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Postby Phan In Phlorida » Mon Mar 21, 2011 14:39:39


When I get change, I want my coinage in order too dagnabbit!



The combination of OCD and anal retentiveness must make this dude a joy to be around.

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Postby Phan In Phlorida » Mon Mar 21, 2011 14:42:20

swishnicholson wrote:


Still, though it's less tangible than explosions at a nuclear power plants, I think we've lost something very valuable: common courtesy.


:-D

(also copy editing, apparently)


I don't want to make too much of this money thing.

That's why he only wrote a newspaper article about it.

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Postby ReadingPhilly » Mon Mar 21, 2011 14:58:23

i agree with him. i wouldn't care enough to write an article about it if i had the chance though.

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Postby Bill McNeal » Mon Mar 21, 2011 15:45:58

I went out with some pals from work over the weekend in Newark. Wow, I'm out of practice, a few shots and 2 jack and diets floored me.

Nothing like going to a college bar, getting drunk very quickly, puking, and feeling hung over for 2 days to make you feel old. I'm pretty sure there was a time in my life that what I drank this past Saturday night would have been considered the pre-game portion of my night. I managed to not pass out though, so that was good.
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Postby Woody » Mon Mar 21, 2011 15:57:57

I drank my face off in AC last thursday and paid for it until Saturday. My buddy nailed a 60 year old woman Barry Jive style. What a debacle.
you sure do seem to have a lot of time on your hands to be on this forum? Do you have a job? Are you a shut-in?

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Postby Swiggers » Mon Mar 21, 2011 16:01:33



At the drive-through window of a fast-food restaurant recently, I handed the attendant a $20 bill.

What I got back, with my burger and fries, was a fistful of jumbled bills that added up to $13.

The ten was face down.

One of the ones was face down and upside down. Another of the ones was just upside down.

Out of four bills, only one was in a position where I could look George Washington in the eye.

I'm no stuffed shirt, but that bothers me.


Um, actually, that makes you the very definition of a stuffed shirt. And/or someone with severe OCD.
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Postby Bill McNeal » Mon Mar 21, 2011 16:23:51

Woody wrote:I drank my face off in AC last thursday and paid for it until Saturday. My buddy nailed a 60 year old woman Barry Jive style. What a debacle.


:lol:

that sounds kind of awesome, especially since it wasn't you banging the 60 year old broad.
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Postby The Dude » Mon Mar 21, 2011 16:32:18

can you sit behind your desk without pants?
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Postby PrattRules » Mon Mar 21, 2011 16:33:24

Am I crazy or did Housh delete his story about wanting to bang a 50 year old?
"Just remember, it's not a lie if you believe it." -George Costanza

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Postby Bill McNeal » Mon Mar 21, 2011 16:34:00

if i work from home, yeah. in the office it's tougher, but I think I could get away with it. you?
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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Mon Mar 21, 2011 16:35:00

PrattRules wrote:Am I crazy or did Housh delete his story about wanting to bang a 50 year old?

:lol:

:oops:

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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Mon Mar 21, 2011 16:37:54

I'm feeling very self-editty today

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Postby The Dude » Mon Mar 21, 2011 16:47:13

i can too. if that redhead comes by i'm in trouble though
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Postby Bucky » Mon Mar 21, 2011 17:31:05

fedex kinkos wants $316.99 to print a 450 page manual, color, left hole punch, two sided, in a binder. LOLLERSKATES

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Postby WilliamC » Mon Mar 21, 2011 18:12:29

EDIT
Do it again!

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Postby Barry Jive » Mon Mar 21, 2011 18:36:55

I'm glad I got that 35-year-old broad out of my system because now I know the next time I get one of those it'll be for all the right reasons
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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Mon Mar 21, 2011 18:40:39

I'm just trying to cultivate a positive image of myself around here

I"M AN ADULT!

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Postby WheelsFellOff » Mon Mar 21, 2011 18:51:41

The capital apostrophe sells it.

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Postby phatj » Mon Mar 21, 2011 19:08:17

ReadingPhilly wrote:i agree with him. i wouldn't care enough to write an article about it if i had the chance though.

Exactly. The city of Reading doesn't need to know about my OCD.
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Postby Bucky » Mon Mar 21, 2011 19:30:46

Houshphandzadeh wrote:I'm just trying to cultivate a positive image of myself around here

I"M AN ADULT!


FOR YOU, HOUSH! Any excuse for this tune.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXtqcL_utZ8[/youtube]

I remember going to a Duran Duran show at the Spectrum with this chick just because these guys were opening. He was pissed. "Music to find your seats by", he procalaimed between songs. During the D2 set I cruised the empty hallways and saw Moe out there chatting up a t-shirt sales chick. He was so happy when I told him I only went there to see TPOH.

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