Nobody Messes with Pac! Not even Random Thoughts!!

by **Bakestar** » Thu Aug 19, 2010 16:37:07

I generally hate this guy's sportswriting, but this is just crushing.

by **TenuredVulture** » Thu Aug 19, 2010 17:03:02

I'm surprised this isn't more common in Arkansas.

by **Phan In Phlorida** » Thu Aug 19, 2010 18:39:33

TenuredVulture wrote:I'm surprised this isn't more common in Arkansas.

Wet seats in Porsche, wet sofa on porch. Tomato, tomahto.

by **The Dude** » Thu Aug 19, 2010 19:21:29

neighbors taking the fight outside tonight. i hope they're like cats and if they fight early and get it out of their systems they'll sleep tonight

by **TenuredVulture** » Thu Aug 19, 2010 19:26:34

Phan In Phlorida wrote:
TenuredVulture wrote:I'm surprised this isn't more common in Arkansas.

Wet seats in Porsche, wet sofa on porch. Tomato, tomahto.

I meant people starting fires using their leaf blowers to dry stuff.

by **CalvinBall** » Fri Aug 20, 2010 00:42:36

in elementary school a classmate put his shorts in the toaster oven to dry them bc they were too damp to wear to school. well his mom put them there. anyways they caught on fire and burned the toaster oven up. i know this bc i remember that day he brought in his burned, crisp shorts to show to the class.

by **pacino** » Fri Aug 20, 2010 02:59:15

ok, i want a one night stand now, right now. lets go

by **td11** » Fri Aug 20, 2010 03:02:04

with calvinballs?

also, in 7 hrs i have a date with girl who's pretty awesome. but then she'll be in japan for the entire fall semester.

by **pacino** » Fri Aug 20, 2010 03:11:40

nice td. DO IT, play it smooth. be a gentlmen, unless these chumps on this site.

on a side note, i just signed up for a dating website and messaged 15 different latina chicks and no one else. when does it become a fetish?

by **td11** » Fri Aug 20, 2010 03:24:43

probably at 7 or so. good luck, pacman.

yeah she's cool enough that i'll keep up w her through the semester. i think i wanna see her again.

by **pacino** » Fri Aug 20, 2010 03:44:36

oh well. guess i'm a freak

good look td, don't get too attached but you never know

by **td11** » Fri Aug 20, 2010 03:57:47

yea, weird situation a bit. should be interesting, if nothing else. actually this is kinda good bc i should be single for some more time.

by **Woody** » Fri Aug 20, 2010 08:43:12

by **Barry Jive** » Fri Aug 20, 2010 09:39:59

I seriously want to hang out with Gil and Shep (assuming it's actually two different guys, which is unlikely). That schtick is right in my wheelhouse.

actually come to think of it there's at least a 75% chance it's karn anyway

by **pacino** » Fri Aug 20, 2010 10:55:29

my friend as roofied (flooried?) last night. scary situation, i dont even know when she put her drink down

by **Woody** » Fri Aug 20, 2010 11:02:45

pacino you need to move and hang out at different places. First mugged now date raped

by **pacino** » Fri Aug 20, 2010 11:25:33

it's reading, what can i say

luckily whoever did that couldn't follow through because we left with her. she just felt the effects a little bit after

by **Wizlah** » Fri Aug 20, 2010 11:26:00

the shit they put on a new laptop these days. Boot the fucker up for the first time, and there's all . . . this . . . clutter.

goddamn.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Fri Aug 20, 2010 11:31:56

I need some pho

someone tell me about the pho place in center city I don't know about

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Fri Aug 20, 2010 11:35:53

I can't believe people take the time and spend the money to produce all these mildly funny videos

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