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Postby Woody » Sun Mar 27, 2011 08:20:05

But undefeated in thumb wrestling
you sure do seem to have a lot of time on your hands to be on this forum? Do you have a job? Are you a shut-in?

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Postby Barry Jive » Sun Mar 27, 2011 11:11:15

there is considerably less crappy beer in my refrigerator
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Postby drsmooth » Sun Mar 27, 2011 12:08:41

Barry Jive wrote:there is considerably less crappy beer in my refrigerator


any beer drinker can have a good beers collection

it takes a serious beer drinker to have a bad beers collection
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Postby Barry Jive » Sun Mar 27, 2011 12:10:20

Hey man, I can't say I didn't wish my friends had all brought microbrews to the BYOB, but you play the hand you're dealt. And we were dealt an extra case of Miller Lite cans.
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Postby pacino » Sun Mar 27, 2011 12:14:02

lol:

The Federal Transportation Administration (FTA) indicates some extra passenger weight might be putting too much pressure on bus tires across the nation.
The FTA is proposing raising the assumed average weight per bus passenger from 150 pounds to 175 pounds.

Current federal guidelines on average passenger weight were based on surveys from the 1960s.
The FTA reports that in 2011, 175 pounds is an appropriate average weight to assume for testing busses.

We fat. We know it.
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Postby pacino » Sun Mar 27, 2011 12:14:30

Barry Jive wrote:Hey man, I can't say I didn't wish my friends had all brought microbrews to the BYOB, but you play the hand you're dealt. And we were dealt an extra case of Miller Lite cans.

i thought you said you had bad beer
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Postby Barry Jive » Sun Mar 27, 2011 12:27:05

well we have like two Founders Centennial IPAs but after a handful of drinks that's just a waste
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Postby WheelsFellOff » Sun Mar 27, 2011 12:44:57

My cat is once again insistent on playing fetch. I do not remember teaching him this behavior.
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Postby jamiethekiller » Sun Mar 27, 2011 12:46:32

WheelsFellOff wrote:My cat is once again insistent on playing fetch. I do not remember teaching him this behavior.


i just played fetch with my dog. he's not sleeping on my lovesac

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Postby Barry Jive » Sun Mar 27, 2011 12:47:51

my face hurts

it's killin me
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Postby jamiethekiller » Sun Mar 27, 2011 12:48:31

Barry Jive wrote:it's killin me

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Postby jerseyhoya » Sun Mar 27, 2011 13:59:34

BigEdBot was more useful before twitter

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Postby Monkeyboy » Sun Mar 27, 2011 14:14:59

WheelsFellOff wrote:My cat is once again insistent on playing fetch. I do not remember teaching him this behavior.


My cat used to play fetch for hours if we let him. Roommates would take turns throwing the little paper ball. We'd throw it up the bookshelf and everything. He would find a way to get to it, eventually.

Now that he's 19 yo, he will run to the ball, but then he just stops, falls down, and nuzzles it.
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Postby jerseyhoya » Sun Mar 27, 2011 14:19:37

I hope BigEd isn't offended by my previous comment. His efforts are still appreciated. It's just now 80% of the time I have already seen the information, as opposed to 20% of the time before Twitter.

Also: I am procrastinating

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Postby philliesphhan » Sun Mar 27, 2011 14:43:01

Happened to catch at least part of Norm MacDonald's Me Doing Stand-up last night

It was fantastic
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Postby PrattRules » Sun Mar 27, 2011 18:21:27

Boy, I shouldn't have played that third hour of frisbee. Haven't ran that much since college.
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Postby BigEd76 » Sun Mar 27, 2011 18:33:38

jerseyhoya wrote:I hope BigEd isn't offended by my previous comment. His efforts are still appreciated. It's just now 80% of the time I have already seen the information, as opposed to 20% of the time before Twitter.


all good

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Postby pacino » Sun Mar 27, 2011 19:18:08

maths is hard
Congresswoman Martha Roby (R-Ala.) is sponsoring HR 205, The Geometric Simplification Act, declaring the Euclidean mathematical constant of pi to be precisely 3. The bill comes in response to data and rankings from the Organisation for Economic Co-operation and Development, rating the United States' 15 year-olds 25th in the world in mathematics.

OECD is celebrating its 50th anniversary in 2011, and the Paris-based NGO released its international educational rankings, placing the US in a three-way tie for math, equaling Portugal and Ireland, just beneath No. 24 Luxembourg.

"That long-held empirical value of pi, I am not saying it should be necessarily viewed as wrong, but 3 is a lot better," said Roby, the 34-year old legislator representing Alabama's second congressional district, ushered into office in the historic 2010 Republican mid-term bonanza.

Pi has long been defined as the ratio of a circle's area to the square of its radius, a mathematical constant represented by the Greek letter "?," with a value of approximately 3.14159. HR 205 does not change the root definition, per se. The bill simply, and legally, declares pi to be exactly 3.

Roby, raised in Montgomery, Ala., is on the House Committee on Education and the Workforce, and the Subcommittee on Early Childhood, Elementary and Secondary Education.

"It's no panacea, but this legislation will point us in the right direction. Looking at hard data, we know our children are struggling with a heck of a lot of the math, including the geometry incorporating pi," Roby said. "I guarantee you American scores will go up once pi is 3. It will be so much easier."
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Postby jerseyhoya » Sun Mar 27, 2011 19:27:38

pacino wrote:maths is hard
Congresswoman Martha Roby (R-Ala.) is sponsoring HR 205, The Geometric Simplification Act, declaring the Euclidean mathematical constant of pi to be precisely 3. The bill comes in response to data and rankings from the Organisation for Economic Co-operation and Development, rating the United States' 15 year-olds 25th in the world in mathematics.

OECD is celebrating its 50th anniversary in 2011, and the Paris-based NGO released its international educational rankings, placing the US in a three-way tie for math, equaling Portugal and Ireland, just beneath No. 24 Luxembourg.

"That long-held empirical value of pi, I am not saying it should be necessarily viewed as wrong, but 3 is a lot better," said Roby, the 34-year old legislator representing Alabama's second congressional district, ushered into office in the historic 2010 Republican mid-term bonanza.

Pi has long been defined as the ratio of a circle's area to the square of its radius, a mathematical constant represented by the Greek letter "?," with a value of approximately 3.14159. HR 205 does not change the root definition, per se. The bill simply, and legally, declares pi to be exactly 3.

Roby, raised in Montgomery, Ala., is on the House Committee on Education and the Workforce, and the Subcommittee on Early Childhood, Elementary and Secondary Education.

"It's no panacea, but this legislation will point us in the right direction. Looking at hard data, we know our children are struggling with a heck of a lot of the math, including the geometry incorporating pi," Roby said. "I guarantee you American scores will go up once pi is 3. It will be so much easier."


A 30 second trip to thomas.gov shows Roby has yet to sponsor any bills.

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Postby pacino » Sun Mar 27, 2011 19:28:01

it's a joke
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