I have more than 43k posts on this message board, so I don't need TV to waste time. It just doesn't help.

vanderbilt looks nice

Barry Jive wrote:

Werthless wrote:It's lame how proud they are. "This hoax brought to you by our sponsors, famous for other exploits such as Hoax You've Never Heard Of Number 1 and Hoax That Sounds Dumb Number 2"

reminds me of that other hoax, when someone said it was the future date that Marty and Doc travel to in Back to the Future II, and even went so far as to Photoshop a picture of the meter in the Delorean showing the date. Like, why would you even lie about that?

How did they even fool anyone with that? I thought they went to 2015.

Also, I guess that "actress" will have a promising career in silent films.

Lady Antebellum's "Need You Now" is the Fat Chick National Anthem.

philliesphhan wrote:

Barry Jive wrote:

Werthless wrote:It's lame how proud they are. "This hoax brought to you by our sponsors, famous for other exploits such as Hoax You've Never Heard Of Number 1 and Hoax That Sounds Dumb Number 2"

reminds me of that other hoax, when someone said it was the future date that Marty and Doc travel to in Back to the Future II, and even went so far as to Photoshop a picture of the meter in the Delorean showing the date. Like, why would you even lie about that?

How did they even fool anyone with that? I thought they went to 2015.

that was also what I thought, but who was I to argue with thousands of retweets

aren't peaches supposed to be juicy inside? the ones i bought two days ago are pretty hard and have lost their orangey color

got yourself a mealy peach

Why do people get mad when you put the window down in the backseat when they have the air conditioning on in the front? The air conditioning just doesn't reach the back fast enough to alleviate the heat. The window has to come down if we just played basketball and am sweating. The air conditioning in the front still hits both people, so why are they mad? It's win-win.

I could see if a car has vents in the back or it's a long car ride, but it's not. I want to live in a world where air conditioning is used in the front and the window is used in the back during short, extreme rides of heat without sufficient venting in the back.

i got back at 340ish tonight to new of krod getting arrested at citi for beating up his own father in law

holy shit, the mets. just speechless

PrattRules wrote:Why do people get mad when you put the window down in the backseat when they have the air conditioning on in the front? The air conditioning just doesn't reach the back fast enough to alleviate the heat. The window has to come down if we just played basketball and am sweating. The air conditioning in the front still hits both people, so why are they mad? It's win-win.

I could see if a car has vents in the back or it's a long car ride, but it's not. I want to live in a world where air conditioning is used in the front and the window is used in the back during short, extreme rides of heat without sufficient venting in the back.

i get mad in that situation because having one window open fucks with my ears.

I hooked up with some random girl who turned out to be crazy on Friday. what fun let me tell you.

was she still crazy on saturday?

yeah, you rarely realize a girl is crazy the night of, calvin ball.

The Nightman Cometh wrote:yeah, you rarely realize a girl is crazy the night of, calvin ball.

Dave Mason used to croon "when it comes down to just 2, she ain't no crazier than you"

nope she's def crazy, doc

one in a million shot doc

The Nightman Cometh wrote:yeah, you rarely realize a girl is crazy the night of, calvin ball.

UR DOING IT WRONG

are you channeling the ghost of woody or something with these caps lock sentence fragments?

im pretty sure i did it right.