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Postby Bucky » Mon Mar 28, 2011 09:22:57

it was at a nursing home, so prolly

or else over old lady smith

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Postby WheelsFellOff » Mon Mar 28, 2011 09:42:04

That floozie.

Thoughts are with the entire Ball family.

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Postby drsmooth » Mon Mar 28, 2011 09:49:06

Bucky wrote:it was at a nursing home, so prolly

or else over old lady smith


on the numbers, old guys don't have to fight over chicks (tho they might anyway just for the hell of it)
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Postby Swiggers » Mon Mar 28, 2011 10:09:04

phatj wrote:My boss had diverticulitis (different than diverticulosis). He had to have a chunk of his colon/lower intestine removed.


They're the same thing. Diverticulitis is the flared-up/painful version of diverticulosis. I know, I have them.

The best way to keep the flares down is to eat a lot of fiber and to not eat seed-like things -- corn kernels, sesame seeds, etc.

I haven't had a flare-up in a long time after cutting seed-like things out of my diet.

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Postby meatball » Mon Mar 28, 2011 15:36:16

just got back from Clearwater. Rode home with two chicks from NY that I met at a bar. We spent last night at a Holiday Inn Express somewhere in NC. Just found $20 in my pants pocket. The last 72 hours has been full of win. Divorce can suck it.

/hadtotellsomebody
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Postby WheelsFellOff » Mon Mar 28, 2011 15:38:16

Which one of the girls was named Divorce?

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Postby uncle milt » Mon Mar 28, 2011 15:38:37

meatball- BONER CITY. good job.

now to my post: crossing broad dot com (actually, don't ever go there) is doing a chris wheeler drinking game. wheels' sayings. i can't believe someone hasn't had fun with those already!

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Postby meatball » Mon Mar 28, 2011 15:40:40

WheelsFellOff wrote:Which one of the girls was named Divorce?

The one I fucked had been engaged until semi-recently, so we bonded over that. Then we fucked a lot. Evil little blonde temptress. A real spinner.
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Postby jamiethekiller » Mon Mar 28, 2011 15:41:55

meatball

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Postby Trent Steele » Mon Mar 28, 2011 15:45:44

meatball wrote:
WheelsFellOff wrote:Which one of the girls was named Divorce?

The one I #$&! had been engaged until semi-recently, so we bonded over that. Then we #$&! a lot. Evil little blonde temptress. A real spinner.


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Postby Barry Jive » Mon Mar 28, 2011 15:52:58

High fucking five
no offense but you are everything that's wrong with America

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Postby Grotewold » Mon Mar 28, 2011 15:56:59

actual sex? i'm surprised your log-in still worked here

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Postby laf837 » Mon Mar 28, 2011 16:09:29

Wow that's terrific.
I had a buddy of mine who got divorced and has gone on a rampage ever since. Best thing that could have happened to him.
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Postby PrattRules » Mon Mar 28, 2011 16:44:23

I don't want to like Russell Brand, but I do.
"Just remember, it's not a lie if you believe it." -George Costanza

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Postby lethal » Mon Mar 28, 2011 16:44:43

The year of meatball!

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Postby TenuredVulture » Mon Mar 28, 2011 16:46:06

Those commercials do make the Arthur remake look pretty funny. Though there's no way they'll ever match the Theme Song--When you get caught between the moon and New York City. Sheer poetry.

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Postby HillMD » Mon Mar 28, 2011 17:00:50

Was the nightman cometh banned?

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Postby pacino » Mon Mar 28, 2011 17:41:05

no

he told me he quit
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Postby PrattRules » Mon Mar 28, 2011 20:09:45

I hate it when I pee and I double stream. I'm forced to stop my piss and sit down, which sucks because "you can't stop once you start. It stings."
"Just remember, it's not a lie if you believe it." -George Costanza

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Postby Grotewold » Mon Mar 28, 2011 20:10:35

lethal wrote:The year of meatball!


real glad I go-daddy'd that

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