elderly woman behind the counter in a small RANDOM town

by **Bucky** » Thu Dec 23, 2010 14:27:05

Phight On! wrote:US Marshals are no f'ing joke. I did absolutely nothing wrong. Some dude I barely know killed someone (maybe 2 people) in Virginia and is on the run. Still I was in the wrong place at the wrong time and ended up handcuffed in the back of a SUV for 2 hours while they drove around breaking down doors. I have no idea where he is going but I can only assume they are tracking his cell phone and he is heading north. I think the only reason they broke my balls is because when they showed me a picture of him and asked if I knew him I said "No". I guess they got pissed because I didn't even look at the picture before I answered. Oh well we live and learn.

it just occurred to me that the marshals are probably now reading all about the exploits of us lame philles phans. Hi guys!

by **VoxOrion** » Thu Dec 23, 2010 14:33:32

What Phight failed to mention is that the picture was of a Harry and Whitey bobblehead, so you better not get too smart.

by **karn** » Thu Dec 23, 2010 14:56:47

i was just about to comment that the lack of feedback that story got is insane. but i guess that's the price you pay when you're phight on and that's like a pretty average day in your life

by **kruker** » Thu Dec 23, 2010 15:02:42

jerseyhoya wrote:Receiving a Festivus text from pacino is so far the highlight of my morning

I've got a Festivus party tonight. I've also been nominated to take on the head of house in the feats of strength.

In other drunken news, I went back to the bar last night where I attempted to break the 64 oz margarita record. I finished 4 and was on my 5th when my friends cut me. My new nickname is apparently Forrest Whitaker because of the positioning of my eyes as the night progressed. I did get a round of applause from the bartenders.....sadly, something I will always remember.

by **drsmooth** » Thu Dec 23, 2010 16:14:46

Bucky wrote:
td11 wrote:pics plz

edit: amber leigh hartman, yall.

this has potential but needs captions or voiceover

by **td11** » Thu Dec 23, 2010 16:16:11

drsmooth wrote:
Bucky wrote:
td11 wrote:pics plz

edit: amber leigh hartman, yall.

this has potential but needs captions or voiceover

(not pictured: big ben)

by **Grotewold** » Thu Dec 23, 2010 17:00:19

His splitta goes deep, so deep, so deep put her ass ta sleep

by **Bill McNeal** » Thu Dec 23, 2010 17:11:19

by **jerseyhoya** » Thu Dec 23, 2010 17:13:51

zoowithroy
Delaware's toll plaza is the stupidest stupid in the stupid of oh good god Jesus Christ!!!!!!!

ZWR spits truth

by **drsmooth** » Thu Dec 23, 2010 17:50:49

Bill McNeal wrote:

that's gentle ben?

by **The Dude** » Thu Dec 23, 2010 19:47:34

Think I saw Housh today but was blinded by the wind

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Thu Dec 23, 2010 19:50:08

yeah, I was mostly sure that was you. no way I was gonna stop you and ask if you agreed that it was, in fact, cold out.

by **The Dude** » Thu Dec 23, 2010 19:53:38

my face looks like i was slapped by a large man for 20 minutes by the time i get to work

by **Barry Jive** » Thu Dec 23, 2010 19:58:00

my roommate and i were walking through the eyetalian market today and it started gusting. some fortysomething dude starts going "F*CK! F*CK-ING F*CK!"

probably the funniest random gratuitous swearing in public i've heard

by **pacino** » Thu Dec 23, 2010 20:40:03

had a fifteen minute walk today and forgot my hat. BAD DECISION. wind sucks

by **Barry Jive** » Thu Dec 23, 2010 21:12:04

i forgot to eat dinner

uh ohhhh

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Fri Dec 24, 2010 12:22:26

just had a chicken noodle soup and thinking of having a second

by **Barry Jive** » Fri Dec 24, 2010 13:19:12

pretty sure this lesbian girl is sort of into me. so check back for the heartbreak

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Fri Dec 24, 2010 13:21:07

dude last time that happened to me I got the shit beat out of me and left for dead in an alley

just sayin

(although the time before that I got a rell nice story out of the deal)

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Fri Dec 24, 2010 13:28:40

I love how my cat has no clue the huge adventure she's about to go on

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elderly woman behind the counter in a small RANDOM town