Barry Jive wrote:oh also girl's name is Jenyse which I think might be the name of the first daughter I have
Houshphandzadeh wrote:girl I know is preg and set on naming the girl Brooklyn. I cringe
Barry Jive wrote:i've been drunk since like 7 or 8 p.m. Friday, i'm not proud and frankly i could use a little help but i'm about to go see this redheaded lil chick who likes the Stones at Drinker's. which will likely end any chance i have of anything.
also i just asked out this black girl via facebook because i had no alternative medium within my grasp. i got a good feeling about it.
also yo i know this bender is one of the dumbest things i've ever done but i've met about 9 new friends during it, which is really pretty awesome.
jerseyhoya wrote:So my cousin got engaged tonight, which was pretty cool. I was on the deck watching fireworks with my aunt and uncle and other cousin, and the boyfriend of the cousin started a monologue of sorts about how awesome the 4th of July was. And then he stood up, and I realized immediately a) he was proposing b) I needed to get up and move so I wasn't in any pictures.
It was fun. My uncle had champagne on ice because he had an inkling it might be happening tonight.
td11 wrote:Houshphandzadeh wrote:girl I know is preg and set on naming the girl Brooklyn. I cringe
brooklyn is dumb, but brook(e) is a hotass name
Barry Jive wrote:i'm taking the cute lil redhead out Wednesday and i'm already about thiiiiiiisclose to making out with her. and she's gorgeous but i'm fairly\ sure she is legitimately crazy. like, she might be the one who finally cuts my balls off
FTN wrote: im a dick towards everyone, you're not special.
21McBride wrote:the phanatic's head is still in our refrigerator. I want to save it but it takes up a lot of room.
Aaron Rowand’s wanker cousin James Shields