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by **phatj** » Mon Oct 12, 2009 21:45:03

The Crimson Cyclone wrote:I shaved off my goatee this morning and the only person to notice (aka say anything) so far is my 8 year old son. I feel ignored.

Woody wrote:I just started growing a goatee today

the circle of life

by **pacino** » Mon Oct 12, 2009 21:45:45

phatj wrote:
The Crimson Cyclone wrote:I shaved off my goatee this morning and the only person to notice (aka say anything) so far is my 8 year old son. I feel ignored.

Woody wrote:I just started growing a goatee today

the circle of life

trt stated he lost 30 lbs, too. Hmmm Woody

by **The Dude** » Mon Oct 12, 2009 22:06:59

So my neighbor died during that game

by **Barry Jive** » Mon Oct 12, 2009 22:09:46

my dad is talking about the Eagles

during the game he told me about some praise Domo had for Celek

by **Bucky** » Mon Oct 12, 2009 22:26:36

The Dude wrote:So my neighbor died during that game

oh wow that sucks

by **EndlessSummer** » Mon Oct 12, 2009 22:42:45

Bucky wrote:
The Dude wrote:So my neighbor died during that game

oh wow that sucks

How? That sucks.

by **jerseyhoya** » Mon Oct 12, 2009 22:46:27

Barry Jive wrote:my dad is talking about the Eagles

during the game he told me about some praise Domo had for Celek

We were at a house full of Eagles fans, and my dad wouldn't shut up about the Giants/Oakland game.

My dad does not care about baseball.

I told him to shut up at some point. The game is sort of a blur at the moment.

by **The Dude** » Mon Oct 12, 2009 23:06:41

EndlessSummer wrote:
Bucky wrote:
The Dude wrote:So my neighbor died during that game

oh wow that sucks

How? That sucks.

It was weird, we were watching the game, probably around the 4th, and saw lots of lights out front. Looked out and there was a fire engine, ambulance, police. They weren't rushing or anything so we thought false alarm on a gas leak or something, then saw them pull out the stretcher from the back of the ambulance and put a white sheet on top, and go in the house. Brought him out a couple minutes later covered up.

by **jerseyhoya** » Mon Oct 12, 2009 23:21:12

I just won a bottle of whiskey from my dad saying it wasn't really Al Sharpton singing "Barack the Magic Negro"

Also, I'm on my first drink, and he's on his 8th.

by **The Dude** » Tue Oct 13, 2009 00:13:20

feel like i'm never going to be tired again

by **jerseyhoya** » Tue Oct 13, 2009 00:13:53

My brother quoted High Hopes in his Facebook status

I'm so happy

Is this what it's like to feel like a proud father?

by **philliesphhan** » Tue Oct 13, 2009 01:55:32

I've a good mind to fuck that chick I know who's from Colorado in tribute to Howard's fuck ing of Colorado in the 9th inning

by **Woody** » Tue Oct 13, 2009 08:25:13

Don't get HHHIV

by **Bakestar** » Tue Oct 13, 2009 08:38:59

Woody wins yet another Internet.

(or hhherpes)

by **Werthless** » Tue Oct 13, 2009 10:59:40

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/10/12/educa ... .html?_r=2

The law was introduced after a third-grade girl was expelled for a year because her grandmother had sent a birthday cake to school, along with a knife to cut it. The teacher called the principal — but not before using the knife to cut and serve the cake.

by **Grotewold** » Tue Oct 13, 2009 11:05:19

Did you ever see the Kids in the Hall where the one guy brought his jailed friend a birthday cake with a key to the jail cell lock in it, but the guards asked for some, so the guy just cut pieces around the key until the remaining cake was shaped like a big key?? It's not so funny in writing but I was rolling

by **gpicaro** » Tue Oct 13, 2009 11:05:56

Werthless wrote:http://www.nytimes.com/2009/10/12/education/12discipline.html?_r=2

The law was introduced after a third-grade girl was expelled for a year because her grandmother had sent a birthday cake to school, along with a knife to cut it. The teacher called the principal — but not before using the knife to cut and serve the cake.

Just when I think people in this country can't get any more ridiculous...

by **Werthless** » Tue Oct 13, 2009 11:14:55

Grotewold wrote:Did you ever see the Kids in the Hall where the one guy brought his jailed friend a birthday cake with a key to the jail cell lock in it, but the guards asked for some, so the guy just cut pieces around the key until the remaining cake was shaped like a big key?? It's not so funny in writing but I was rolling

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYKy9AS4D4w[/youtube]

by **Grotewold** » Tue Oct 13, 2009 11:18:09

Did you guys ever see a high-res clip of Joan from Mad Men nude

by **Woody** » Tue Oct 13, 2009 11:32:13

It plays on endless loop in my frontal lobe

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