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Postby phatj » Wed Aug 04, 2010 20:03:37

The Nightman Cometh wrote:isn't that against the law

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Postby The Dude » Wed Aug 04, 2010 20:04:06

nope, when you get a salary job you will work for free a lot
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Postby The Nightman Cometh » Wed Aug 04, 2010 20:14:51

phatj wrote:
The Nightman Cometh wrote:isn't that against the law

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i can only assume republicans are behind this
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Postby The Savior » Wed Aug 04, 2010 20:15:02

The Dude wrote:nope, when you get a salary job you will work for free a lot


and by a lot he means like every day
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Postby Woody » Wed Aug 04, 2010 20:25:14

It's true. I exact my revenge by spending all the expected unofficial overtime dicking around on the internet

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Postby The Nightman Cometh » Wed Aug 04, 2010 20:28:26

so if you make hourly then they have to pay you time and a half
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Postby The Dude » Wed Aug 04, 2010 20:30:29

depends. technically, at my last job I was hourly, but still didn't get OT b/c of the designation
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Postby The Nightman Cometh » Wed Aug 04, 2010 20:39:42

well this just not at all how i thought all this worked
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Postby Phight On! » Wed Aug 04, 2010 20:42:20

You know that show "I Shouldn't Be Alive" on Discovery? At this point I think they could do a whole season on me alone. I wrapped my car around a tree doing about 40 mph on Monday and *only* walked away with a separated shoulder, tore a ligament between my forearm and wrist, a heart contusion (never even knew that was a possible), a concussion, 2 black eyes (I was wearing glasses), and a bunch of bumps and bruises. My back is sore but I didn't feel anything pop so that's a good sign. But obviously it could have been A LOT worse.

I hit so hard that the seatbelt bracket snapped in half and they had to cut the driver side door and brake pedal off so I could get out. I'm telling you it's going to take a fucking grizzly bear or some Tony Montana shit to kill my ass.

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Postby The Dude » Wed Aug 04, 2010 20:42:42

there's no way in hell i'd be bitching about working 14 straight days if OT was in the picture
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Postby Rev_Beezer » Wed Aug 04, 2010 20:47:15

Pacino, let me know where those people were. I want to get my replica Excalibur and start wandering around that neighborhood.

I want to be batman so bad.
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Postby Slowhand » Wed Aug 04, 2010 20:57:19

Phight, I'm kind of afraid to ask, but how did that happen?
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Postby TenuredVulture » Wed Aug 04, 2010 21:00:35

I want to know what kind of car that was, because despite the damage, it looks like it did a decent job protecting the driver. 40 mph head on is no joke.
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Postby phatj » Wed Aug 04, 2010 21:05:26

TenuredVulture wrote:I want to know what kind of car that was, because despite the damage, it looks like it did a decent job protecting the driver. 40 mph head on is no joke.

Looks like Detroit steel to me
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Postby Phight On! » Wed Aug 04, 2010 22:10:03

Slowhand wrote:Phight, I'm kind of afraid to ask, but how did that happen?


Just a dumb mistake. Hit a pothole and the car started pulling real hard to the left. I dropped something went to pick it up for like 2 seconds and when I looked up I was in the wrong lane with a car coming straight at me. I overcompensated to get back in my lane and hit a ditch that was like 2 feet from the street so half of the car was on the road the other half in the ditch. The brakes wouldn't work... Boom. The Fire Dept said they saw a trail of brake fluid when I went off the road.

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It was a Buick LeSabre that we were about to sell. This was my 2nd head on collision. I've mentioned it a bunch of times in the past but an old lady crossed into oncoming traffic and hit me and my wife exactly 4 weeks before our wedding day. That was a Mitsubishi and handled the impact much better imo.

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Not for nothing, but it's unbelievable how much your shoulder affects you without even realizing it. I have to hold my left arm up with my right hand at the perfect angle at all times or the pain is excruciating. I got like a Bob Dole thing going on except I can barely even hold a pen. My wife is handling everything I can't even wash my own hands or change shirts or button my own pants right now. This shit is no joke. Although unrelated when the trauma center did a CT scan they told me I have gall bladder disease so that's going to have to come out soon which is always nice to hear,
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Postby CalvinBall » Wed Aug 04, 2010 22:18:45

hey you can post on bsg! thats all you need!!


but seriously, glad it wasnt worse. glad youre ok relatively speaking.

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Postby momadance » Wed Aug 04, 2010 23:29:23

After many nights out of hilarity at the shore, I've gone ahead and registered meninjorts.com ... Good times to follow.

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Postby Wolfgang622 » Thu Aug 05, 2010 00:24:54

Bill McNeal wrote:Mandatory 12 hours of ot every week since the beginning of june. I'm tired of this.


People want to know why I work for a union, am a member of a union, love unions, and will be a union man until I am deep in the cold cold ground. This is why. Mandatory unpaid overtime is the shittiest of bullshit and should be illegal. If I were in charge, it would be.
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Postby The Nightman Cometh » Thu Aug 05, 2010 11:53:13

What the hell am I doing? This is the worst relationship possible. Yet I keep going back. At some point it stops being that I care about her and don't want to give up and starts being that I'm fucking crazy and need help as much as she does.

I can't even move on, my friends basically fucking gift wrapped two girls with fucking bows on their head and I still couldn't do it. AHHH. And how much of a whiny little bitch am I? How many dudes have this problem of all things? I sound like a fucking abused housewife.

I am THAT guy now. Fuck.
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Postby WheelsFellOff » Thu Aug 05, 2010 12:11:49

Phight On! wrote:I'm telling you it's going to take a $#@! grizzly bear or some Tony Montana $#@! to kill my ass.


Of course you know that after posting this you're likely to die by choking on a peanut or an infected papercut, right? Hopefully it's not soon though :wink:
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