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by **Barry Jive** » Thu Apr 30, 2009 15:28:36

hindu zombie's gettin' all self-righteous in this piece

by **td11** » Thu Apr 30, 2009 15:29:15

FUCK AND NOW THEY JUST CANCELLED THE PHILS/METS BUS TRIP TOMORROW

by **dajafi** » Thu Apr 30, 2009 15:30:19

Bakestar wrote:
dajafi wrote:Sopranos "Pine Barrens" episode is on A&E. They're chasing the Russian dude through the woods.

He was an interior decorator.

But his place looked like shit

by **Barry Jive** » Thu Apr 30, 2009 15:33:45

td11 wrote:$#@! AND NOW THEY JUST CANCELLED THE PHILS/METS BUS TRIP TOMORROW

that's absurd. i am sick and tired of all these motherfucking swine flu stories on the motherfucking news

by **td11** » Thu Apr 30, 2009 15:39:31

Barry Jive wrote:
td11 wrote:$#@! AND NOW THEY JUST CANCELLED THE PHILS/METS BUS TRIP TOMORROW

that's absurd. i am sick and tired of all these $#@! swine flu stories on the $#@! news

srsly

it was amusing at first, but now it's just annoying. and i'm tired of that stupid doihaveswineflu.org link showing up in everyone's fb status.

by **The Dude** » Thu Apr 30, 2009 15:41:56

you're mean when you're dead

by **Bill McNeal** » Thu Apr 30, 2009 15:45:46

The Dude wrote:you're mean when you're dead

If you were a zombie and got stuck eating brains at UD, you'd be cranky too.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Thu Apr 30, 2009 16:43:30

Playing chess for the first time in years is like riding a bike with square wheels.

by **Barry Jive** » Thu Apr 30, 2009 16:46:49

I just found out that my friend, a couple years younger than me, never learned how to ride a bike and is now attempting to do so. It's unfathomable to me that some people don't know how to ride a bicycle. It's not like driving stick, you know?

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Thu Apr 30, 2009 16:48:19

Did he grow up under the sea?

by **jerseyhoya** » Thu Apr 30, 2009 16:51:36

Barry Jive wrote:I just found out that my friend, a couple years younger than me, never learned how to ride a bike and is now attempting to do so. It's unfathomable to me that some people don't know how to ride a bicycle. It's not like driving stick, you know?

My roommate can't ride a bike. He's Jordanian. Whenever it comes up, a reference to learning to ride camels instead of bikes is made.

by **Bakestar** » Thu Apr 30, 2009 16:52:32

dajafi wrote:
Bakestar wrote:
dajafi wrote:Sopranos "Pine Barrens" episode is on A&E. They're chasing the Russian dude through the woods.

He was an interior decorator.

But his place looked like $#@!

My favorite behind-the-scenes story about that episode:

When Bacala shows up at Junior's house in his hunting gear, and Tony busts up laughing... it's because Steve Schirippa walked into the shot with his pants unzipped and a giant rubber dong hanging out. Gandolfini lost it, Chianese stayed in character. I forget whose idea it was, but it was so they could get a natural reaction from Gandolfini.

by **Bucky** » Thu Apr 30, 2009 17:04:01

Houshphandzadeh wrote:Did he grow up under the sea?

but squidward rides a bike

by **Barry Jive** » Thu Apr 30, 2009 17:05:45

Houshphandzadeh wrote:Did he grow up under the sea?

West Philly, for real. Like, I dunno, were her parents afraid it would just get stolen?

I guess I could understand the Jordanian not learning. It's pretty tough to ride bikes on sand.

by **Grotewold** » Thu Apr 30, 2009 17:09:12

I can't ride a bicycle. It was the weirdest thing -- I had one, a real nice Dukes of Hazzard Huffy head turner, but never felt the slightest inclination to get on or try it

If you believe in previous lives, perhaps I was killed on a bicycle, or by a crooked county commissioner

by **Barry Jive** » Thu Apr 30, 2009 17:24:56

I'm wondering if wearing an oxygen mask would be a funny look. I might test the waters this week.

by **Bill McNeal** » Thu Apr 30, 2009 17:38:46

This is not safe for work, a girl plays a horrible prank on her boyfriend involving a tampon, and c0cktail sauce. it's pretty awesome.

http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=40026

by **TenuredVulture** » Thu Apr 30, 2009 17:43:47

momadance wrote:
Barry Jive wrote:people to do:
chick(s)--check
redhead(s)--check
older lady--check
black chick--tbd

I came pretty close to completing that list. Got the first three in one shot. The last one, alas, I had some misguided notions about a girlfriend that put the brakes on it. Who knows what might have happened otherwise.

by **WilliamC** » Thu Apr 30, 2009 17:46:43

Bill McNeal wrote:This is not safe for work, a girl plays a horrible prank on her boyfriend involving a tampon, and c0cktail sauce. it's pretty awesome.

http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm.link_id=40026

That is not a very good girlfriend :!:

by **TenuredVulture** » Thu Apr 30, 2009 17:48:15

TD, you have to make lemonade out of this lemon. I have several ideas. First, you can try to convince chicks that indian sperm will protect them from swine flu. If you don't think that will work, then you've got to play the world might be ending, let's get it on card. I'm thinking you could have your pooniest weekend ever if you stop bitching and moaning about panic and use it to your advantage!

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