elderly woman behind the counter in a small RANDOM town

by **SK790** » Tue Jan 04, 2011 14:28:39

3.5 hours of work to go and I'm out of stuff to waste time. This is going to be a long afternoon.

by **jerseyhoya** » Tue Jan 04, 2011 14:46:29

MegaMillions

That's a lot of money

by **drsmooth** » Tue Jan 04, 2011 15:02:45

SK790 wrote:3.5 hours of work to go and I'm out of stuff to waste time. This is going to be a long afternoon.

you could ponder my theory that in our postmodern, postindustrial age we have outrun productive activity; that is, in western industrial societies there is much less for each of us usefully to do, on average, than has been the case in times past. And that we should recalibrate our expectations, & our distribution of input returns, accordingly.

or just take a nap.

by **SK790** » Tue Jan 04, 2011 15:31:31

drsmooth wrote:
SK790 wrote:3.5 hours of work to go and I'm out of stuff to waste time. This is going to be a long afternoon.

you could ponder my theory that in our postmodern, postindustrial age we have outrun productive activity; that is, in western industrial societies there is much less for each of us usefully to do, on average, than has been the case in times past. And that we should recalibrate our expectations, & our distribution of input returns, accordingly.

or just take a nap.

Hard to nap when your boss's office has a window to the room you're working in.

by **CalvinBall** » Tue Jan 04, 2011 15:33:21

my best friend is having his second baby right now. well his wife is but whatever. im no where near having my second baby. makes me kinda sad.

by **Barry Jive** » Tue Jan 04, 2011 15:35:32

are you coming onto me?

by **drsmooth** » Tue Jan 04, 2011 15:44:28

SK790 wrote:Hard to nap when your boss's office has a window to the room you're working in.

your job sucks

by **The Crimson Cyclone** » Tue Jan 04, 2011 15:57:16

SK790 wrote:
drsmooth wrote:
SK790 wrote:3.5 hours of work to go and I'm out of stuff to waste time. This is going to be a long afternoon.

you could ponder my theory that in our postmodern, postindustrial age we have outrun productive activity; that is, in western industrial societies there is much less for each of us usefully to do, on average, than has been the case in times past. And that we should recalibrate our expectations, & our distribution of input returns, accordingly.

or just take a nap.

Hard to nap when your boss's office has a window to the room you're working in.

1) "accidentally" break the window

2) repair the window with cardboard and duct tape

3) take a nap

by **Soren** » Tue Jan 04, 2011 15:58:44

my boss's office having a direct view of her cube does not prevent the woman behind me from

1: Screaming at her senile mother to take her pills twice daily
2: Making less than 30 calls a day (the calls take about a minute)
3: Taking frequent naps.

by **Soren** » Tue Jan 04, 2011 15:59:45

Can someone find me an article on the dangers of mass forwarding emails that I can mass forward?

by 1 » Tue Jan 04, 2011 16:00:45

Soren wrote:Can someone find me an article on the dangers of mass forwarding emails that I can mass forward?

pretty sure it's illegal in australia. maybe do some research on that.

by **jerseyhoya** » Tue Jan 04, 2011 16:20:21

jerseyhoya wrote:MegaMillions

That's a lot of money

The 7-Eleven was hopping. Had trouble finding a parking spot.

I'm pretty sure I've got the winner.

by **Woody** » Tue Jan 04, 2011 16:21:51

If you win Mega Millions, can you build BSG Island

by **td11** » Tue Jan 04, 2011 16:37:20

Barry Jive wrote:are you coming onto me?

by **SK790** » Tue Jan 04, 2011 16:48:58

The Crimson Cyclone wrote:
SK790 wrote:
drsmooth wrote:
SK790 wrote:3.5 hours of work to go and I'm out of stuff to waste time. This is going to be a long afternoon.

you could ponder my theory that in our postmodern, postindustrial age we have outrun productive activity; that is, in western industrial societies there is much less for each of us usefully to do, on average, than has been the case in times past. And that we should recalibrate our expectations, & our distribution of input returns, accordingly.

or just take a nap.

Hard to nap when your boss's office has a window to the room you're working in.

1) "accidentally" break the window

2) repair the window with cardboard and duct tape

3) take a nap

I work in a room with 4-6 other forecasters. Although I guess this could be a team effort and we can all nap.

by **The Nightman Cometh** » Tue Jan 04, 2011 17:20:00

I like my avatar

by **Soren** » Tue Jan 04, 2011 17:26:36

holy crap, it's so cool.

by **kruker** » Tue Jan 04, 2011 19:25:07

interview went well. was pretty much told that as long as my background check doesnt reveal me to be a fuckup that i've got the job. i'm now paranoid.

by **jerseyhoya** » Tue Jan 04, 2011 20:35:54

ESPN_Michelle
Seeing as there's a 50/50 chance I win the Mega Millions tonight...I may or may not be at work tomorrow!! Good luck to us all.

by **TenuredVulture** » Tue Jan 04, 2011 20:36:58

http://www.cockeyed.com/citizen/poker/l ... tor100.php

I've run the numbers I've picked through the simulator over 3000 times, they haven't won yet. So, they must be due to come up soon.

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