Don Kirshner's Random Thoughts Concert

by **dajafi** » Sat Nov 06, 2010 13:21:19

The phrase "Three True Outcomes of Porn" just occurred to me. Will throw it open to the room for what they might be...

by **Swiggers** » Sat Nov 06, 2010 13:35:02

dajafi wrote:The phrase "Three True Outcomes of Porn" just occurred to me. Will throw it open to the room for what they might be...

Every porn scene these days seems to have the same outcome: the guy 'sploding on the girl's face.

by **Bakestar** » Sat Nov 06, 2010 13:38:27

Well, glad we didn't beat around the bush on that... (yes lulz)

by **TenuredVulture** » Sat Nov 06, 2010 14:23:55

I think it's three outcomes of watching porn--self gratification, coupling, and getting busted.

by **dajafi** » Sat Nov 06, 2010 16:29:29

Swiggers wrote:
dajafi wrote:The phrase "Three True Outcomes of Porn" just occurred to me. Will throw it open to the room for what they might be...

Every porn scene these days seems to have the same outcome: the guy 'sploding on the girl's face.

Unlike the old days. When just the subtle lift of a petticoat to show some sweet, sweet ankle accomplished the same result.

by **Phan In Phlorida** » Sat Nov 06, 2010 18:10:55

dajafi wrote:The phrase "Three True Outcomes of Porn" just occurred to me. Will throw it open to the room for what they might be...

Four, if you include blindness.

Perhaps we'd be best served if we pass this query along to Ryan Madson? Or Paul Byrd? (with regards to both, the term "windup" might have a completely different connotation)

by **Trent Steele** » Sat Nov 06, 2010 21:44:08

TURN BACK YOUR CLOCKS TONIGHT!

We gon sleep

by **Bucky** » Sat Nov 06, 2010 22:03:19

man do i miss the days when we'd go to a bar and at 1:59 they'd turn the clock back an hour and we'd get to drink for another hour

:ce:

by **jerseyhoya** » Sat Nov 06, 2010 23:08:36

Feels like an eternity since the last time the Giants played

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Sat Nov 06, 2010 23:38:31

jesus Jolly's piano guy, stick to the Billy Joel. these Lady Gaga Andre 3000 covers aren't working

by **philliesphhan** » Sun Nov 07, 2010 03:30:41

Not quite sure if it's 2:30am EST or 1:30 right now

by **td11** » Sun Nov 07, 2010 11:42:24

every one has a boyfriend

by **pacino** » Sun Nov 07, 2010 12:03:57

a coffee/hot chocolate (since i dont drink coffee) thing was just cancelled at the last minute...at least i got the message right before i was set to go in the shower. it's less crushing for that second when i'm not already dressed and ready to go. now i can do nothing all day, so there's that

by **kruker** » Sun Nov 07, 2010 12:07:06

Cheer up Pacino,

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1loyjm4SOa0[/youtube]

by **pacino** » Sun Nov 07, 2010 12:10:07

spencer hawes and tony battie will lift my spirits

by **kimbatiste** » Sun Nov 07, 2010 12:17:59

I think Philly goes 3-0 today meaning Eagles and Flyers win, Sixers lose.

by **WheelsFellOff** » Sun Nov 07, 2010 12:58:46

(1) can Chunky Roadhouse Chili
(1) can refried beans
(1) small block velveeta (diced)

Throw that shit in a bowl, microwave it, grab some chips, then eat it with your face

by **Bucky** » Sun Nov 07, 2010 13:00:11

Step 3: OPEN ALL WINDOWS

by **WheelsFellOff** » Sun Nov 07, 2010 13:01:34

I fart therefore I am

by **Phan In Phlorida** » Sun Nov 07, 2010 13:15:50

I haven't farted in like a week, and now my back hurts.

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