Why dont we do it in the RANDOM THOUGHTS thread

by **pacino** » Thu Feb 03, 2011 22:34:53

The Nightman Cometh wrote:Miley Cyrus or Selena Gomez?

miley

by **PrattRules** » Thu Feb 03, 2011 22:34:54

So, I used this line a couple weeks ago and it worked. This girl was talking about sex with her female friends so I naturally gravitated to the circle. When a pause broke in conversation, I drunkenly told everyone that I'm not a great sexual partner; however, I am the best receiver in all of Philadelphia. People have come from faraway lands to get my advice on how to receive oral. This actually worked. The girl's a 6.

The moral of the story: Use that story.

by **The Nightman Cometh** » Thu Feb 03, 2011 22:34:55

meatball wrote:
The Nightman Cometh wrote:
meatball wrote:gonna need help getting to 8k tonight. ask me something.

why do i suck at life

go

Hard to tell for sure, but it's probably rampant gayness.[/quote
interesting.

by **Trent Steele** » Thu Feb 03, 2011 22:35:22

The Nightman Cometh wrote:Miley Cyrus or Selena Gomez?

victoria justice

by **meatball** » Thu Feb 03, 2011 22:35:25

Woody wrote:
meatball wrote:gonna need help getting to 8k tonight. ask me something.

Crazy girl blowie?

Not tonight, but yet. Multiple. But she just got a lip ring yesterday, so fun's over for a few weeks. At least in that hole.

by **WheelsFellOff** » Thu Feb 03, 2011 22:35:46

td11 wrote:someone find that old hotties thread which we never actually finished

Don't have time to look for it

by **pacino** » Thu Feb 03, 2011 22:35:55

PrattRules wrote:So, I used this line a couple weeks ago and it worked. This girl was talking about sex with her female friends so I naturally gravitated to the circle. When a pause broke in conversation, I drunkenly told everyone that I'm not a great sexual partner; however, I am the best receiver in all of Philadelphia. People have come from faraway lands to get my advice on how to receive oral. This actually worked. The girl's a 6.

The moral of the story: Use that story.

adam carolla fan?

by **Eem** » Thu Feb 03, 2011 22:36:11

My amateur scouting department is promoting Miranda Cosgrove to Hi-A this year

by **meatball** » Thu Feb 03, 2011 22:36:26

Eem wrote:Which of the Phillies tard boards has the biggest tards

The original. Or ANYWHERE belmont HANGS out

by **td11** » Thu Feb 03, 2011 22:36:46

PrattRules wrote:So, I used this line a couple weeks ago and it worked. This girl was talking about sex with her female friends so I naturally gravitated to the circle. When a pause broke in conversation, I drunkenly told everyone that I'm not a great sexual partner; however, I am the best receiver in all of Philadelphia. People have come from faraway lands to get my advice on how to receive oral. This actually worked. The girl's a 6.

The moral of the story: Use that story.

wait, you used the word "receiver?" :lol:

by **WheelsFellOff** » Thu Feb 03, 2011 22:36:58

PrattRules wrote:So, I used this line a couple weeks ago and it worked. This girl was talking about sex with her female friends so I naturally gravitated to the circle. When a pause broke in conversation, I drunkenly told everyone that I'm not a great sexual partner; however, I am the best receiver in all of Philadelphia. People have come from faraway lands to get my advice on how to receive oral. This actually worked. The girl's a 6.

The moral of the story: Use that story.

Be careful saying that around certain parts of town friend.

by **The Nightman Cometh** » Thu Feb 03, 2011 22:37:12

Woody wrote:
The Nightman Cometh wrote:
Woody wrote:Abs are mostly diet (so I've read)

I was only 140!

Now I'm 160. I was 125 in April of 2009. el oh el.

Dude I thought you were some roidy meathead. Calvinballs would smack you around!

Heh, nah but I'm on the higher end of the scale for my age and height apparently. my doctor actually recently insinuated I was using steroids. Also there might be something wrong with my thyroid, so that is awesome.

by **PrattRules** » Thu Feb 03, 2011 22:37:33

pacino wrote:
PrattRules wrote:So, I used this line a couple weeks ago and it worked. This girl was talking about sex with her female friends so I naturally gravitated to the circle. When a pause broke in conversation, I drunkenly told everyone that I'm not a great sexual partner; however, I am the best receiver in all of Philadelphia. People have come from faraway lands to get my advice on how to receive oral. This actually worked. The girl's a 6.

The moral of the story: Use that story.

adam carolla fan?

YES. It did work though.

by **meatball** » Thu Feb 03, 2011 22:37:42

The Nightman Cometh wrote:Miley Cyrus or Selena Gomez?

Give me a sec...

Just googled, and it turns out Selena Gomez is 19. So her.

by **td11** » Thu Feb 03, 2011 22:39:17

how do you convince a girl whose body is a 10 to leave her hideous (no really) boyfriend and have sex with you a lot?

by **td11** » Thu Feb 03, 2011 22:39:38

i miss college

by **The Nightman Cometh** » Thu Feb 03, 2011 22:39:58

The Nightman Cometh wrote:
Woody wrote:
The Nightman Cometh wrote:
Woody wrote:Abs are mostly diet (so I've read)

I was only 140!

Now I'm 160. I was 125 in April of 2009. el oh el.

Dude I thought you were some roidy meathead. Calvinballs would smack you around!

Heh, nah but I'm on the higher end of the scale for my age and height apparently. my doctor actually recently insinuated I was using steroids. Also there might be something wrong with my thyroid, so that is awesome.

oh and i haven't used any supplements in 8 months, so its not that this time. endocrinologist. just sounds scary.

by **td11** » Thu Feb 03, 2011 22:40:02

WERE DA F*CK MAX GIBSON'S WIFE AT SON

by **meatball** » Thu Feb 03, 2011 22:40:10

td11 wrote:how do you convince a girl whose body is a 10 to leave her hideous (no really) boyfriend and have sex with you a lot?

What's her face rated at?

by **Eem** » Thu Feb 03, 2011 22:40:25

td11 wrote:WERE DA F*CK MAX GIBSON'S WIFE AT SON

The seven wonders of the world today were... my god

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