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Postby Wolfgang622 » Mon Sep 13, 2010 10:53:04

cartersDad26 wrote:
1 wrote:my brother-in-law is an idiot. there- i said (typed) it.


Arent all brothers in laws idiots by definition? I'm sure mine think i'm one.


Not my brother-in-law. He wants to be a senator some day, and I think he could actually make that happen. Then it's government sinecure for me, baby!
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Postby Soren » Mon Sep 13, 2010 10:56:14

BigEd76 wrote:
Soren wrote:I'm sure TATE is reacting like a nuclear weapon has been detonated in a major US city


Everyone's on the Vick bandwagon already


that's my facebook feed right now

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AFTER WEEK ONE WE ALREADY KNOW WHO THE EAGLES QB IS GOING TO BE
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Postby gpicaro » Mon Sep 13, 2010 11:05:26

Soren wrote:
BigEd76 wrote:
Soren wrote:I'm sure TATE is reacting like a nuclear weapon has been detonated in a major US city


Everyone's on the Vick bandwagon already


that's my facebook feed right now

GO MCNABB
STARTING QB FROM VT: MICHAEL VICK
AFTER WEEK ONE WE ALREADY KNOW WHO THE EAGLES QB IS GOING TO BE


I posted this in the Eagles thread, but here's some of the annoying philly.com article titles from today:

"Vick may give Birds best shot"
"Start Vick vs. Lions next week"
"Stage set for possible Eagles' quarterback controversy"
"Eagles have quarterback controversy"
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Postby Bill McNeal » Mon Sep 13, 2010 11:10:56

Bakestar wrote:Lesson learned in New Orleans: Don't drink things named after natural disasters or munitions.


Handgrenade + Hurricane + a few really big $2 draft beers from a guy selling them out of a doorway = me puking on a wall in the ritz carlton. 8-)
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Postby Woody » Mon Sep 13, 2010 11:12:29

Hurricane pukes are the worst. Especially Hurricanes topped off with 151
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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Mon Sep 13, 2010 11:52:40

so the russians tricked us into putting up a statue of a massive vagina

http://www.911monument.com/

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Postby SK790 » Mon Sep 13, 2010 13:24:00

I love the "premium" board on PE.com. Basically filled with the same nonsense as the regular board, only with an undeserved sense of superiority and better grammar. (sorry for giving away the big secret, Ed!)

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Postby Woody » Mon Sep 13, 2010 13:35:10

Houshphandzadeh wrote:so the russians tricked us into putting up a statue of a massive vagina

http://www.911monument.com/


wait what, is that real
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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Mon Sep 13, 2010 13:40:55

maybe I got suckered? I sure hope it isn't real

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Postby Woody » Mon Sep 13, 2010 13:41:48

would be awesome if the ball in the middle was actually a little dude in a boat
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Postby lethal » Mon Sep 13, 2010 13:42:35

The site says its in Bayonne, NJ and has directions to there. It'd be a really elaborate hoax.

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Postby phatj » Mon Sep 13, 2010 13:43:41

SK790 wrote:I love the "premium" board on PE.com. Basically filled with the same nonsense as the regular board, only with an undeserved sense of superiority and better grammar. (sorry for giving away the big secret, Ed!)

I'd pay for better grammar.
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Postby lethal » Mon Sep 13, 2010 13:44:34

It it really at the end of a dry dock near where aircraft carriers are repaired?

Image

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Postby swishnicholson » Mon Sep 13, 2010 14:12:20

Woody wrote:would be awesome if the ball in the middle was actually a little dude in a boat


I was about to say, at least that one I could find.
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Postby swishnicholson » Mon Sep 13, 2010 14:20:03

It would make sense anatomically. Having lived in Jersey City I can say it's pretty much the anus of the US, making Bayonne the taint.
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Postby swishnicholson » Mon Sep 13, 2010 14:37:40

Houshphandzadeh wrote:so the russians tricked us into putting up a statue of a massive vagina

http://www.911monument.com/


It's interesting that the major fame of this monument seems to be that it's been in a viral email insinuating that "The Press" has been keeping it a secret, and that it seems to be circulating now when the monument will probably have to be moved. An actual grass roots email campaign might have some effect, but it would mean actual looking at information in "The Press" rather than passing something along that's probably about four years old.

Although maybe there is some sort of campaign going on like that, I don't know.
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Postby jerseyhoya » Mon Sep 13, 2010 15:29:22

Woody wrote:
Houshphandzadeh wrote:so the russians tricked us into putting up a statue of a massive vagina

http://www.911monument.com/


wait what, is that real


They showed it during the Giants game yesterday

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Postby Woody » Mon Sep 13, 2010 15:30:54

Did Eli run in fear?
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Postby jerseyhoya » Mon Sep 13, 2010 15:38:49

Moose and Kenny Albert were so happy that they got a chance to see it on Saturday in person. I was so confused that it actually existed.

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Postby Bucky » Mon Sep 13, 2010 15:40:01

If anyone left their briefcase in a shopping cart at the Lowe's on Mill Road in Upper Providence, it's about to get blowed up like that horsie

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