elderly woman behind the counter in a small RANDOM town

by **MrsVox** » Mon Dec 27, 2010 16:19:49

Our power went out a few hours ago. My mom came up to me and asked if we could flush the toilet without power...

by **Bucky** » Mon Dec 27, 2010 16:28:23

Well, maybe she thinks you have well water...... :lol:

by **swishnicholson** » Mon Dec 27, 2010 16:29:13

MrsVox wrote:Our power went out a few hours ago. My mom came up to me and asked if we could flush the toilet without power...

I hope you replied with gravity.

by **CalvinBall** » Mon Dec 27, 2010 16:52:35

i worked at this camp once that served about 500 kids a week. there was this real bad storm that took the power out for about 24 hours. the toliets would not flush w/o electricity so we had to go around dumping buckets of water in all the toilets to flush them. that was the day i learned that girls bowel movements are more disgusting than guys.

by **drsmooth** » Mon Dec 27, 2010 17:28:51

CalvinBall wrote:i worked at this camp once that served about 500 kids a week. there was this real bad storm that took the power out for about 24 hours. the toliets would not flush w/o electricity so we had to go around dumping buckets of water in all the toilets to flush them. that was the day i learned that girls bowel movements are more disgusting than guys.

take it to the Talk About Bowels Here! thread...?

by **Phan In Phlorida** » Mon Dec 27, 2010 17:30:36

swishnicholson wrote:
MrsVox wrote:Our power went out a few hours ago. My mom came up to me and asked if we could flush the toilet without power...

I hope you replied with gravity.

The gravity went out too.

by **WilliamC** » Mon Dec 27, 2010 17:31:14

Ancient Egypt is about the most fascinating thing this world has to offer. And their names were all awesome.

by **MrsVox** » Mon Dec 27, 2010 17:41:46

swishnicholson wrote:
MrsVox wrote:Our power went out a few hours ago. My mom came up to me and asked if we could flush the toilet without power...

I hope you replied with gravity.

I told her we have electric toilets.

by **z ipper** » Mon Dec 27, 2010 18:23:53

keep getting stuff about how peco's rates are going up big time and i should switch. but that's from another electric company. peco said it'll be about 10 bucks a year. is anyone switching?

by **Bakestar** » Mon Dec 27, 2010 18:28:18

MrsVox wrote:
swishnicholson wrote:
MrsVox wrote:Our power went out a few hours ago. My mom came up to me and asked if we could flush the toilet without power...

I hope you replied with gravity.

I told her we have electric toilets.

Yeah then why don't you get shocked when you pee in them?

/PiP Pipperson

by **jerseyhoya** » Mon Dec 27, 2010 18:31:35

I am surprised how bad the primary roads around town are. Did we sell the plows in the budget cuts?

by **CFP** » Mon Dec 27, 2010 19:13:19

I still think it's funny that T-Mac does the commercial voiceover for Winner Ford and just sounds like a generic car commercial voice guy

by **jerseyhoya** » Mon Dec 27, 2010 20:04:04

Really thought the UConn Pitt game was at 7

Damnit

by **SK790** » Mon Dec 27, 2010 20:15:20

So my company got sold. Uh Oh.

by **CalvinBall** » Mon Dec 27, 2010 20:18:29

oh wow. did they tell you what that means for your job?

by **SK790** » Mon Dec 27, 2010 20:34:56

There was a meeting at 9:30 this morning, but I was transitioning from day shift to midnights and decided so skip it so I could sleep. I'm going curling in an hour or so with some coworkers so I'll know after that. I don't think any jobs are being cut, though.

by **Slowhand** » Mon Dec 27, 2010 22:43:24

curling, eh?

by **Barry Jive** » Tue Dec 28, 2010 01:40:27

getting RT'd and then @ messaged by The 701 Level and then @ messaged by Bakestar was probably the coolest 10 seconds of my week

And it actually all started because I used the word that insinuates someone has a very personal relationship with poultry. My friend said he uses the phrase "dick bagel," which implies someone was having some sort of sex with a bagel.

by **Barry Jive** » Tue Dec 28, 2010 01:57:19

i wonder which i actually like more, Wowee Zowee or Brighten the Corners? i should probably stay up for a couple more hours to investigate

by **jerseyhoya** » Tue Dec 28, 2010 03:21:31

WilliamC wrote:I have a very generous holiday season as far as the time off. When I am off work I drink like a fiend. I don't think I have been sober for over a week. I might be an alcoholic.

Functioning well still, but I need to quit I think.

I only drink at night so I get plenty of sobriety mixed in. My problem is I get into ruts where I start drinking at 9 or 10 and have 5-6 whiskey cokes before falling asleep at 3 for a bunch of nights in a row. From Christmas Eve till now on one of those. And basically guaranteed to do so for the next two nights w/ the Eagles game then Georgetown, and my brother and I in town at my parents'.

The 30th should be sober. Hopefully after New Years I get into a good reading rut. Have the Follett, Clancy and Baldacci books to read before the second semester starts.

Hah, my dad just had an Evan neat after finishing his handle of Dewars. I never had a chance.

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