Michael Jackson: deceased

Postby The Red Tornado » Tue Jun 30, 2009 11:07:15

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Postby momadance » Tue Jun 30, 2009 11:24:16

Hi I'm Michael Jackson, if you're watching this video by now I'm dead. yada, yada, yada. OJ is innocent I killed Nicole. Also Ladanian Tomlinson is gay. Boom! Bla-dow! How you like me now bitches?! SHA-mone. You just got dome projected, son.

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Postby BigEd76 » Tue Jun 30, 2009 12:27:07

TMZ reporting neither MJ nor Rowe are the biological parents of the first two kids, MJ's not the biological parent of the 3rd one either, and he never officially adopted any of them...

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Postby philliesr98 » Tue Jun 30, 2009 12:36:03

If my non biological father named me blanket I would probably kill him myself....
None of you have probably ever eaten steak with me or rice and beans with me to understand what the man is about. -pedro

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Postby Woody » Tue Jun 30, 2009 12:44:02

BigEd76 wrote:TMZ reporting neither MJ nor Rowe are the biological parents of the first two kids, MJ's not the biological parent of the 3rd one either, and he never officially adopted any of them...


Really? I'm shocked because they all looked so much like him
you sure do seem to have a lot of time on your hands to be on this forum? Do you have a job? Are you a shut-in?

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Postby Woody » Tue Jun 30, 2009 12:44:38

philliesr98 wrote:If my non biological father named me blanket I would probably kill him myself....


You'd probably need a comforter
you sure do seem to have a lot of time on your hands to be on this forum? Do you have a job? Are you a shut-in?

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Postby momadance » Tue Jun 30, 2009 14:43:27

Down?

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Postby jerseyhoya » Tue Jun 30, 2009 16:15:53

Michael Jackson Is Gone, but the Sad Facts Remain

I don't know if anyone posted this here or not. I've read the first two. Pretty interesting reading. The author, Maureen Orth, is the late Tim Russert's wife.

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Postby Philly the Kid » Tue Jun 30, 2009 20:50:32

jerseyhoya wrote:Michael Jackson Is Gone, but the Sad Facts Remain

I don't know if anyone posted this here or not. I've read the first two. Pretty interesting reading. The author, Maureen Orth, is the late Tim Russert's wife.


Wow, I read the first 3 and beginning of hte last 2 -- I guess its pretty clear now -- he was a MESSSSSED up dude. And what a circus around him. The only reason he got this far was his one super shrewd move to buy the Beatles catalog and leverage that... otherwise it would have come unglued ages ago... it's almost certain that he was in fact obsessed with and sexual with young boys. Its also true that mostor many of those boys and their families received riches and exploited it to their favor.

Wow is all I can really say.... astonishing, but not really... this is what our culture of greed leads to -- this is one of the most extreme cases, and pedophilia isn't always in play but I suspect if you dug in to lots of deeds of the rich and famous and rich and not-so-famous there is a littany of horrors...

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Postby jerseyhoya » Wed Jul 01, 2009 00:24:37

Ptk that's a fantastic post. I'm just finishing the fourth article now. They're really long, but interesting reads.

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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Wed Jul 01, 2009 00:26:19

You know regular people go insane as well

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Postby jerseyhoya » Wed Jul 01, 2009 00:27:43

Yeah, but I don't think they get humored as much as really rich/famous people who go nuts.

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Postby jerseyhoya » Wed Jul 01, 2009 01:30:39

Having finished all five, really, I can't recommend reading them all if you need to take an epic dump or are having a very boring day at the office tomorrow.

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Postby Phan In Phlorida » Wed Jul 01, 2009 13:56:44

The historic angle... "Michael Jackson will only die once"

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Postby Slowhand » Wed Jul 01, 2009 15:06:54

A guy at work told me this one the other day.

Him: Hey they got the autopsy results back from Michael Jackson. Did you hear how he died?

Me: No

Him: They found nothing but pills in his stomach. No food or anything, just pills and all sorts of needle marks on his arms and stuff. It was determined he died from food poisoning.

Me: How did he die from food poisoning if he had no food in his stomach?

Him: He had 13 year old nuts in his mouth.

Me: I walked right into that one, didn't I?
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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Wed Jul 01, 2009 22:27:21

On South Broad Street after work today, there were tons of people selling crappy King of Pop t-shirts and photos, and multitudes buying them.

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Postby Philly the Kid » Wed Jul 01, 2009 23:23:59

Houshphandzadeh wrote:On South Broad Street after work today, there were tons of people selling crappy King of Pop t-shirts and photos, and multitudes buying them.


I heard Amazon sold out of all MJ music and stuff a day or two ago

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Postby Barry Jive » Thu Jul 02, 2009 05:33:12

8 of the top 10 albums on the Billboard chart this week. One of the other two is a Jackson 5 compilation.
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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Thu Jul 02, 2009 09:19:32

Yeah, but at least those people get music on the cd

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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Thu Jul 02, 2009 11:26:19

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This is actually for sale.

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