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Postby Slowhand » Thu Oct 22, 2009 14:12:35

Dude, you realize that someone must bleed here, right? There must be blood.
How dare you interrupt my Lime Rickey!

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Postby drsmooth » Thu Oct 22, 2009 14:20:59

The Dude wrote:We'll see, it's cool she told me without me having to dig anything up. but what if it's like betsy draper OFFERING to tell Don that the gov's assistant was coming for a fundraiser!!


Do what he did: take her to Italy and bed her for 36 consecutive hours

then strike up a dalliance with your daughter's summer school(?) teacher

(show's getting dizzier with each passing week)
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Postby The Dude » Thu Oct 22, 2009 14:26:44

She's going to have to settle to a long weekend to Dogfishhead for our annivsersary
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Postby jerseyhoya » Thu Oct 22, 2009 14:28:17

Houshphandzadeh wrote:This is getting interesting. I assumed it was an innocent ask and rebuff.

You gonna get crazy?


Yeah I definitely thought it was more of a misunderstanding than the dude being an out and out pig

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Postby Werthless » Thu Oct 22, 2009 14:35:48

The Dude wrote:
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The Dude wrote:Some $#@! asked my wife out. My enormous hands are shaking with rage

Did he know she was married, or is he just that much of a prick?


yes, he knows. he's married, but his wife is in amsterdam for a few months

Need more details!!!

Have you met him? Does your wife interact with him on a regular basis? Did he ask her to lunch (which is vague, and may be innocent) or to dinner, or to "do something sometime?" What was your wife's response to him?

My wife gets asked out occasionally to lunch, and context matters. I haven't had a pig ask her on a "real" date, knowing she's married, however. I can't imagine how pissed I'd be.

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Postby BassGuiFloyd » Thu Oct 22, 2009 14:39:58

let's e-mail bomb the sucker
Why not just go storm Normandy and get shot in the face while you're at it
Why not get a plumbing license and run around high on shrooms stealing peoples' pocket change

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Postby The Dude » Thu Oct 22, 2009 14:43:48

He wanted just the two of them to go out for drinks tonight. They're not friends, have very limited contact, and have nothing at work to talk about, since they don't work in the same area of the hospital. They had a little more interaction last year b/c they worked more in the same area, but even then they didn't talk much or anything.
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Postby Harpua » Thu Oct 22, 2009 14:45:53

Time to get out the wood chipper.

Image

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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Thu Oct 22, 2009 15:04:59

Uh oh.

I just suggested to a girl that maybe she should gym it up.

Will I never learn?

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Postby Woody » Thu Oct 22, 2009 15:09:18

All I need is a name, The Dude
you sure do seem to have a lot of time on your hands to be on this forum? Do you have a job? Are you a shut-in?

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Postby The Dude » Thu Oct 22, 2009 15:13:44

:lol:
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Postby Phan In Phlorida » Thu Oct 22, 2009 15:30:24

Houshphandzadeh wrote:How did these women not get the memo that the Ugg trend crashed and burned

Why would you want to simulate the cankle?

I misread that as "stimulate" :oops:
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Postby Phan In Phlorida » Thu Oct 22, 2009 15:35:41

Isn't Amsterdam like the world capital of gender reassignment surgery or something like that?
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Postby CFP » Thu Oct 22, 2009 15:42:49

How the hell did I leave all pairs of athletic shorts at home?

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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Thu Oct 22, 2009 16:08:50

CFP wrote:How the hell did I leave all pairs of athletic shorts at home?

I do that all the time.

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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Thu Oct 22, 2009 16:09:00

STIMULATE THE CANKLE

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Postby Barry Jive » Thu Oct 22, 2009 17:27:21

you'd think i'd get tired of doing absolutely nothing on my days off, but no
no offense but you are everything that's wrong with America

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Postby WilliamC » Thu Oct 22, 2009 17:56:41

I still feel giddy. Didn't go out last night. Still got tuned but not too much. Tonight is a makeup night. I drink to all of you tonight! And the WFC Phillies.
Do it again!

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Postby pacino » Thu Oct 22, 2009 18:01:18

Werthless wrote:
The Dude wrote:
Werthless wrote:
The Dude wrote:Some $#@! asked my wife out. My enormous hands are shaking with rage

Did he know she was married, or is he just that much of a prick?


yes, he knows. he's married, but his wife is in amsterdam for a few months

Need more details!!!

Have you met him? Does your wife interact with him on a regular basis? Did he ask her to lunch (which is vague, and may be innocent) or to dinner, or to "do something sometime?" What was your wife's response to him?

My wife gets asked out occasionally to lunch, and context matters. I haven't had a pig ask her on a "real" date, knowing she's married, however. I can't imagine how pissed I'd be.

You didn't mention if she was free?
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Postby pacino » Thu Oct 22, 2009 18:03:05

Houshphandzadeh wrote:Image
gehry/sharapova making jewelsrys

I liked Gehry like 5 buildings ago
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