td11 wrote:so jamiethekiller was out at the bars in newark tonight and happened to say "tee dee eleven" out loud and my freaking roomate/best friend heard him and informed me that "someone from bsg is here."
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by drsmooth » Sat Jun 26, 2010 20:25:51
appropos of wut
Yes, but in a double utley you can put your utley on top they other guy's utley, and you're the winner. (Swish)
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by drsmooth » Sat Jun 26, 2010 20:27:00
nytimes has a random & rambling essay on where we sex now, from camille, know less:
No Sex Please, We're Middle Class
http://www.nytimes.com/2010/06/27/opini ... ia.html?hp
and oh, shnap
No Sex Please, We're Middle Class
http://www.nytimes.com/2010/06/27/opini ... ia.html?hp
....thanks to a bourgeois white culture that values efficient bodies over voluptuous ones, American actresses have desexualized themselves, confusing sterile athleticism with female power. Their current Pilates-honed look is taut and tense — a boy’s thin limbs and narrow hips combined with amplified breasts. Contrast that with Latino and African-American taste, which runs toward the healthy silhouette of the bootylicious Beyoncé.
and oh, shnap
Late Madonna, in contrast, went bourgeois and turned scrawny. Madonna’s dance-track acolyte, Lady Gaga, with her compulsive overkill, is a high-concept fabrication without an ounce of genuine eroticism.
Yes, but in a double utley you can put your utley on top they other guy's utley, and you're the winner. (Swish)
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by The Savior » Sat Jun 26, 2010 21:21:52
my macbook has a crack. didn't drop it or anything. hairline in the top corner. going to apple tomorrow. less than a year old. i have the warranty, but how fuck'd am i?
On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how pissed is he?
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by MrsVox » Sat Jun 26, 2010 22:18:04
Voorhees twp has a checkpoint on the Cherry Hill border every once in a while, during the day. Not that I have anything to hide, except a sick kid playing DS.... and a cranky 3yo. But they are very serious about it.
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by CFP » Sat Jun 26, 2010 22:21:53
Yeah, as an underage kid, with two friends in the car (and my one friend looking really laid back and relaxed in the passenger seat) and me answering "where have you been tonight?" with "West Chester", the cop probably thought something was up. Oh well. My uncle was a state trooper, could have bailed me out of it had something actually happened.
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by Trent Steele » Sat Jun 26, 2010 23:14:25
I've decided to dedicate my life to watching Shakira videos on YouTube.
I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater.
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by Barry Jive » Sun Jun 27, 2010 04:45:52
not sure why but i always mix up phatj and lethal
no offense but you are everything that's wrong with America
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by phatj » Sun Jun 27, 2010 12:10:12
Barry Jive wrote:not sure why but i always mix up phatj and lethal
Prolly because I'm Asian
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by Barry Jive » Sun Jun 27, 2010 13:00:07
god damn i'm so tired
no offense but you are everything that's wrong with America
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by jerseyhoya » Sun Jun 27, 2010 13:01:10
Housh is reading the board. He appears to be alive and not taken his own life last night. Big win.
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by Barry Jive » Sun Jun 27, 2010 13:08:15
probably his ex-girlfriend spying on him
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by JackieTreehorn » Sun Jun 27, 2010 13:53:14
id like a 500 gig iPod.
160 just doesnt cut it.
160 just doesnt cut it.
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by Barry Jive » Sun Jun 27, 2010 20:09:18
all i can smell is whiskey
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