Took a call today at work from the sister of famous model. I didn't know this until the very end of the call,yet I knew I was talking to a beautiful woman. How is it possible to sound so beautiful on the phone?
"No woman can call herself free who does not control her own body."
i'm eating this box of tagalongs in its entirety as a lesson....don't fuck with me....unless you've got more tagalongs or samoas...then i'm willing to negotiate.
"Everybody's a critic. This wasn't an aesthetic endeavor."
dumb drunk moments come with the territory. get used to them. better to learn not to get hung up on them then to try and prevent them....unless you plan on goin' all 18th amendment. that's been my experience at least.
"Everybody's a critic. This wasn't an aesthetic endeavor."
I made an amazingly gay noise when I found out we won tonight. Like told the cousin of a cousin who told me if he was lying to me that I would kill him to make up for how queer my cry of glee was when I found out 9-2 didn't mean lose.
Roy Halladay just pitched a masterful Game 7 of the 2011 World Series in my video game Unfortunately, it was for the Blue Jays and I was managing the Padres In case anyone is wondering, it was in that fairly crappy MLB Front Office Manager game, which is perplexingly addicting, despite its crappy controls, programming, and interface.
I went to bed after Fallon last night and woke up at 7 a.m. because work was shorthanded and needed people to come in early. I have no idea how I woke up or agreed to do it but I got here at 8 and I'm here til 10 p.m. And I'm coming back at 11 a.m. tomorrow. Gonna be tough to get in my drinking tonight but as Roger Rabbit says, where there's a will there's a way.
no offense but you are everything that's wrong with America