Why dont we do it in the RANDOM THOUGHTS thread

by **The Nightman Cometh** » Thu Feb 03, 2011 22:40:40

td11 wrote:how do you convince a girl whose body is a 10 to leave her hideous (no really) boyfriend and have sex with you a lot?

she's probably an awesome person in this scenario so you'd probably end up getting the boot here.

by **PrattRules** » Thu Feb 03, 2011 22:41:10

td11 wrote:how do you convince a girl whose body is a 10 to leave her hideous (no really) boyfriend and have sex with you a lot?

Slip her a mickey? Or tell her how great of a receiver you are.

by **pacino** » Thu Feb 03, 2011 22:41:29

the chick who stayed with me for a moth when she had nowhere to go is now a lesbian, after having three pretty crazy relationships in a row with guys

her gf is somewhat butch with spiky hair. ok.

by **td11** » Thu Feb 03, 2011 22:41:58

meatball wrote:
td11 wrote:how do you convince a girl whose body is a 10 to leave her hideous (no really) boyfriend and have sex with you a lot?

What's her face rated at?

like a 7ish.

she's one of those girls that always updates her fb status about how much she loves her boyfriend. he looks forty and has greasy hair.

by **meatball** » Thu Feb 03, 2011 22:42:28

td11 wrote:
meatball wrote:
td11 wrote:how do you convince a girl whose body is a 10 to leave her hideous (no really) boyfriend and have sex with you a lot?

What's her face rated at?

like a 7ish.

she's one of those girls that always updates her fb status about how much she loves her boyfriend. he looks forty and has greasy hair.

stay away. she makes bad decisions.

by **Slowhand** » Thu Feb 03, 2011 22:42:50

Eem wrote:Which of the Phillies tard boards has the biggest tards

we are through the looking glass here, people.

by **The Nightman Cometh** » Thu Feb 03, 2011 22:42:58

meatball wrote:
td11 wrote:
meatball wrote:
td11 wrote:how do you convince a girl whose body is a 10 to leave her hideous (no really) boyfriend and have sex with you a lot?

What's her face rated at?

like a 7ish.

she's one of those girls that always updates her fb status about how much she loves her boyfriend. he looks forty and has greasy hair.

stay away. she makes bad decisions.

also probably has AIDS

by **Trent Steele** » Thu Feb 03, 2011 22:43:01

td11 wrote:
meatball wrote:
td11 wrote:how do you convince a girl whose body is a 10 to leave her hideous (no really) boyfriend and have sex with you a lot?

What's her face rated at?

like a 7ish.

she's one of those girls that always updates her fb status about how much she loves her boyfriend. he looks forty and has greasy hair.

he must have money or a ruler in his pocket

by **WheelsFellOff** » Thu Feb 03, 2011 22:44:21

could always try the drunken lean

by **td11** » Thu Feb 03, 2011 22:44:41

she has red hair and has perky Ds. also has a ridiculous butt.

by **meatball** » Thu Feb 03, 2011 22:45:41

td11 wrote:she has red hair and has perky Ds. also has a ridiculous butt.

by **Eem** » Thu Feb 03, 2011 22:45:55

td11 wrote:she has red hair and has perky Ds. also has a ridiculous butt.

Let's have a look at her

by **WheelsFellOff** » Thu Feb 03, 2011 22:46:17

meat is the voice of a generation

by **pacino** » Thu Feb 03, 2011 22:46:25

are you kidding me, cant hold back tonight on the pics

by **Trent Steele** » Thu Feb 03, 2011 22:46:38

whats her first name

by **The Nightman Cometh** » Thu Feb 03, 2011 22:47:10

does anyone here have a foot fetish? its so weird.

by **meatball** » Thu Feb 03, 2011 22:47:15

Trent Steele wrote:whats her first name

and last

by **The Dude** » Thu Feb 03, 2011 22:47:32

this thread is like a philles playoff thread tonight

by **td11** » Thu Feb 03, 2011 22:47:37

yeah, yeah, hold on, nerds.

by **WheelsFellOff** » Thu Feb 03, 2011 22:47:52

meatball wrote:
Trent Steele wrote:whats her first name

and last

and shoe size

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