Barry Jive wrote:gonna start calling my balls The Mad Dogs and my dick The Englishman

You realize taking them out in the midday sun can get you in a boatload of trouble, right?

this whole having nothing to do thing gets really boring.

CalvinBall wrote:this whole having nothing to do thing gets really boring.

yep. at least when i didn't have a job, i had to apply for jobs. now i sit here, dreading moving out of my apartment and trying not to drink or spend anymore cash than is necessary.

CalvinBall wrote:this whole having nothing to do thing gets really boring.

have you ever played 40 thieves solitaire?

jerseyhoya wrote:I love that Grote will defend any $#@! player on the Phils and justify every dumb move the team makes. That is with the glaring exception of Ben Francisco, whom he seems to hate more than Trent hated JC.

Wasn't a big Sweeney guy either, don't love dopey

i just shaved my chest/stomach. i hate myself

Hey

Hey which one of you guys is FanSince09?

I think it's time to shut it down

bought a rake yesterday, mowed the lawn, if this trend continues may hang self by August

I hope you get lazier. Your kid deserves a father.

Eddie Jordan wrote:The job that ESPN mag did to make Dianna Taurasi look like a semi attractive woman remains the most impressive piece of airbrush work I've seen.

done worse

The internet is cool. My son loves these comics made by Art Baltazar and Franco (Patrick the Wolf Boy, Tiny Titans). Franco tweets last week that he's gonna be in Philadelphia for Wizard World and wanted to know if anyone was coming. I replied and told him that my son was dying to meet him. After that he asked who my son's favorite character is (Superboy).

When we stopped by last night (VoxJr. was star-struck and nervous), Franco asked if I was the guy who had twittered him. When I said yes he digs out this portfolio and hands my son this:

who is the guy that hit me in the head with a bat while i was sleeping?

VoxOrion wrote:The internet is cool. My son loves these comics made by Art Baltazar and Franco (Patrick the Wolf Boy, Tiny Titans). Franco tweets last week that he's gonna be in Philadelphia for Wizard World and wanted to know if anyone was coming. I replied and told him that my son was dying to meet him. After that he asked who my son's favorite character is (Superboy).

When we stopped by last night (VoxJr. was star-struck and nervous), Franco asked if I was the guy who had twittered him. When I said yes he digs out this portfolio and hands my son this:

that is SO awesome!

shouldn't 'suburbs' technically be under the city??

jamiethekiller wrote:i just shaved my chest/stomach. i hate myself

is this for the full body tat?

I saw an 8 year old with his own iPad2.

My parents bought me a cellphone when I was 17.

Kids these days have it rough.

The B1G Piece wrote:I saw an 8 year old with his own iPad2.

My parents bought me a cellphone when I was 17.

Kids these days have it rough.

apparently they are helpful for kids with autism or have learning disabilities. maybe it was for that.

The B1G Piece wrote:I saw an 8 year old with his own iPad2.

My parents bought me a cellphone when I was 17.

Kids these days have it rough.

Cellphones didn't exist when I was 17.

Swiggers wrote:

The B1G Piece wrote:I saw an 8 year old with his own iPad2.

My parents bought me a cellphone when I was 17.

Kids these days have it rough.

Cellphones didn't exist when I was 17.

I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. And the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. Gimme five bees for a quarter, you'd say.