Man

Unread postby Barry Jive » Wed Aug 17, 2011 18:20:32

jamiethekiller wrote:I can't even feel it anymore. its like a tube of circus peanuts


anyone who brings back gas can butt fuck the sad boy!
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Re: Fred I was born a Random Man

Unread postby pacino » Wed Aug 17, 2011 18:25:55

it's weird. i checked the web today and julia roberts is in a bikini and looks like a 43 year old woman who's had three kids in a bikini. and everyone thinks it's so funny. i don't get hte interwebs reaction...she's actually not going crazy with the lipo and such and apparently she's the weird one, not the demi moore's of the world.
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Re: Fred I was born a Random Man

Unread postby Eddie Jordan » Wed Aug 17, 2011 18:54:38

she's looking better than most 43 year old women by far

haters gonna hate
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Re: Fred I was born a Random Man

Unread postby td11 » Wed Aug 17, 2011 19:55:17

My dad got an ipad2 and 18 yr old single malt scotch from work and didn't know what to do w the iPad so it is mine now yeeeee
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Re: Fred I was born a Random Man

Unread postby Eddie Jordan » Wed Aug 17, 2011 19:57:07

is he gonna share the scotch
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Re: Fred I was born a Random Man

Unread postby Houshphandzadeh » Wed Aug 17, 2011 19:59:04

I would eye fuck the hell out of that scotch

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Re: Fred I was born a Random Man

Unread postby pacino » Wed Aug 17, 2011 20:06:13

18 = legal

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Re: Fred I was born a Random Man

Unread postby TenuredVulture » Wed Aug 17, 2011 20:59:23

What about an 18 yo Julia Roberts and a 43 yo single malt?
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Re: Fred I was born a Random Man

Unread postby The B1G Piece » Wed Aug 17, 2011 23:01:15

Meech baited me into looking at that, to steal a phrase from WilliamC, douchelord CB's twitter account.

For fuck's sake, why do I do this to myself?

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Re: Fred I was born a Random Man

Unread postby PrattRules » Thu Aug 18, 2011 01:42:13

jamiethekiller wrote:Pratt really ruined our weekend guys


Did you guys really want to go? I just asked and it's looking positive in the early going. You guys wouldn't be allowed to do anything dickish though. Could really fuck me over.
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Re: Fred I was born a Random Man

Unread postby PrattRules » Thu Aug 18, 2011 01:44:39

It is so hard not to look at the Challenge fred. I went to the game tonight and missed it.
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Re: Fred I was born a Random Man

Unread postby wogglymaster91 » Thu Aug 18, 2011 02:01:56

God damn hot dogs exploding in the microwave.

I hate it.

I hate it so much.
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Re: Fred I was born a Random Man

Unread postby Soren » Thu Aug 18, 2011 08:57:46

you should try deep frying your hot dog
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Re: Fred I was born a Random Man

Unread postby jerseyhoya » Thu Aug 18, 2011 11:12:41

So I got my bags back today via UPS Ground (the chargers were shipped overnight earlier). And though I wouldn't necessarily have wanted the bottle of booze I brought down the shore for the weekend shipped with the clothes/books in case it broke, it's kind of weird my cousin didn't say anything about not including it in the package.

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Re: Fred I was born a Random Man

Unread postby td11 » Thu Aug 18, 2011 11:18:47

Soren wrote:you should try deep frying your hot dog


throw some mayo on it
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Re: Fred I was born a Random Man

Unread postby Grotewold » Thu Aug 18, 2011 11:22:24

jerseyhoya wrote:So I got my bags back today via UPS Ground (the chargers were shipped overnight earlier). And though I wouldn't necessarily have wanted the bottle of booze I brought down the shore for the weekend shipped with the clothes/books in case it broke, it's kind of weird my cousin didn't say anything about not including it in the package.


What's with this kid, surprised he didn't tuck in some junk mail

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Re: Fred I was born a Random Man

Unread postby Bill McNeal » Thu Aug 18, 2011 11:24:54

Grotewold wrote:
jerseyhoya wrote:So I got my bags back today via UPS Ground (the chargers were shipped overnight earlier). And though I wouldn't necessarily have wanted the bottle of booze I brought down the shore for the weekend shipped with the clothes/books in case it broke, it's kind of weird my cousin didn't say anything about not including it in the package.


What's with this kid, surprised he didn't tuck in some junk mail


Seriously. If i accidently grabbed a family members stuff from the shore house like that, I think I'd keep the bottle of booze and just drop a $20 or whatever fair market value of the booze to be replaced would be in there. Saves on shipping, no breakage situation, and hey, now you've got a bottle of booze. Win win win.
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Re: Fred I was born a Random Man

Unread postby td11 » Thu Aug 18, 2011 11:25:12

when you're on the "post reply" screen, you know how you can scroll down to see previous posts? if you click on "quote" on one of the posts it automatically pastes that post into the reply box. neat.
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Re: Fred I was born a Random Man

Unread postby Bill McNeal » Thu Aug 18, 2011 11:26:14

td11 wrote:when you're on the "post reply" screen, you know how you can scroll down to see previous posts? if you click on "quote" on one of the posts it automatically pastes that post into the reply box. neat.


Wow, that is pretty awesome, you can do multiples as well :!: :!:
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Re: Fred I was born a Random Man

Unread postby jerseyhoya » Thu Aug 18, 2011 11:29:32

To be fair, the offending cousin is a 17 year old girl, whose family hasn't spent a whole lot of time around the larger family since they moved to upstate New York like 10 years ago, so she's probably really embarrassed by the whole thing and feels weird bringing up talking about mailing a bottle of whiskey.

Or maybe she's a kleptomaniac.

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