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Postby Bakestar » Mon Aug 16, 2010 17:40:08

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PrattRules wrote:When I was 12, my doctor told me I would grow to be about 6'3 or 6'4. I'm 6 feet even. I'll take it, I guess, but those extra 3 inches would have been great.

Yeah, me too. I was wearing size 13 shoes by age 12 when I was still under five feet tall. My feet never got any bigger and I stopped growing at 6 feet.


I'm just under 6'4" but with teeny tiny size 12 feet and li'l hands.
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Postby The Crimson Cyclone » Mon Aug 16, 2010 18:35:00

So I had to give my 9 year old son the Heimlich maneuver at dinner 20 minutes ago. He was choking on a big wad of cheese from our pizza dinner.

scary moment to say the least, I am so thankful for Boy Scouts and the emergency training/first aid I learned from it
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Postby WheelsFellOff » Mon Aug 16, 2010 18:38:41

Tell him he's not allowed to eat pizza again until he completes a 10-page paper on why humans have not yet acquired the ability to breath cheese.
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Postby td11 » Mon Aug 16, 2010 18:43:45

:lol:

i choked on a piece of gum when i was a kid and my dad thought i was joking or something. thank god for moms!
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Postby z ipper » Mon Aug 16, 2010 18:56:41

i much prefer a waitress to a waiter

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Postby phatj » Mon Aug 16, 2010 19:15:38

z ipper wrote:i much prefer a waitress to a waiter

What if he's hot?
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Postby td11 » Mon Aug 16, 2010 19:24:47

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Postby td11 » Mon Aug 16, 2010 19:39:53

whats up w/ politics
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Postby z ipper » Mon Aug 16, 2010 20:19:00

turned the corner today and literally bumped into sam dalembert. he said sorry but it was probably my fault.

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Postby Didn't I? » Mon Aug 16, 2010 20:21:43

z ipper wrote:turned the corner today and literally bumped into sam dalembert. he said sorry but it was probably my fault.


You must have been on your way into the basket.

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Postby Rev_Beezer » Mon Aug 16, 2010 22:01:51

I am pissed off majorly.

I ordered three Transformers (Optimus Prime, Soundwave, and Thrust) from K-Mart's website, they just came out and they're patterned off the new War for Cybertron game.

I get them really quick. Except they are NOT THE THREE I ORDERED. THEY ARE THREE FROM THE STUPID FREAKIN' MOVIE. I call K-Mart. K MART'S SOLUTION IS TO HAVE ME DRIVE UP TO WILLIAMSPORT WHERE THEY ARE IN STOCK. I JUST PAID SHIPPING TO DRIVE A HALF HOUR FOR FREAKING ROBOTS THAT TURN INTO TRUCKS AND PLANES.

Pissed me off. I have no time to drive to Williamsport. THE NEAREST K-MART IS LIKE 5 MINUTES FROM MY HOUSE. I JUST WANTED TRANSFORMING ROBOTS. THE RIGHT ONES. Grrrrrrr..........

Sorry, that was all Facebook-venting like.
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Postby pacino » Mon Aug 16, 2010 22:02:37

are these action figures
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Postby The Dude » Mon Aug 16, 2010 22:07:16

world series episode of it's always sunny making me nostalgic

we really need cliff lee
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Postby pacino » Mon Aug 16, 2010 22:12:35

i've only ever seen some women drunk, and seeing pictures of them in a sober state is very enlightening as to how non-attractive they actually are
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Postby Rev_Beezer » Mon Aug 16, 2010 22:16:31

pacino wrote:are these action figures


Yes.
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Postby BigEd76 » Mon Aug 16, 2010 22:39:15

I won't acknowledge any TF figure made after 1988

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Postby Barry Jive » Tue Aug 17, 2010 04:18:11

there was a chick at Nat'l Mechanics who kept (loudly) freestyle singing to what the bands were playing, and she was good but it was clearly disruptive

she had this awesome big breasted Dazed and Confused look going on though so nobody said anything
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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Tue Aug 17, 2010 09:23:27

you try to explain to people that your apartment just isn't big enough for a two day visit. they don't listen

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Postby CFP » Tue Aug 17, 2010 10:27:29

Lou Gehrig might not have had Lou Gehrig's disease?

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Postby TenuredVulture » Tue Aug 17, 2010 12:05:37

It's been awhile since I've seen one of those Head On ads, but I recently saw some Head On at a local pharmacy bottom shelf of the headache remedies, less prominent than the BC Powder.
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