^^lmao grandpa simpson
reminded me of his story to bart's class: "Now, my story begins in 19-dickety-two. We had to say "dickety" 'cause that Kaiser had stolen our word "twenty". I chased that rascal to get it back, but gave up after dickety-six miles.."

Wonder what jeff2sf thought about Boehner wearing shorts to golf with the President

welp, i'm about to spend $600-$700 on my cat, who had a block urethra and looked like hell today. he got fixed up pretty quickly, and they didn't have to do as much as they thought they would. hope he's ok when i get him on monday. i miss the fuzzy-faced bastard

The Dude wrote:welp, i'm about to spend $600-$700 on my cat, who had a block urethra and looked like hell today. he got fixed up pretty quickly, and they didn't have to do as much as they thought they would. hope he's ok when i get him on monday. i miss the fuzzy-faced bastard

Yikes. On the other hand, good on ya. Can you imagine how much better you'd feel with an unblocked urethra? Hope the recovery goes great.

I had a cat who had that and disappeared (in a very small house) for like three days-right around Christmas. barely looked alive when we found him. He was around 8 at the time and lived for over 10 more years.

PrattRules wrote: So a hot girl wants me to come over her apartment for some beer olympics on Saturday. The only problem with that is that I hate all her other friends. The chance I can mack it with her is less than 50 percent, but there's gonna be a beer. It's quite the conundrum.

This went much better than anticipated. The case race was a good/bad idea to start things off. Got drunk in about an hour. The Olympics never really ended because some dude there got into a fight with this girl about the merits of nurses and doctors. People took sides and she cried and cursed everyone out. I think my team would have came in second out of four teams. I'll take it.

My friend passed out in the dog bed at 10. Everyone else passed out by 11. Things were getting sloppy and the people there were pretty gay but I still had a pretty solid time. Thank god I didn't pass myself like after the last case race I did. Overall, a 8.5 out of 10 on the slop scale.

Watching Star Wars movies for the first time in forever(probably a decade) on Spike, they seem a lot cheesier than I remembered

Deep-fried Kool-Aid

Yup, you read that right... deep-fried Kool-Aid

Is it just me or did something happen with grantland?

Yeah, Simmons said it'd be down for a few hours

A week ago I bet a coworker that the Twins would make the playoffs if he gave me 10:1 odds. He's getting a little nervous.

SK790 wrote:A week ago I bet a coworker that the Twins would make the playoffs if he gave me 10:1 odds. He's getting a little nervous.

Smart man.

That division is extremely meh.

The B1G Piece wrote:

SK790 wrote:A week ago I bet a coworker that the Twins would make the playoffs if he gave me 10:1 odds. He's getting a little nervous.

Smart man.

That division is extremely meh.

That plus the fact that they're missing all of their hitters, plus the fact that they've won that division the last 2 years with no major changes, plus this guy is a Tigers fan who really knows nothing about baseball. The other day he argued with me that Max Scherzer is better than Chris Carpenter because Scherzer has 9 wins.

Plus it's only $10 if I lose and I'm really just hoping to see him sweat a little bit at the prospect of having to pony up $100. This bet came to fruition after about 2 days of him saying that the Twins were terrible and were the worst team in baseball.

SK790 wrote:

The B1G Piece wrote:

SK790 wrote:A week ago I bet a coworker that the Twins would make the playoffs if he gave me 10:1 odds. He's getting a little nervous.

Smart man.

That division is extremely meh.

That plus the fact that they're missing all of their hitters, plus the fact that they've won that division the last 2 years with no major changes, plus this guy is a Tigers fan who really knows nothing about baseball. The other day he argued with me that Max Scherzer is better than Chris Carpenter because Scherzer has 9 wins.

Plus it's only $10 if I lose and I'm really just hoping to see him sweat a little bit at the prospect of having to pony up $100. This bet came to fruition after about 2 days of him saying that the Twins were terrible and were the worst team in baseball.

Hehe.

FUCK BANK OF AMERICA

Baseball and the Challenge are gonna have to carry my sports interest until (if?) football season starts.

td11 wrote:

Laughed out loud

Changing my tire in 105 degree heat is gonna be fun.

td11 wrote:

I love this