that's how i felt after catching the ending of marley and me while flipping through. jesus christ. i think putting your dog to sleep has to be one of the top 3 saddest things in the world.

I thought you were going to tell me that Dallas Braden is gay. I would have believed you.

facebook chat and notifications have been shit all day

phatj wrote:I thought you were going to tell me that Dallas Braden is gay. I would have believed you.

Well, he does cause a lot of butthurt among Yankees fans.

I had a pretty crazy day today. I went to the Phils game and passed by a few guys tailgating listening to Eminem. I thought of Nightman. It was unbelievably hot at my seat and I stayed until the bottom of the 7th when I thought I could beat traffic and the storm. I was dead wrong. Took me two and half hours to get home.

Immediately following my arrival home, my friend picked me up and we went to the Taking Back Sunday concert. The ticket was free, btw. At the concert, their lead singer climbed the cage on the side where I was sitten. He then proceeded to finish the chorus as I had to pull his sweaty body up onto the second floor. Good day.

the fuck you mean, David Bowie will never get credit as an amazing songwriter

stop talking about music

so if someone asks you "should i do this or this" and neither answer matters very much, it's totally cool if you just pick the one that benefits you more, right

only if it results in buttsex?

not directly but i'm playing the percentages. things that benefit me = things that make me more attractive to the opposite sex = buttsex

carry on

nevermind, appears my dumbass friend is choosing "a full bed" over iPhone 4

i pretty much just wanted him to go with the iPhone so i can pull the "but i have the biggest bed so i pretty much have to get the biggest room" argument next week

Make him loan you $200 till you get paid if he wants the bigger room

the other recent case was one of the dudes on our Vegas trip (whom i'd never met before and probably/hopefully never will again) asked if he should put 300 on black right before we left for the airport

of course i said yes. because what do i care what happens? it'd just be awesome to watch. but his friend said "no" and i was sorely disappointed.

Feels good to be home, where beer has greater than 3.2% alcohol by volume. Fucking Utah.

Barry Jive wrote:so if someone asks you "should i do this or this" and neither answer matters very much, it's totally cool if you just pick the one that benefits you more, right

whichever offers the greatest chance of being hilariously embarrassing for the person posing the question

Barry Jive wrote:nevermind, appears my dumbass friend is choosing "a full bed" over iPhone 4

i pretty much just wanted him to go with the iPhone so i can pull the "but i have the biggest bed so i pretty much have to get the biggest room" argument next week

If your friend is about to move in to the city (from his parents, I assume) and is currently working with a twin bed, going for the full bed over the iPhone is a complete no-brainer.

cause it fits two people

Houshphandzadeh wrote:

Barry Jive wrote:nevermind, appears my dumbass friend is choosing "a full bed" over iPhone 4

i pretty much just wanted him to go with the iPhone so i can pull the "but i have the biggest bed so i pretty much have to get the biggest room" argument next week

If your friend is about to move in to the city (from his parents, I assume) and is currently working with a twin bed, going for the full bed over the iPhone is a complete no-brainer.

cause it fits two people

let's get into the head of a prospective partner here:

"Well, let's see. Who should I boff tonight. Barry has the bigger room, but Jack has an iPhone. Decisions, decisions. Gotta go with the bigger room. Barry it is. Who says size doesn't matter!".

yayyyy, stupid public library FINALLY cashed my check. it's annoying having to keep in mind a check your wrote several months ago so you don't overdraw

pacino wrote:yayyyy, stupid public library FINALLY cashed my check. it's annoying having to keep in mind a check your wrote several months ago so you don't overdraw

or you could just use software to free your mind of the burden

The hell you doing writing a check to the library