Like a Random Thought

Re: Like a Random Thought

Postby Trent Steele » Tue Jul 05, 2011 16:57:42

Few things would make me happier than Nancy Grace falling into an erupting volcano
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Re: Like a Random Thought

Postby Grotewold » Tue Jul 05, 2011 17:14:01

I'm back from Mexico -- skin tanned, belly stretched, pickle livered

Wha miss

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Re: Like a Random Thought

Postby BigEd76 » Tue Jul 05, 2011 17:17:14

we won two series against the AL East
Worley faced the Sawx and only allowed an RBI double to John Lackey
Lee gave up 3 HRs in an 8th inning and blew a 4-0 lead
Michael Martinez knocked in the only run of a Worley start
Victorino injured his thumb doing a faceplant into the turf on a throw home


ah...j/k....none of that happened
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Re: Like a Random Thought

Postby Grotewold » Tue Jul 05, 2011 17:19:48

Thanks, the latter is entirely believable

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Re: Like a Random Thought

Postby PrattRules » Tue Jul 05, 2011 17:21:55

Houshphandzadeh wrote:think I'm gonna cut my cast off. it serves no function


Geez, you still have that cast? How much longer?
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Re: Like a Random Thought

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Tue Jul 05, 2011 17:28:48

Until next Thursday. Might try to move it up though I'm sure they won't do that. It's really just batting armor at this point

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Re: Like a Random Thought

Postby phatj » Tue Jul 05, 2011 17:32:21

phdave wrote:Image

I have this on a coffee mug.

#coolstorybro
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Re: Like a Random Thought

Postby traderdave » Tue Jul 05, 2011 17:32:24

philliesphhan wrote:
traderdave wrote:Her and OJ are gonna have to meet up for a drink tonight. This means that the jury had to have bought the drowning story. What a bunch of simpletons.


I can't believe she got off on the aggravated manslaughter and aggravated child abuse charges as well. Yeah, maybe you can't prove she committed premeditated murder, but not child abuse?


I figured that was the likely outcome, i.e. NG on 1st degree but G on 2nd. It just boggles my mind that you convict her on FOUR counts of lying to law enforcement but believe the incredibly unbelievable drowning story. It is really going to be something when she is sentenced to time served on Thursday.

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Re: Like a Random Thought

Postby Rockinghorse » Tue Jul 05, 2011 17:39:34

I'm proud of the fact that I had zero idea who Casey Anthony was until about an hour ago

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Re: Like a Random Thought

Postby CalvinBall » Tue Jul 05, 2011 17:40:17

why is that something to be proud of?

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Re: Like a Random Thought

Postby PrattRules » Tue Jul 05, 2011 17:47:21

Because he doesn't aspire to be YOUR idea of current events intelligent.
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Re: Like a Random Thought

Postby Eddie Jordan » Tue Jul 05, 2011 17:49:03

How long until the sex tape come out?

You all know it's coming, those lawyers aren't cheap

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Re: Like a Random Thought

Postby drsmooth » Tue Jul 05, 2011 18:00:07

Roger Clemens is one guy who wishes the anthony trial had another week or so to run
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Re: Like a Random Thought

Postby Rockinghorse » Tue Jul 05, 2011 18:04:55

CalvinBall wrote:why is that something to be proud of?


My brain remained uninfected by a white-girl-crime story for like a year or however long it played out. I think this increases my chances of surviving at least the next few raptures.

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Re: Like a Random Thought

Postby WilliamC » Tue Jul 05, 2011 18:09:10

Trent Steele wrote:Few things would make me happier than Nancy Grace falling into an erupting volcano


Pushing her into an erupting volcano would be even more fun.
Do it again!

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Re: Like a Random Thought

Postby CalvinBall » Tue Jul 05, 2011 18:13:37

i do not want to be near an erupting volcano no matter who i get to push in. that may just be me.

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Re: Like a Random Thought

Postby phdave » Tue Jul 05, 2011 18:19:58

Houshphandzadeh wrote:think I'm gonna cut my cast off. it serves no function


cast off your cast
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Re: Like a Random Thought

Postby 1 » Tue Jul 05, 2011 18:26:20

CalvinBall wrote:why is that something to be proud of?



you are proud to know the names of (alleged) kid murderers?
Fine. You wanna act like you're two? I'll act like I'm one.

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Re: Like a Random Thought

Postby Eddie Jordan » Tue Jul 05, 2011 18:29:00

"MEDIA IS THE 13TH JURY MEMBER"

I expect to hear this phrase uttered over and over, and over and over and over, for the next week on our various news outlets. And they'll talk about how it has to stop, but really that won't happen. This will go on for a week or two, or until the next crazy white bitch does something news worthy, because it brings teh ratings.
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Re: Like a Random Thought

Postby CalvinBall » Tue Jul 05, 2011 18:43:47

1 wrote:
CalvinBall wrote:why is that something to be proud of?



you are proud to know the names of (alleged) kid murderers?


i just think it is important to watch the news.

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