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by **lethal** » Fri Oct 23, 2009 12:26:21

My right contact is killing me so badly that I had to throw it away and now I can only see out of one eye. It s incredibly hard to type with no depth perception, not to mention doing things like walking or pissing in the right place.

by **Grotewold** » Fri Oct 23, 2009 12:43:26

Woody wrote:I got closer and realized it was actually a generic Penn State jersey

I saw those in Happy Valley last weekend. As disturbing as it gets

by **td11** » Fri Oct 23, 2009 13:07:14

HELLO PEOPLES

it's friday

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Fri Oct 23, 2009 13:11:52

Think I might stay in tonight

I'm delirious

by **Grotewold** » Fri Oct 23, 2009 13:14:25

I owe the old lady a night out after like six weeks of nightly Phils. She picked a small local theater production. Hold me

by **td11** » Fri Oct 23, 2009 13:20:31

gf just killed the OJ and left

by **Barry Jive** » Fri Oct 23, 2009 13:27:34

hitting happy hours before Dr. Dog tonight. WE GON' GET BRUISED

by **Slowhand** » Fri Oct 23, 2009 13:28:39

td11 wrote:gf just killed the OJ and left

lets tie her dick to a tree

by **td11** » Fri Oct 23, 2009 13:29:42

you know, that's not a half bad idea

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Fri Oct 23, 2009 13:29:49

im an avatar biter, aren't i

i will change

:cry:

by **Slowhand** » Fri Oct 23, 2009 13:31:07

No, keep it!

by **jerseyhoya** » Fri Oct 23, 2009 13:39:36

I just had three courses for lunch. 3 leftover wings. Then half a corned beef and cheese sandwich. Then half a sausage sandwich.

Strong moves on a Friday powering through leftovers.

by **CrashburnAlley** » Fri Oct 23, 2009 13:39:40

So the girl who cut my hair yesterday is the sister of the dude who climbed the street light after last year's World Series.

I let her shampoo my hair.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Fri Oct 23, 2009 13:42:58

You mean you paid her to shampoo your hair.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Fri Oct 23, 2009 13:43:11

Slowhand wrote:No, keep it!

sweet

by **td11** » Fri Oct 23, 2009 13:43:49

was she hot like january jones

by **CrashburnAlley** » Fri Oct 23, 2009 13:45:56

td11 wrote:was she hot like january jones

dude

Pun FTW.

Speaking of which, Steve Phillips' side action looks like the skater dude from Clueless.

by **Barry Jive** » Fri Oct 23, 2009 13:49:31

GOD DAMMIT I MADE THAT JOKE WITHIN SECONDS OF HER PICTURE BEING POSTED

by **CrashburnAlley** » Fri Oct 23, 2009 13:50:13

Barry Jive wrote:GOD DAMMIT I MADE THAT JOKE WITHIN SECONDS OF HER PICTURE BEING POSTED

orly? I'm always late. Remember when I thought I was the first one to realize Raul Ibanez looked like Tom Morello?

by **Barry Jive** » Fri Oct 23, 2009 13:51:46

i mean i'm more upset because no one laughed or anything when i posted his picture

but seriously, the resemblance is uncanny

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