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Postby Wizlah » Tue Mar 22, 2011 19:15:03

So we're getting that good mountain weather here. sun was properly warm today, but the minute it goes down behind the hills, the temperature plummets. And we ran out of gas shortly after arriving, so the first 4/5 nights were very cold and we were all sleeping in the same room and I was proofing whilst they were all kipping in my gloves and parka and stuff like that. Stories for the kids, you know.

Anyhows we have this wood stove in the kitchen living room, and I'm obsessed with the fucker. There's an ample wood supply so we're not short, although it's been chucking it down a couple of times so you know, you're out there before that shit gets wet and you can't do fuck all with it, but it makes me feel like I could live outside, could I bollix, fuckin' city boy through and through, just because I can fit a gear set doesn't mean I know my arse from my elbow up the woods.

I digress. The wood stove. I'm learning, slowly, what burns well, what doesn't, coaxing the fucker along, and I swear it's so addictive I turned round to wizlette earlier this evening and said I see the appeal of an arsonist now. I can understand how a broken mind could get hooked on fire.

I swear, it's like sometimes I'm communing with the damn thing.

Next up, I need to learn how to shoot things and skin 'em. I mean, I can already ride horses. Pretty natty showjumper too, back in the day.
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Postby swishnicholson » Tue Mar 22, 2011 19:24:25

I can't find a video for More Wood by Dillon Bustin.

That ain't right.
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Postby Eem » Tue Mar 22, 2011 19:37:27

I finally switched to Chrome today and I don't think I'm ever going back

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Postby Trent Steele » Tue Mar 22, 2011 20:03:23

Grotewold wrote:
Trent Steele wrote:don't try to tell me you didn't love elizabeth shue when you were growing up and saw karate kid and adventures in babysitting and c-cktail


what blows my mind is if you go back and watch those, she would be considered fat for an actress nowadays. same for the teen wolf girl in her underwear


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Postby FTN » Tue Mar 22, 2011 20:05:32

elizabeth shue in the first karate kid was my thing for like 15 years.

i think it still is. shes so effing hot in that movie.

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Postby Monkeyboy » Tue Mar 22, 2011 20:27:05

I once sat beside Shue at church in NH, the only time I ever went to church in NH. She was there to see her brother and she sat right next to me. She said hi and smiled at me as she sat down and then all I could think about was Leaving Las Vegas or whatever it was called. She had a sundressy thing on and I could kinda see her cleavage a little. Oh, and she smelled like apples, I think, or maybe it was the girl next to her.
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Postby Woody » Tue Mar 22, 2011 20:35:08

I'm touching it
you sure do seem to have a lot of time on your hands to be on this forum? Do you have a job? Are you a shut-in?

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Postby swishnicholson » Tue Mar 22, 2011 20:53:51

Monkeyboy wrote:I once sat beside Shue at church in NH, the only time I ever went to church in NH. She was there to see her brother and she sat right next to me. She said hi and smiled at me as she sat down and then all I could think about was Leaving Las Vegas or whatever it was called. She had a sundressy thing on and I could kinda see her cleavage a little. Oh, and she smelled like apples, I think, or maybe it was the girl next to her.


What kind of church was it? Did you do the sign of peace thing? Because I think tongues are expected in some denominations.
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Postby phatj » Tue Mar 22, 2011 22:03:09

Check out caveman Steve Keeley on Fox 29 News

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Postby CalvinBall » Tue Mar 22, 2011 22:33:05

that hair.

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Postby The Dude » Tue Mar 22, 2011 22:36:13

the man's a legend. he and jennphryyasd fredricks had great awkward moments on the morning news
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Postby jerseyhoya » Tue Mar 22, 2011 23:31:21

A few random thoughts

One, it's really supposed to fucking snow tomorrow? Go away.

Two, I am not going to check my MegaMillions tickets till tomorrow, but I'm going to just assume that I won.

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Postby jerseyhoya » Tue Mar 22, 2011 23:36:36

The Friday video has 364,000+ dislikes on YouTube

Also it kind of sounds like she says yesterday was thirsty Thursday because she sucks at annunciating. Or because my ears just wanted to hear the phrase thirsty Thursday.

OK back to reading about how Republicans are racist and whatnot. GRAD SCHOOL

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Postby PrattRules » Tue Mar 22, 2011 23:44:51

Wait a minute. If you assume you won the Mega Millions jackpot then why would you bother to read?
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Postby jerseyhoya » Tue Mar 22, 2011 23:49:57

I probably won't check the numbers till after class tomorrow. I've got to get my money's worth of dreaming out of the ticket and I didn't buy it till today because I didn't know how high the lottery had gotten.

Sidenote: now that Powerball and MegaMillions are basically everywhere, they balloon really fast.

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Postby FTN » Tue Mar 22, 2011 23:51:14

i didnt win :-(

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Postby PrattRules » Tue Mar 22, 2011 23:54:56

Just gives hoya a better chance. Be a team player, flop.
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Postby jerseyhoya » Tue Mar 22, 2011 23:58:20

I got an email today from my dad that had the signature "Sent from my iPad"

I'm 99.9% sure my dad doesn't have an iPad

OK now I'm really going back to reading

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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Wed Mar 23, 2011 00:17:57

poke check

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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Wed Mar 23, 2011 00:18:41

Eem wrote:I finally switched to Chrome today and I don't think I'm ever going back

love it

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